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adventures of a jelkie: March 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Thursday, March 30, 2006. Office update edition: Oh My Sweet Geebus. The man behind the music, Mr ESM has been asked to turn his bloody music off. Now he's left the building. I'm thinking it ended something like this:. Mr ESM, we need you to listen to your Emotional Suicidal Music with your headphones on. Staff are threatening to kill or leave.". Mr ESM) "IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME FOR THE MUSIC THAT SPEAKS FROM MY HEART AND SOUL, THEN I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN. April is the month o...
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adventures of a jelkie: August 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. And so the time has come. Another 5hr corporate shift. I secretly not so secretly like this arrangement very much. Until of course, pay day comes around and i see that i have only been paid for two full days of work. I don't think i care though - 22 degrees outside, a 6pk of udies in ma fridge and a backyard waiting ta be mowed.ohhhhhh yeah. Sexy sexy grass cutting actions. Posted by Jelkie at 7:39 PM. Monday, August 28, 2006. Anyway.many things hap...
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adventures of a jelkie: April 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Thursday, April 27, 2006. Shesh Kebab-a-Boogaloo.Electric Mind You. And there she stood faced with her worst nightmare. Or rather, Australia's worst nightmare. The Jana Pittman impersonator snarled at Sheshica and then began to huff and puff in such a loud commotion, everyone stopped the boogie at once. The Jana Pittman impersonator screamed. Shesh retracted for a moment. Hang on" she thought."This ISN'T a Jana Pittman impersonator! Get the fuck outta here! Shesh matched this quic...
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adventures of a jelkie: November 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Wednesday, November 22, 2006. I AM A HIPPIE I LIKE TWIGS. And so it began. One day a man thought it would be a marvellous, tremendous idea to invent the wheel. So this man, this man of simplicity and much hardship, shaped a cirlcular object from the resources of our Mother Earth. Some people say that when this mechanism, device or structure was created, the man had no idea what would then follow. I knew what it was like to be a microwaved food item. Sometimes, I stand right next t...
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adventures of a jelkie: July 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Monday, July 31, 2006. Today is an amazing day. Because.Today I have given the birdie to the corporate lifestyle/working world. Perhaps I am over dressing like a hippie stuck in a corporate fuck nut world. Maybe i don't want to have a security card anymore.or have to participate in group bonding sessions/talking meaningless crap about the weather. Perhaps my coffee boys selling their business has inspired me to WANT MORE. Posted by Jelkie at 7:12 PM. Sunday, July 30, 2006. You wou...
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adventures of a jelkie: May 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Shesh Update - Contact x 2. Ring Ring.Ring Ring. Jelkie: Ahhhh, hello? Shesh: jelkie hi it's Shesh. Jelkie: Shesh, what tha? It's 3:45am in the morning yo! Shesh: jelkie I need a favour. Jelkie: Yeah sure Shesh, anything babe. Shesh: jelkie my thongs broke tonight and I can't sleep without knowing that i'll have another pair to wear 2moro.and the only other pairs I have don't go with my winter wardrobe. It's winter huni, you shouldn't be wearing thongs dude.
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adventures of a jelkie: June 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Thursday, June 29, 2006. Few things to note. Firstly, RICHARD MARX is coming to town! Sept 9th @ Her Mag's Vag Theatre. I'll be there throwing ma knickers at him front an' center. And secondly, I really hope I get to see the "large-ish" insulting lesbian who began an altercation with me @ Jen Cloher in the toilets - You dropped your Nando's patch after you ran away, was thinking you'd be missing it by now. So I've been neglecting my blog due to a new found passion - The Gazoo.
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adventures of a jelkie: February 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Yes yes, I know what your thinking.Magpies don't eat brains, they eat bread and fruit and twiggy stuff. This morning I arrived 10mins earlier to my bus stop so I decided to have a ciggie. Now, as I understand they have banned smoking at bus stops, smoking on the street(? Smoking in your own home, smoking in a crack den.etc. I know, I came close. I was lucky to get away safely, even if I have lost my mind. But, as you all know.This happened l...Pt 4 of J...
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adventures of a jelkie: January 2010
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Adventures of a jelkie. Sunday, January 31, 2010. The Big Bang Theory. Is it the clothes I Wear? Is it the way I do my hair? Is it as the Terms and Conditions state.that I have been randomly selected to undergo the Drug and Explosives test. Today was the day I cracked it. After disposing.(Correctly) of my lethal emenator, I proceeded to enter the security screening area once more. Confused by his robotic demure and somewhat annoyed at the fact that no one was reacting to my hissy fit (inspired by Violet ...
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adventures of a jelkie: October 2006
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Adventures of a jelkie. Thursday, October 05, 2006. In a time where-in the centre of this man - this being. Reigned upon notions of love sick anguish and hate. He asked me once if i like strawberry berret's. I replied that of course i only accepted raspberries. Walking down these streets we feel we know so well - we sometimes land ourselves in unexpected situations and when we are standing naked within our shame - our secrets, we beg the world to cave in around us and swallow us whole. You are far beyond...
