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Don't Pick Me Up: June 2010
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Monday, June 14, 2010. The following conversation occurred in my friend k's condo complex. on a side note, i really hope this guy doesn't live there. Creepy dude "you have a nice anatomy". My friend k: "um. thanks? It's a good thing.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Jami at Imaj Works...
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Don't Pick Me Up: It's A Guy/Girl Thing
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Thursday, June 30, 2011. It's A Guy/Girl Thing. Guy: hey, can I tell you a joke? Guy: Well, I was going to tell you one about my dick, but it's too long (laugh). Girl: and then maybe I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you'd never get up. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Jami a...
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Don't Pick Me Up: Celebrate Your Independence
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Friday, July 1, 2011. I'll buy you a star-spangled cocktail of your choice if you can tell me what a rampart is? A fortification usually constructed from a mound of dirt? Thanks to the Friday Dance. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Quick Dirty Dirty. Perks of Being a JAP.
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Don't Pick Me Up: Got a new pick up line for ya...
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Monday, December 20, 2010. Got a new pick up line for ya. Hi I'm getting ur number by the end of the night,. It may be a fake one. But I'm still getting it.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Quick Dirty Dirty. Perks of Being a JAP. Sadie Faye: 18 months! I hate so much.
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Don't Pick Me Up: July 2011
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Friday, July 1, 2011. I'll buy you a star-spangled cocktail of your choice if you can tell me what a rampart is? A fortification usually constructed from a mound of dirt? Thanks to the Friday Dance. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Quick Dirty Dirty. Perks of Being a JAP. Jami at Im...
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Don't Pick Me Up: October 2010
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Friday, October 1, 2010. Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Guy: Want another one? Guy: Yeah. me neither. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Quick Dirty Dirty. Perks of Being a JAP. Sadie Faye: 18 months! You’re halfways to being a 2-year-old. (Sigh.) Halloween 201. I hate so much. Hello a...
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Don't Pick Me Up: April 2010
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Monday, April 26, 2010. Blame it on the A-a-a-a-a-a-cohol. If I gave you the wrong number, don't assume I'm being a bitch. I might just be really, really drunk. Saturday, April 24, 2010. I don't care what Britney says about 3. I don't want to have a threesome. Friday, April 23, 2010.
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Don't Pick Me Up: August 2010
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Tuesday, August 31, 2010. No I will not go home with you. Even if you say "we don't have to do anything.". Labels: booty call fail. Monday, August 30, 2010. Guys trying to impress girls with guitars. Guy with guitar: "what song do you want to hear? Me: "you know any zeppelin? Date ...
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Don't Pick Me Up: February 2009
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Monday, February 16, 2009. The back of your head is ridicalus! Can I Have Yo Numbah - MAD TV. Bad pickup line of the week. Hi my name is. But you can call me. Wednesday, February 11, 2009. You've got to be starbucking kidding me. I mean, Really! Friday, February 6, 2009. Sadie Faye...
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Don't Pick Me Up: wait... what??
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Don't Pick Me Up. No, I don't want to give you my number. No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club. No, I don't think you're cool. Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl. Friday, October 1, 2010. Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Guy: Want another one? Guy: Yeah. me neither. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Quick Dirty Dirty. Perks of Being a JAP. Sadie Faye: 18 months! You’re halfways to being a 2-year-old. (Sigh.) Halloween 201. I hate so much.