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Rag and Bone: Traditional Love

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Monday, July 12, 2010. In my entanglements with the internet, I sometimes get asked to do some pretty terrible stuff. Like explain to people why they can't write about their private parts on the internet or call out death threats against their ex husbands. At least not on the web site I work for. Please. But I also get asked to do some pretty awesome stuff, like start a blog. You can read one of my posts here. Another blog for me to read :-) Congrats.

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Rag and Bone: January 2010

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Thursday, January 28, 2010. See more Epic Fails. I'm sorry officer, I don't know where these nuggets came from, but they were delicious. And, I'd call this a success, actually. Links to this post. Labels: life or something like it. Monday, January 18, 2010. She rescued a baby. Rescues Continue Days After Quake. Is an excellent writer and journalist. And now (watch the video above) she is my hero. Links to this post. Life or something like it. Lefse is b...

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Rag and Bone: September 2010

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Tuesday, September 28, 2010. Turning Into A Mommy Blog. There has been a reason for the silence echoing around here. It's because I've been trying to keep a secret. A big fat secret. And my inability to lie is legendary. Children and old men still tell the tales of the numerous Christmases I've ruined. I also included a picture of me getting fat, because I know the internet wants to see this. I know just know it. Links to this post. Iowa, United States.

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Rag and Bone: October 2010

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Sunday, October 10, 2010. And I moved, to Wordpress and LyzLenz.com. I look fancy, but really it's just gonna be easier to read my poop jokes. In honor of the move, enter the I Blog ticket giveaway. 0n the new site, of course.) If you entered on this page your entry is still valid. Links to this post. Saturday, October 9, 2010. I Blog Ticket Giveaway. Sometimes when I talk to people and they say how are you? NOWOn to me. You know that I work for the...

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Rag and Bone: June 2010

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Wednesday, June 23, 2010. Dave and I just came back from a trip to El Salvador. We were working with a non-profit to build a well and teach the villagers hygiene. Every adjective I can think of to describe the experience sounds like a cliche. But I'm not the same person. Mainly because I know more Spanish and I know how to use a tortilla instead of forks. That's my new motto: No Forks 2010! Links to this post. Tuesday, June 8, 2010. Links to this post.

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Rag and Bone: December 2009

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Saturday, December 19, 2009. I was the kind of fat baby they'd deny health insurance to today. Eight was a good vintage for me. Links to this post. Labels: life or something like it. Friday, December 18, 2009. The gift that keeps on giving. Got me this sweet plate of the last supper for my birthday. I am pretty sure its the best present ever. Or at least a contender, my sister-in-law does give mugs to be reckoned with. Links to this post. I guess I had ...

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Rag and Bone: July 2010

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Monday, July 12, 2010. In my entanglements with the internet, I sometimes get asked to do some pretty terrible stuff. Like explain to people why they can't write about their private parts on the internet or call out death threats against their ex husbands. At least not on the web site I work for. Please. But I also get asked to do some pretty awesome stuff, like start a blog. You can read one of my posts here. Links to this post. Iowa, United States.

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Rag and Bone: February 2010

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Welcome to the foul rag and bone shop of the heart. Thursday, February 11, 2010. When I was 7, I wrote this joke in my journal. Q: What did the book worm say to the librarian? Dig me out of here! It began with Elsie Dinsmore. After Elsie, my mom gave me Treasures of the Snow. I began my family feuds. 8221; I would tell her. “Don’t you want to read? Later when we realized her problem, a problem she hadn’t been able to articulate before, because when you grow up seeing the world replicated and swimmi...

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A favor to ask of expecting parents everywhere - That was odd...

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A favor to ask of expecting parents everywhere. A favor to ask of expecting parents everywhere. Please do not name your child 'Goodbye'. It will probably make those 'Hello my name is.' stickers slightly confusing. 8/4/09 02:02 pm (UTC). You are correct. "Inigo Montoya" would be a much better option. 8/4/09 04:38 pm (UTC). Http:/ www.thinkgeek.com/interests/gift. 8/4/09 05:07 pm (UTC). Powered by LiveJournal.com.