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ProcessingUnit: Apocalypse Appendix
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Ppendix is fucked. I can tell. It hurts like it’s in a bind, being held by hairy hands and wringed. This pain has got to go away. Cut it out? Sure get rid of it. I don’t need it. It’s like my gut had tacs and nails for breakfast and on its way out of the diner decided to finish the last of the lemon juice with a big swig. You don’t even need an appendix. It’s a waste of space, extra weight. Trim girls should get them chopped out before they slip into that dinner dress. ProcessingUnit is a place for words.
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ProcessingUnit: Poultry Scholarship
http://processingunit.blogspot.com/2008/07/poultry-scholarship.html
America’s largest protein supplier, Tybelt Inc., is helmed by none other then Kirk T. Sunbelt. In the last financial quarter Mr. Sunbelt made a record 35 million US dollars. 8220;Business,” he told his horse, “is doing good….woahhhhh boy.”. So, when Mr. Sunbelt met Arthur Trent he was smiling and a little drunk. 8220;Hi, I’m Mr. Trent, Arthur Trent, from the AmPoultry Scerican Scholastic Committee.”. 8220;Pleasure, Mr. Trent, is all mine.”. 8220;I know you are a busy man…”. MEET THE AUTHORS AND ARTISTS.