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funkyminds: 10 First Date Deal-Breakers...
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A Blog About Nothing. Sunday, July 6, 2008. 10 First Date Deal-Breakers. In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty irritable. I mean, it's all in fun, but how else do you explain my dismay for interior shades, scarves. And self-proclaimed " cool people. It's all timing with the boogie man. We all get them. So if one slides off your left nostril a few months into dating, you're probably good. First date, you're toast. Apparently, looking at another woman during the first date is a deal -breaker. I mean,...
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funkyminds: December 2009
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A Blog About Nothing. Wednesday, December 23, 2009. Hey Dude, You Have a Dimple. There's never a dull moment at work. If I need a break from my exhaustive workload, I can just step right outside of my office and walk ear-first into some of the most entertaining debates you can imagine. Two dudes in particular usually spar against one another. We'll call them Shawn and Dwight, two debaters who quickly go for the jugular whenever the other slips. Shawn and Dwight both step into my office]. Actually, I don'...
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funkyminds: November 2009
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A Blog About Nothing. Monday, November 23, 2009. Obviously, blogging hasn't been easy for me these past few months. While on hiatus, I occasionally bumped into people asking when my next blog was coming. I never had an answer. By the way, last week's entry, Told You I Was the G.O.A.T. I went triple wood! I mostly make fun of poultry on this blog, but the one time I write an entry about a girl I like, you guys don’t have anything to say? Was it not goofy enough? Am I relegated to writing about pelicans.
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funkyminds: May 2009
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A Blog About Nothing. Thursday, May 14, 2009. Chery Love: If I Had My Own VH1 Show. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a sucker for those VH1 love shows. I religiously watched the first two seasons of Flavor Of Love. Didn't miss a beat on Real Chance Of Love. And really enjoyed For . The Love Of Ray J. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them assholes tried to holla at one of the girls I'm liking either. . What about you, fellers? What would your show be like? Posted by Carl Chery. For The Love Of Ray J. For a while,...
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funkyminds: Did You Really Just Ask Me That On Facebook?
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A Blog About Nothing. Tuesday, December 22, 2009. Did You Really Just Ask Me That On Facebook? I love facebook. Through it, I’ve been able to get in contact with a good number of folks I otherwise never would have been able to reconnect with—people I haven’t seen in roughly 10-13 years. You couldn’t send me one more text? What’s even worse is they’ll keep hitting you on facebook, not via text, if you ignore their question. Have you guys noticed the same thing? If you don't mind sharing it, what was it?
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funkyminds: Getting A Haircut=So Teh Ghey...
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A Blog About Nothing. Sunday, April 26, 2009. Getting A Haircut=So Teh Ghey. I definitely think too much. My mind be wandering in all types of unecessary places. If I don't have a particular issue on the mind, my brain's busy pondering on hipothetical scenarios, daydreaming about being in the NBA or coming up with some left field theory. Here's one for you: going to the barbeshop is just about the gayest thing ever. Any of you guys ever noticed how teh ghey getting a haircut is? Posted by Carl Chery.
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funkyminds: The Blacker the Berry...
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A Blog About Nothing. Monday, December 21, 2009. The Blacker the Berry. I'm sorry, but this never-ending conversation doesn't get old for me— perhaps 'cause it hits home. I've also heard, "I know Nia Long is your personal G.O.A.T., but she's not even that dark." So, you mean to tell me I should prefer women closer to my complexion? Though I refuse to acknowledge a preference, I admit the ratio of women I've dated has been on the lighter side the past year or so. But it wasn't by design, just coincide...
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funkyminds: Scarves Are The New Shades
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A Blog About Nothing. Tuesday, February 5, 2008. Scarves Are The New Shades. So I'm at work earlier today when I suddenly peep this cat on his phone, posing hard like it was a Macys Male Catalog Photoshoot. Mind you, we were inside, but my man had a Pea Coat and scarf on. I see you got the scarf on," I remarked. Thinking that I was complimenting the wardrobe, dude just starting grinning uncontrollably. Well, you know.". And you can't tell me this dude don't look like an asshole. Shades On The Train?
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funkyminds: My Inner Nerd...
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A Blog About Nothing. Tuesday, July 7, 2009. I've never been much of a nerd growing up. I never looked the part and surely never had the grades to match. I did pretty good in college, but as I may have mentioned before, I managed to get good grades without buying any books and I hardly ever studied. Not too nerdy. But looking back now, I've always been into things associated with nerds.at least for grown ups. I'm not much of a comic book collector. My last purchase was the Watchmen. Posted by Carl Chery.
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funkyminds: June 2009
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A Blog About Nothing. Thursday, June 4, 2009. Have You Ever Been Blogged About? I've said it a while back and I'll say it again. Blogging is the new rapping. Everybody's got a freakin' blog. Interestingly enough, my blog has become sort of a punchline for some of my friends. We'll be out, something totally random happens and they joke, "you gon blog about this? What about you guys? Have you ever been blogged about? If so, was it flattering? What'd you do about it? Posted by Carl Chery. The girls were gre...
