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bat country: June 2011
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011. I have a story that unfortunately involves maths - a tale that when spun will reflect the true state of health care in this country. It's a story that isn't being told, isn't being acknowledged, and quite frankly, is making me sick to even think about it. So I'm going to share this story with you, dear readers, in hope that you also get sick. I hope you have insurance. Either way, happy ending - right? Happy ending, right? Let me be clear - this means that the hospital bean coun...
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bat country: May 2011
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Monday, May 30, 2011. An Open Letter to the Media. Yeah, you in the tweed jacket. With the broken spell-checker. And no common sense. As an "average" citizen of the world, I have a few pro-tips for you about what and what does not constitute "news". In other words, stop bombarding the world with headlines (that simply won't seem to drop off of my news reader's top-5 list no matter what else happens in the world), unless they are actually meaningful. Some hockey mom from Alaska rides a motorcycle. What th...
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bat country: I Love Family Guy
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Saturday, June 4, 2011. I Love Family Guy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Virgina, United States. My profile picture is of Bruce Campbell. That's not really me. I look just like him though, only with less chin. The whole lower half of the face, in fact: completely different. Also we have different eyes, mine are bluer. And noses. Ears too, mine don't stick out as much. Other than that he might be my dad. I mean he *could* be my dad. View my complete profile. I Love Family Guy. Fear is the Mind Killer.
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bat country: February 2011
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Sunday, February 20, 2011. One For All and All For One. The quote: "One For All and All For One" probably makes you think of the Three Musketeers. It makes me think of when I was a kid and we used to say it when we were playing "Army Guy" out in the bushes; it just felt like a manly thing to shout when you were storming the neighbor's pup tent and throwing pine cone grenades, voice cracking with prepubescent excitement. To quote the inimitable Ayn Rand:. In order to try describe what I've been thinking a...
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bat country: Federal Racketeering Charges
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011. I have a story that unfortunately involves maths - a tale that when spun will reflect the true state of health care in this country. It's a story that isn't being told, isn't being acknowledged, and quite frankly, is making me sick to even think about it. So I'm going to share this story with you, dear readers, in hope that you also get sick. I hope you have insurance. Either way, happy ending - right? Happy ending, right? Let me be clear - this means that the hospital bean coun...
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bat country: March 2011
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Monday, March 21, 2011. Charlie Sheen is from Mars, Women are from Venus. Many women realize this, and resort to being bitches to every man they meet who isn't Ryan Reynolds. I can't hardly blame them. It's a numbers game, really. Hit on enough women, and one of them will sleep with you. Repeat. Or at least we men have to work at it. Our idea of courtship is grinding on your booty in a dark nightclub with a bottle of beer in our hand while we grin at our buddies. Women design complex mating ritua...Genet...
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bat country: Fear is the Mind Killer.
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Wednesday, June 1, 2011. Fear is the Mind Killer. Fear is an interesting human emotion. It's not just all about monsters in the closet or falling from great heights or being sat on my extremely fat white girls either. In fact, fear has one commonality, regardless of what it is you think you're afraid of. What we are always really afraid of is loss. We fear losing a winning streak. Or our innocence. Or our health. Our wealth. Our lives. I'm not allergic to bees, and like I said, it's not an enjoyable.
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bat country: Weird, Science.
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Sunday, June 5, 2011. The truth is, everything women need to know about men can be learned from watching this (otherwise horrible, honestly) movie. Here are the top 10, for your convenience:. 10) We want to feel like you will do everything we tell you to. And even if you do, we're still going to want other chicks more who won't do anything we want them to. 9) We like it when you cook for us. 8) Dressing in a man's shirt (while cooking) is one of the most sexiest things a woman can do. 2) Even if we creat...
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bat country: Song of the Sausage Creature
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Thursday, June 2, 2011. Song of the Sausage Creature. They say, and they would be right, that every time you ride a motorcycle you are taking your life into your hands. A more accurate statement, perhaps, would be to say "Every time you ride a motorcycle on roads where people also drive cars or trucks. You are taking your life into your hands". In other words, motorcycles don't kill people, people in cars kill people on motorcycles. And deer. Deer kill people on motorcycles as well. If you've never drive...
