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Schmidt's Anatomy: January 2009
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I Liked The Notebook. January 31, 2009. Does anybody else just find this to be completely creepy? This is the name of a bookstore in Durban that sells Christian literature. And who says religion can't be fun? January 29, 2009. The view from my apartment of safe and lovely Downtown Durban. The artistic view of the safe and lovely Downtown Durban, entitled "Starry Eggs". Goodnight everyone from the zulu-natal. Only 46 more days til the new Kelly Clarkson CD! Seriously. “Shit I just hit rock. ...8221; Hahah...
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Schmidt's Anatomy: February 2009
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I Liked The Notebook. February 26, 2009. Notorious B.I.Geggs. Last night and it was amazeggs. It inspired me to spit some flow myself. One two buckle my eggs. The sun burns my face, my nose, and my legs. I wonder why people think that I’m schmidts. That smell is atrocious from under my pits. Three four lets run to the beach. Don’t sit in that room while they’re trying to teach. Books and pens and chalk and bells. Who needs to be able to write and to spells. I love broads and cougars and that is no lie.
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Schmidt's Anatomy: March 2009
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I Liked The Notebook. March 30, 2009. I kissed a broad and I liked it. Shocking I know. Labels: make up sex. March 25, 2009. Today I donated blood. They didn't screen me for the Schmidts virus, so soon one lucky man, woman, or child will be the recipient of Rooneggs blood splattered with the Schmidts virus. I told you guys. I'm gonna make it spread throughout the world like a rash on ur eggs. Last night I saw Marley and Me. Do you wanna check my penis? March 23, 2009. Is he going to plug it himself?
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Schmidt's Anatomy: April 2009
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I Liked The Notebook. April 29, 2009. A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, ‘You need a piece of tail.’. A few things before I begin…. Sometimes when I walk...
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Schmidt's Anatomy: Ulaligache Schmidts
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I Liked The Notebook. May 14, 2009. For all of us at The Schmidts, I want to thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed the last 4 months of posts. I'll be back to record my next adventures in Africa soon, but until then, embrace the inner schmidts and spread it like H4 to all your friends. Where we went we definitely didn't need roads. And for all my international Schmidt's Fans, if you ever make it to the U.S. and A. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To The Schmidts. Stay Classy San Diego.
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Schmidt's Anatomy: May 2009
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I Liked The Notebook. May 14, 2009. For all of us at The Schmidts, I want to thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed the last 4 months of posts. I'll be back to record my next adventures in Africa soon, but until then, embrace the inner schmidts and spread it like H4 to all your friends. Where we went we definitely didn't need roads. And for all my international Schmidt's Fans, if you ever make it to the U.S. and A. May 12, 2009. Stay Classy San Diego. By Guest Blogger: Ingrid. Thanks for stopping by.
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Schmidt's Anatomy: Stay Classy San Diego
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I Liked The Notebook. May 12, 2009. Stay Classy San Diego. By Guest Blogger: Ingrid. Rooney, thank you for everything. It has been an eggcellent time. Thanks for the Congo trip, that was the most amazing trip ever. Only our shared insanity made us survive the heart-breaking horror and the madness of the road. Thanks for spreading the schmidts virus, the greatest virus of all time. Thanks for growing your beard, you’re so hot now. Very nice, how much? Thanks for stopping by. That’s what she said.
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Schmidt's Anatomy: Influeggsza
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I Liked The Notebook. May 1, 2009. I am heading to Swaziland and Mozambique for the final week of my time here in Southern Africa so I will post when I get back. Hopefully I wont get the swine eggs. May 1, 2009 at 2:57 PM. Here is something to enjoy while you are gone:. Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML. Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall....
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Schmidt's Anatomy: Boner Jams '09
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I Liked The Notebook. April 29, 2009. A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, ‘You need a piece of tail.’. A few things before I begin…. Sometimes when I walk...
