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Soundtrack | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. From a chest in the attic.
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I guess I don’t belong here. | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. I guess I don’t belong here. I found out that my mom thought I was a socialist the other day. That was pretty funny. Although, the fact that I own my own copy of The Communist Manifesto probably doesn’t help my case. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Self-destruction’s oh so romantic. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email.
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This isn’t an episode of Survivor. | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. This isn’t an episode of Survivor. Everyone is pissed off all the time, and you’re killing me. 8220;I’m so much more mature than all of you”. Kind of way, but rather with a “. All of you are standing on my throat”. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. This isn’t directed at any individual person. If you don’t feel like it applies to you, move on. Only the guilty catch an offense. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. You are comm...
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Self-destruction’s oh so romantic. | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. Self-destruction’s oh so romantic. I will beat you again. Soon. I hope I feel the same way about my wife should I ever get married. Except I’ll probably beat her. Fear and Loathing on Long Island. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. I guess I don’t belong here. This isn’t an episode of Survivor. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email.
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Fumpz | Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. | Page 2
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. Mitch McConnell thinks we’re stupid. Bummer, dawg. So America is going to collapse, if you haven’t heard. We can either raise the debt ceiling and try to cut our debt down before reaching our new limit, or we can get the adrenaline-rush of an economic version of. Synecdoche, New York. The Republicans answered: “BOTH. WE CAN DO A CONVOLUTED POLITICAL SHELL GAME.”. And I’m not putting words into their mouth, though that’s obviously not a quote by anybody. I just get piss...
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At the end, I swear I’m trying. | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. At the end, I swear I’m trying. In 15 hours, I’m crossing the stage in the cap and gown. I’m done being a college kid. I feel like I should have been imbued with some kind of eternal wisdom or something. All I really know is that I’m in debt, but here’s my two cents to every person who was part of the best 4.5 years of my life:. To any musician who’s challenged me to be better, I am because of it. To each person who ever enjoyed dubstep, screw off. Also, less reverb.
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It’s cool if you keep quiet, but I like singin’. | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. It’s cool if you keep quiet, but I like singin’. I posted a long time ago about creating. It’s something everyone should do. Find your big gigantic drum kit. I’m doing that. Right now. As we speak. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. At the end, I swear I’m trying. On Heaven’s golden shore, we’ll lay our heads. One response to “. It’s cool if you keep quiet, but I like singin’. I like this a lot. a lot A LOT. Let’s go on tour. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Notify me ...
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On Heaven’s golden shore, we’ll lay our heads. | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. On Heaven’s golden shore, we’ll lay our heads. These things happen every day. But tonight, I feel perfect. I love my band. They work so hard to pull off what they do. I love my friends. They’re very good at loving me back. I love that I am awake, breathing and am (mostly) providing for myself. I love that I feel contentment in this perfect, holy moment. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. It’s cool if you keep quiet, but I like singin’. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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The least funny joke in the history of time | Fumpz
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Rockin' the friend-zone since 1988. The least funny joke in the history of time. The least funny joke in the history of time isn’t actually a joke at all. For something to be funny, there should be some kind of irony, or pun, or some form of actual meaning to whatever the joke is. It doesn’t need to make you think that hard, although it could. You could just say something unexpected or out of the ordinary. It can even be about poop and farts (because poop and farts are never not funny). And you qualifyin...
