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I Ain't No Oprah: February 2015
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, February 26, 2015. Customer was a black guy. CUSTOMER: "Do you remember me? ME: "No.what's your name? CUSTOMER: "Soon it will be.Black Tiger! ME: "Black Tiger.". CUSTOMER: "Do you remember that book I bought last time? I Ain't No Oprah. Friday, February 13, 2015. I'm outside the other day in front of my workplace clearing some snow. Sweeping the sidewalk. Etc. So I reach up with the push broom to pull the snow off. The white sew/vac folks started laughing.
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I Ain't No Oprah: June 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Saturday, June 28, 2014. MOM TO DAUGHTER: "So just look around the store, pick out what you want, and I'll order it from Amazon.". ME: "You do know I'm standing right here, correct? I Ain't No Oprah. Saturday, June 14, 2014. How did I miss this before? I Ain't No Oprah. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. Oh, That Wifey! Clinky The Boy Robot. His Life With Comic Books. Wave At The Bus.
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I Ain't No Oprah: July 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, July 31, 2014. This morning I was writing out a few checks to suppliers when I noticed I was running low on blank checks. I went to the little box I keep checks in and pulled out the little reorder form. In bold letters it said:. REORDERING CHECKS HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER! And then it proceeded to tell me how to go about it online or on the phone. I used to just say to a bank teller: "I need more checks." And she took care of it (bank tellers are women).
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I Ain't No Oprah: August 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, August 28, 2014. A male porn star is out in his yard raking leaves when he spots his neighbor outside. They start talking about this and that.small talk mostly. Here is the good part of the conversation:. PORNSTAR: "So what did you do last night? MAN NEIGHBOR: "I went out on a blind date.". PORNSTAR: "How was it? MAN NEIGHBOR: "Eh. It was okay.we only got to first base.". PORNSTAR: "That's too bad.but at least you got your ass licked.". I Ain't No Oprah.
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I Ain't No Oprah: Customer was a black guy
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, February 26, 2015. Customer was a black guy. CUSTOMER: "Do you remember me? ME: "No.what's your name? CUSTOMER: "Soon it will be.Black Tiger! ME: "Black Tiger.". CUSTOMER: "Do you remember that book I bought last time? I Ain't No Oprah. I have a shirt called Black Tiger. Steve: Thats nice. Im White Snowman! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. Oh, That Wifey!
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I Ain't No Oprah: BEER Conversation
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Saturday, January 31, 2015. GUY: "You smell like beer.". ME: "I just had a beer with lunch.". GUY: "What did you have for lunch? I Ain't No Oprah. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp.". Oh, That Wifey! Clinky The Boy Robot. Wave At The Bus.
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I Ain't No Oprah: October 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Monday, October 06, 2014. My job here is done. I Ain't No Oprah. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp.". Oh, That Wifey! Clinky The Boy Robot. His Life With Comic Books. New guy on the block. Wave At The Bus. My job here is done.
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I Ain't No Oprah: March 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, March 27, 2014. CUSTOMER: "What is this? ME: "That's a baseball.". CUSTOMER: "What's it for? ME: "To play baseball with.". CUSTOMER: "But what does it represent? ME: "Baseball. It came from a museum.". I Ain't No Oprah. Monday, March 24, 2014. Sometimes a camel is just a cigarette. I went to a casino the other night by myself. Had some dinner, couple of drinks. Then I played some roulette. I played for a while and he never came back. VOICE: "Hey.got a...
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I Ain't No Oprah: My job here is done.
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Monday, October 06, 2014. My job here is done. I Ain't No Oprah. Ill miss you, Mr. Higgins. He must have lots of big feature film work lined up! Is the blog kaput? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp.". Oh, That Wifey! Clinky The Boy Robot.
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I Ain't No Oprah: September 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, September 04, 2014. I Ain't No Oprah. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp.". Oh, That Wifey! Clinky The Boy Robot. His Life With Comic Books. New guy on the block. Wave At The Bus. How many tacos have I eaten in my life:.
