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Godless Sunday: While driving past the Mormon church on our way home from Starbucks

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Saturday, June 7, 2008. While driving past the Mormon church on our way home from Starbucks. It's the magic castle where they make all the underwear.". Posted by Godless Sunday. You know you want to. Albert. But you can call him Al. Rest assured great thinkers of both past and prese. Better hold onto something ladies. Do you want your teeth to smell like this egg? Farting Grandpa helps explain science to small chi. I found a Horny! Godless Girl and Seed Mother: A Likely Story. There Will Be Blood.

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Godless Sunday: Elucidating as usual

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008. I never thought a question like, “did you stick your finger in your butt again” would fall so effortlessly out of my mouth as it did today. My son is having a challenging time figuring out the right ratio of toilet paper to tush lately. He exits the bathroom with a face like, somehow I think I got this wrong, again. I usually go in to find one of two things. A Massive amounts of toilet paper scattered aimlessly around the toilet bowl. I immediately start looking for the mummy.

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Godless Sunday: Chimicurri Grand Finale

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Sunday, July 13, 2008. Went to visit my dad in Southern California for The Fourth. Charlie got to hang out with his uncle, my cousin, Andy. I grew up hanging around Andy and his four older brothers. I was the only girl on my dad’s side of the family and of course I was tortured for it. 8221; My voice shook in terror? 8220;Tita, is that you? And then, Uncle Andy popped out at the foot of my bed with a mask on and a flashlight under his chin yelling, “RARRRRR! What kind of mask, you ask? I think my son put...

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Godless Sunday: Rest assured great thinkers of both past and present. We now know the ultimate test for measuring reality.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008. Rest assured great thinkers of both past and present. We now know the ultimate test for measuring reality. Charlie: Mom what’s real? Me: I don’t know Charlie. Is your imaginary friend Luke real? Charlie: I don’ know. I think he might be just pretend. Me: Evidence my boy, perhaps the answer lies in evidence. If there’s enough evidence then I say to myself, maybe this could be real. Charlie: Well, you know what I do? Posted by Godless Sunday. April 16, 2008 11:13 PM. Most compell...

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Godless Sunday: This is me on zero caffeine. Counterintuitive, isn't it?

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008. This is me on zero caffeine. Counterintuitive, isn't it? As Charlie and I are driving in the car to get me a coffee, I’m asking him what he did at his friend Riley’s house last night. He proceeds to tell me that he played the video game Lego Star Wars. And he was upset because he couldn’t get to the. 8220;Why is it so hard to get the next level? 8220;Because General Gree-V-Oss is really hard to beat Mom. He has TEN WIVES and I only have FOUR WIVES.”. I’m going to write a ...

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Godless Sunday: Mom! I found a Horny!

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Monday, April 21, 2008. I found a Horny! Today Charlie took his regular walk through the neighborhood with his dad. And not fifteen minutes of peace had passed me by before I heard a loud and highly excitable knocking on my sliding glass door. I walked over to find him standing on the other side of the glass with a GIANT one of these in his hand. What the hell is that thing? Charlie: It's a Horny. And he just stood there holding this thing up to me all confused by my reaction like, Jeese. And I know its ...

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Godless Sunday: Consumer Alert!

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Monday, June 9, 2008. Super Creamy Chocolate Home Style. Cake with frosting may secretly be disguising itself as a dessert but it’s not. It's really a laxative. I think they should consider renaming their product so as not to falsely disillusion us to its potential. Here are a few suggestions. Chocolate Colon Blast Cake. Orderly Mandatory Evacuation Cake. Stay Close to Home style. And as I stepped out of the bathroom, sweat drenched with tears running down my face, my son was right there to greet me.

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Godless Sunday: C3PO, British and Balless?

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008. C3PO, British and Balless? Sorry I've been remiss as of late. It's just that my son asked me a question and I have been using all of my free time contemplating it. You know how sometimes out of no where your children will hit you with a question that is so profound, so totally unexpected you just really have to sit back and marvel and the genius of their innocence? Touche, I say. Yes. Yes, indeed. I am proud. So. Very. Proud. Charlie: Do robots have penises? June 17, 2008 5:00 PM.

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Godless Sunday: Godless Girl and Seed Mother: A Likely Story

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Godless Girl and Seed Mother: A Likely Story. Seedmother: So this new “valley girl” speech pattern found on the blog you sent Here. And I'm, like, a pretty positive person? Really bothers me. The basic thought is "I'm a person." But she can't quite say that. She's like. Like what? Does she mean she's not a positive person, she's just like a positive person. If so, she should explain why she's like a positive person but she's not actually a positive person. Or, like use it?