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Full Of The Dickens: A Hundred Goodbyes
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Sunday, November 23, 2014. I don't want to forget the large folds of skin on the back of your head. I don't want to forget the way you contently caress my skin as you nurse. I don't want to forget how, when I place you against my shoulder, your mouth opens and your head bobs spastically back and forth, like a newly hatched baby bird. I don't want to forget the way your tongue reflexively flutters as you snooze.
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Full Of The Dickens: Notches In The Lawyer Belt
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Thursday, April 4, 2013. Notches In The Lawyer Belt. I strolled into the office this morning expecting a very quiet Thursday. I ended up with a wonderful, awesome, stressful hot mess. I need you to cover a mediation.". Ha ha ha.". I know I joke around a lot. But I'm absolutely serious.". Ha ha ha.wait.wha? I need you to cover a mediation. It starts at 2.". You mean as in 4.5 hours? Yes It's on the X case". There...
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Full Of The Dickens: Toaster Husband
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Tuesday, November 26, 2013. Sometimes, I don't know why women get married. Most of the things a husband does in a marriage can be accomplished by a toaster. A toaster would be a great stand-in for a husband in the evening. After work, all I would have to do is plop the toaster in front of my husband's computer. Add a pair of headphones.voila.a husband. Ohand I may have scratched your car.just a little.". I was r...
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Full Of The Dickens: The Real Reason We All Have Kids
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Saturday, July 18, 2015. The Real Reason We All Have Kids. If you're making a pro and con list for having children, I'll be honest. There's a whole lot of stuff to put in the "con" column. For example. Thirty dirty little fingers in your bag of Doritos. Doing enough laundry to stock a Goodwill. Being happy about sleeping in.all the way until 7am! The phrase: "Because I said so.". Baby puke down your shirt. It me...
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Full Of The Dickens: A Love Note To My One Year Old
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Monday, April 8, 2013. A Love Note To My One Year Old. Ouch My cheeks sting. My throat is closing, as if I swallowed a rock. And something deep inside is hurting. Tomorrow is my baby's first birthday. It should be a happy occassion. Although I am feeling many things right now, happy is not included in that list. I was so afraid when you were born that there wouldn't be enough love to go around. That, like wa...
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Full Of The Dickens: Nice
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Friday, July 31, 2015. I've had an eventful work week! In addition to this hearing, I was forced out of my comfort zone on several other occasions this week. It's a funny but I'm continually surprised to find that I am feeling more comfortable and confident in my role and equally surprised to find that clients and reporters and other attorneys take me seriously and ask my opinion. Why the hell not? Amen I heard ...
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Full Of The Dickens: This Post Contains: Biceps & Dogfood
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Tuesday, July 14, 2015. This Post Contains: Biceps and Dogfood. I got up this morning full of ambition. I checked the YMCA class schedule, picked a class to attend after work, and threw my workout gear in a bag. Included with my workout gear were my very bright, new pair of running shoes: Nike Pegasus. My diastasis recti is almost gone! So: scissor kicks and planks and sit-ups! It worked like a charm. But so is ...
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Attorney Work Product: December 2013
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Life in the Bluegrass as a wife, mom, and attorney. This blog is not intended to provide legal advice, legal services or legal anything else. Don't sue me. All I have is debt anyway. Tuesday, December 31, 2013. Man, I just read last year's New Year's post, and realized, I didn't do half bad in 2013. Let's start with the kids. She might end up changing the spelling of her name to be "V." No last name either, just "V." She's self-assured like that. Well, I made it to December 31, alive, too. Okay, so I've ...
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Grace: January 2014
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Real Crazy, Real Fast. Tuesday, January 7, 2014. I'd say I'm sorry for being terrible at blogging, but I'm not. It's the holidays, and I was busy holidaying (read: baking, entertaining, mothering, wife-ing, drinking, eating, wrapping, decorating, and many more ings). The Little Irish Souvenir turned two (2! On Sunday, which wrapped up our holiday season. Pictures later. So, Snowmageddon, AMIRITE? I was a goddess. Spinning the wheels pointlessly. This was supposed to be the first day back to work from the...
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Mommy and the Sin City: Settling In
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Mommy and the Sin City. Stories of motherhood from a working mama, knitter, and tv-watcher, living in a city full of vices. Tuesday, June 9, 2015. Lucy is 6 months now, Mia just turned 4. Lucy's sleep has become pretty horrific, waking as if she were a newborn. I feel like a zombie for most of the day, until my own bedtime rolls around of course and it seems like a great idea to just play one more episode of Breaking Bad (our current binge). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Travel with a baby. But I d...