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Sub Par Poetry: A Lurker In The Men's Room
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Tuesday, April 24, 2012. A Lurker In The Men's Room. As I was sitting on the pot. I felt a pair of eyes;. I took a glance out through the slot. And much to my surprise,. There was a patch of blue out there. I'd never seen before. I couldn't make out head or hair. Or shoes upon the floor,. But I could see (about chest high). What seemed to be a shirt. There's someone waiting just outside. Which served to disconcert! I had to laugh.
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Sub Par Poetry: November 2011
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Wednesday, November 23, 2011. I submitted a few Tom Swifty limerick definitions at the OEDILF. Since the acci'ent, Tom has felt blessed,. And his 'octors have all been impressed. Though his Ds are unsung,. He still speaks (with no tongue). No big 'eal," Tom demissly. In a zeppelin race overseas,. The French team veered left from a breeze. I've got this one bagged,". I beat left-leaning Frenchies with ease.". Posted by Jason Talbott.
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Sub Par Poetry: Tailgaters
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Friday, June 1, 2012. The Washington Post Invitational ran a contest. Where entrants had to use a line from a well known poem then add their own rhyming line to follow it. The results of the contest. Were posted today and, as usual, there were tons of hilarious entries. The one that tickled me the most was this one, by Brian Allgar, using a William Shakespeare line:. Who will believe my verse, in time to come, (Shakespeare). Is wond'ring...
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Sub Par Poetry: February 2012
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Monday, February 27, 2012. A Chicken Avoids Its Demise. Posted this on a forum thread called The Chicken's Demise. We can't harvest the crops, it's too cold out,. So let's butcher the poultry, but hold out. The little red hen,. Put her back in the pen. Cuz I heard that there bird can poop gold out. Posted by Jason Talbott. Tuesday, February 21, 2012. Prolific Day Writing Definitions for OEDILF. I desponsate the lovely Miss Betty. Star Wa...
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Sub Par Poetry: John Kerry's Accident
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Mr Kerry was lacing his skates. In the midst of a game with his mates. Flip-flopping, he cried,. I shall leave them untied! Then he tripped. Sir, your ambulance awaits. The Real Story at CBS Boston. Posted by Jason Talbott. January 28, 2012 at 11:03 PM. I couldnt believe how awful Kerry looked at the State of the Union speech. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My limerick got an honorable mention in th.
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Sub Par Poetry
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Saturday, January 21, 2012. My limerick got an honorable mention in the weekly contest at Mad Kane's Humor Blog. http:/ www.madkane.com/humor blog/2012/01/22/limerick-of-the-week-45/. Posted by Jason Talbott. January 22, 2012 at 11:12 PM. I just stopped by to congratulate you for your Honorable Mention in last weeks Limerick-Off. But I see you beat me to the punch. :). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Really Really Sup Par Writing.
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Sub Par Poetry: July 2011
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Thursday, July 28, 2011. An Ode to Baggy Pants. One of the projects I'm involved in is an online dictionary in which every definition is given in the form of a limerick. Authors can draw random words from a list of words that need to be defined and today I got the word "cullyism" which Dictionary.com defines as the state of being a cully. I had to look up "cully" which means a fool. Define cullyism: Being a fool. I wear big baggy pants.
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Sub Par Poetry: June 2012
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Friday, June 1, 2012. The Washington Post Invitational ran a contest. Where entrants had to use a line from a well known poem then add their own rhyming line to follow it. The results of the contest. Were posted today and, as usual, there were tons of hilarious entries. The one that tickled me the most was this one, by Brian Allgar, using a William Shakespeare line:. Who will believe my verse, in time to come, (Shakespeare). Is wond'ring...
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Sub Par Poetry: August 2014
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Monday, August 11, 2014. The rap was sorta like poetry and the whole thing is definitely sub-par so here it goes on the blog. You can listen to it on my SoundCloud account or download it. Here's a link: https:/ soundcloud.com/jason-talbott-1/spidey-senses-a-tingling. If you decide to click the link, I apologize in advance. Posted by Jason Talbott. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). You Might Also Like:. Star Wars Retold. In Limericks.
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Sub Par Poetry: October 2011
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Monday, October 10, 2011. Another limerick about cysts, this one defining another form of the word: cystis. My sister once asked, "What's a cyst? So I gave her the general gist:. An old word for this blister. Like your face." Then my nose met her fist. Posted by Jason Talbott. Wednesday, October 5, 2011. I entered this one in a contest where the subject was "Eraser". In arithmetic, he wasn't strong. This math quiz was taking so long.
