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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-12-02
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Best of the Web. WTF Friday: Episode 7 - - A Christmas Photo Contest! There's a Contest at The Monkey House! Line: two prizes will be given. I ask that the trees actually be ones you took part in decorating or at least drove by and saw with your own eyes (i.e. don't just find something hideous on the interwebs). Better Homes and Gardens. But I think even my stick-covered tree is pretty. So, anyone can win! Here are a couple examples:. Ugly Tree - This could win a prize! So, the three cents I will get in ...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-07-21
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Best of the Web. It's a Hawaiian Delicacy! Photo graciously lifted off the net from here. During the time I was a missing person in the blogosphere, I'm proud to say I have developed quite a following. Of spammers. Particularly ones that own websites about payday loans. Not sure why they see my blog as the perfect space to peddle their wares, but the joke's on them! I don't get a paycheck! Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the gems I have found while cleaning up the spam. See, I don't buy into this, as...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-26
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Best of the Web. World's Best Pizza Sauce. I am a bit of a pizza addict. I think of it as a food group and try to treat it as such by eating as much of it as I can, as often as I can. And I prefer to make my own pizza because I am A) Cheap, and B) It tastes soooo much better than anything given to you by a guy in a Nissan Sentra. Pizza Sauce is KEY! UNTIL LAST NIGHT, YO! This pizza sauce was sooo good! SO, here it is. My recipe for THE:. 1 6 oz Can of Tomato Paste. 1/2 tsp Granulated Garlic. About The Mo...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-11-18
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Best of the Web. Who Needs Pants When You Have Ham Hock Legs? It has come to my attention that I'm surrounded by needy bastards. People who need time, people who need attention, people who need money, people who need approval, people who need a good kick in the pants. and to be perfectly honest, I have become really, really, annoyed. 1) I need pants. There, I said it. I don't have one goddamned pair of pants that fit. Not one. 2) I need more money for the finer things in life. Like pants. Move stuff arou...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-01-06
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Best of the Web. It Was The Best of Times, It Was The End of Times. So it has been a year since I last wrote. Well, at least the year has changed. There has been so much going on in the Monkey House, I just haven't had a chance to catch-up. But fear not, I'll eventually get back into the swing of things. I got an email from my mother yesterday that said simply,. I MISS THE MONKEYS! I get it. I'm a slacker. Thanks Ma. A funny gal you should definitely check out. She's unmuted Yo'! So my prompt is:. And th...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-12
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Best of the Web. Liar, Liar, Eyes Look Like a Tire Fire. Used Under Creative Commons License. Anyhoo. Feeling utterly lost and confused, I popped in to this blog, eyes half-covered ready for someone to spit at me. But all I got was a post from over a year ago titled "I'm Back, Yo" (Hahaha. I lied ;) And coincidentally (or is it ironic) this blog was started 1 year and 364 days ago today! And speaking of free stuff. check out the fabulous giveaway from Citrus Lane here! Stay At Home MOMMY! Packed with awe...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-11-11
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Best of the Web. WTF Friday: Episode 4. It's WTF Friday, Yo'! And boy have I got a little nugget to clog up your mind. I've been awarded The Sunshine Award! I get to make this into a sticker and wear it all week! So without further ado. 1) What is your favorite Christmas movie? I am a fan of A Christmas Story because I love lamp. 2) What is your favorite flower? 3) What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage? Hmmm Coffee, I guess. Water? 4) What is your passion? 5) What is your favorite time of the year?
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-07-21
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Best of the Web. It's a Hawaiian Delicacy! Photo graciously lifted off the net from here. During the time I was a missing person in the blogosphere, I'm proud to say I have developed quite a following. Of spammers. Particularly ones that own websites about payday loans. Not sure why they see my blog as the perfect space to peddle their wares, but the joke's on them! I don't get a paycheck! Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the gems I have found while cleaning up the spam. See, I don't buy into this, as...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-11-25
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Best of the Web. WTF Friday: Episode 6. The Bloggess, Liquor Store Doctors, and Leprosy. Welcome to the sixth episode of WTF Friday at 3 Monkeys and a Martini! As you may know, there has been a no-pants saga which has recently ended due to the purchase of several ill-fitting pairs of Target. Pants Hey, they may be too long and they may Add-A-Dick-To-Me with their lumpy crotchness, but they are pants. And they are all mine! Whoa, slow down! Her highness The Bloggess. Follows me on Twitter! As a reward for...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-12-16
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Best of the Web. Take a Moment and Give a Beautiful Child a Helping Hand. So today I read a post from a blogger friend that touched my heart, and I thought I would share her campaign with all of you. If we all open our hearts and share Becky's story, and contribute a dollar or two, we can help give Nathan a Christmas Gift that will truly make a difference in his life. Read on for the details:. Originally Published at The Insomniac's Dream: Christmas for Nathan. Becky and her son, Nathan Jr. He can not ho...
