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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: June 2010
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Friday, June 4, 2010. I Hunt the Most Dangerous Game. First, I want to thank all of you for making it out to my private island here far off the coast of California. I trust that your trip out here on my luxury yacht was most comfortable. I have called you all here because, like me, you are all very wealthy and, also like me, you are all master hunters. Yes, that's right. Mice. No, not ravenous vampire mice. There ...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: I am burying 'That's what she said.'
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Sunday, January 24, 2010. I am burying 'That's what she said.'. Today we come to put behind us a phrase that has hurt us too much for too long. A group of words that have caused us too much pain. Tonight we come to bury 'that's what she said.' This phrase is not a racist or derogatory one; it does not see color or creed. It simply sees tons and tons of double entrendres. January 26, 2010 at 6:42 PM. Thats what she...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: I let someone else write one.
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Monday, April 19, 2010. I let someone else write one. Last week, my friend and writing partner Nate Hinchey asked me if he could write a piece for Reasons I'm a Bad Adult. What a great idea," I thought. Not only is Nate funny and an all-around bad person, but I am also fresh out of ideas. A perfect storm! I Like Watching Little Kids Eat It. Yeah, eat it, kid. A chubby little tweenie (oh, God… yes! Marched into the...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: I am not someone you want to mess with.
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Friday, April 23, 2010. I am not someone you want to mess with. Hey, do you know who you're talking. Listen, pal. You do not. Wanna screw with me. No sirree. Don't even try it. For your information, I am one crazy mother. What do you mean that doesn't make me crazy? What do you mean those are commonly misused words? Forget that. Forget it. I'm still. You don't know who you're dealing. You did that too? No I refuse...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: January 2010
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Sunday, January 24, 2010. I am burying 'That's what she said.'. Today we come to put behind us a phrase that has hurt us too much for too long. A group of words that have caused us too much pain. Tonight we come to bury 'that's what she said.' This phrase is not a racist or derogatory one; it does not see color or creed. It simply sees tons and tons of double entrendres. Saturday, January 2, 2010. You see, I have ...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: I Hunt the Most Dangerous Game.
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Friday, June 4, 2010. I Hunt the Most Dangerous Game. First, I want to thank all of you for making it out to my private island here far off the coast of California. I trust that your trip out here on my luxury yacht was most comfortable. I have called you all here because, like me, you are all very wealthy and, also like me, you are all master hunters. Yes, that's right. Mice. No, not ravenous vampire mice. There ...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: October 2009
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Tuesday, October 27, 2009. Loyal readers of Reasons I'm a Bad Adult (the 8 or 9 of you):. Viewership shot up fivefold when the nation saw that this great comedian was vulnerable and human. In that self-centered, fame-obsessed spirit, I've got some apologies of my own to make. And finally, let me apologize for taking advantage of Mr. Letterman's misfortune. What kind of vain, shallow, hateful person would u...So, a...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: I'm gonna take full advantage of this free health care.
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Friday, March 26, 2010. I'm gonna take full advantage of this free health care. Oh, snap. In your face, people who hate poor people. Obama and Pelosi just hooked us all up with free health care, so no matter how we've screwed up our bodies, no one's gonna bill us. How sweet is that? And to celebrate my new freedom, I'm gonna make sure I take full advantage of the services now available to me. And I'm finally going...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: September 2009
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Tuesday, September 1, 2009. Thank you for your recent attempt at hooking up with Caitlin Schlessinger. As one of the coolest , hottest girls in San Francisco, Caitlin is hit on by dozens and dozens of guys every weekend. On the night you tried to get her number, you were just one of fifteen to ask her. The Caitlin Schlessinger Admissions Board. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe To My Hilarity, Ya'll! Awesome P...
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Reasons I'm A Bad Adult: May 2010
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This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult. Monday, May 31, 2010. I searched through a medical dictionary looking for terms that sound dirty. Rapture of the deep. That was a large part of my Sunday. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe To My Hilarity, Ya'll! Subscribe in a reader. Awesome People Who Have Decided To Follow My Blog. My Funny Internet Friends. The Road to Dictionopolis. Hyperbole and a Half. An Archive of Hilarity.
