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The Gancer: New Beer Vendor Hated By Wrigley's 500 Level Seats
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Wednesday, August 12, 2015. New Beer Vendor Hated By Wrigley's 500 Level Seats. Myself and the three other buddies in our season tickets package have a beer vendor in our section that we dislike and don't buy from anymore as a result. He made one off-handed comment in response to a simple clarification question we had about what inning/time they stopped selling beer that was something to the effect of "What is this your first game? That's right, Bambi! I was thi...
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The Gancer: The Pros and Cons of Having Babies
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Thursday, July 16, 2015. The Pros and Cons of Having Babies. I worked a few days as a nanny (or manny, if you prefer) this summer for a 6-month-old girl. A lot of people have teased me by saying things to the effect of "Oh, you're practicing for when you have your own kids." Sort of, but more I would say that I'm using this experience to decide if I really want to have my first kid in my late 30's. Here are the pros and the cons I've worked out thus far. The hig...
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The Gancer: September 2014
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Tuesday, September 30, 2014. Below is a video of a crack head going poo in a bucket in my backyard and trying to break into my landlord's house. Notice the lack of wiping? Maybe all he was going to take if he broke in was some toilet paper . . .). You want to know what's really weird? Because I'm such a clever pain in the ass, I wrote a little joke in the memo section. My landlord is a good dude, so I think he will appreciate it. It read:. I like Pretty Woman.
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The Gancer: January 2015
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Saturday, January 31, 2015. The other night I met a friend of mine out for an adult pizza party with adult beverages, and I excused myself to use the little boys' room to wash my hands. After getting done washing my hands I was thinking . . . Shit, just got done washing my hands, but now I gotta pee. Terrible. Okay, let's get it done. Okay, done. Do I really need to wash my hands if I just washed them a second ago? Okay, we'll just wash 'em again.". Hardly has t...
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The Gancer: March 2015
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Sunday, March 29, 2015. Walmart: It's Sad In There. Anything I can help you with, or shall I flag someone else down who doesn't know anything about this dump? Anyway, while I was there I picked up a pair of pants to wear to work. I left the newly purchased pants folded up as is and put them into my gym bag to wear the next day. After the next morning's workout, I'm walking to my car and hear, "Hey, boss. You get some new pants? I don't have any employees. I didn...
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The Gancer: July 2015
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Thursday, July 16, 2015. The Pros and Cons of Having Babies. I worked a few days as a nanny (or manny, if you prefer) this summer for a 6-month-old girl. A lot of people have teased me by saying things to the effect of "Oh, you're practicing for when you have your own kids." Sort of, but more I would say that I'm using this experience to decide if I really want to have my first kid in my late 30's. Here are the pros and the cons I've worked out thus far. To tell...
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The Gancer: February 2015
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Thursday, February 19, 2015. Well go plunge it! Ah, go ahead and cry in the bathroom or whatever it is you do," he said to her as she ran towards the kitchen. Then he warned someone never to have a daughter, or something to that effect. So, we gathered that this was daughter he was lambasting. But Mrs. Noisewater's mom is happily married. Sorry Pajama Pants. What do you think, readers? Do we get some a-hole liberties when interacting with our own families? Was j...
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The Gancer: December 2014
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Tuesday, December 16, 2014. I had only two topics that I wanted to write about saved in my phone after all this time, and here they are:. Anyone else dreaming of a white tacky-ass Christmas? And I would have that anamotronic band from Showbiz Pizza down there like the guy in this clip. And program them to perform all my favorite heavy metal songs. South of Heaven live from South of the untacky part of the house! 2 Nursing Home Orgy. I hated them in my 20's.
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The Gancer: October 2014
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Wednesday, October 29, 2014. Within the span of one day, I learned just how poorly educated some inner city children are through these two situations:. So back to Chicago, one girl in the class asks, "So are there really schools on Venus? Wow She actually thinks all movies made before roughly 2000 were black and white. Again, the only way to handle this is to just clear that up for her without making anyone feel stupid. They're just kids, after all. Both...Got a...
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Read some of this stuff while you're here. Thursday, June 04, 2015. Anyone ever hear "'Da Butt" by E.U? I heard it on my bike ride home from work today and started laughing my ass off at this line: "If you get that notion get your backfield in motion.". I'm going to say something right now: That is singlehandedly the best line ever about American football, booty shaking, or combinations thereof. Sad king billy (pilgrim). Did Spike say it was from the film School Daze? You have chosen wisely, Dr. Ken.
