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August | 2009 | mollyelizabeth
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Bitter by definition. Neurotic by choice. August 25, 2009. My boys don’t know me AT ALL. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Friends. Him: Hey baby, did you leave an empty bottle of wine outside my building on Saturday? Me: Yeah, that was me and [other guy friend] before meeting you at the bar we took pulls because we are classy like that. Him: What are you doing tonight? Wanna walk and then bax me? I’m in dire need so you’ll prolly get to hurt me more than usual or make me bleed. August 20, 2009. I also neve...
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July | 2009 | mollyelizabeth
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Bitter by definition. Neurotic by choice. July 28, 2009. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Life. When a small pond befitting a nice mallard family had formed around my car, I finally had the sense to reach down and turn off the damn thing. Turn key, start car. Hmm Logical question. One that I should have thought TO LIE ABOUT when asked by MY BOSS. July 27, 2009. Felt annoyin...
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October | 2009 | mollyelizabeth
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Bitter by definition. Neurotic by choice. October 23, 2009. Maybe I’ll Behave This Time. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Friends. Work Boyfriend should know better than to bring her home for long weekends; I make an ass out of myself EVERY TIME. October 16, 2009. Have yet to mention our Titanic-themed wedding where two-thirds of the guests will be corralled outside in January temperatures. Thought I’d save it for email three or four. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Dating. I KNOW, right? October 16, 2009.
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Bitter by definition. Neurotic by choice. November 2, 2009. Posted by mollyelizabeth under NaBloPoMo. Hahahah ah ah ha ha ha ha h ah ah ah aha. Good one, Mol. October 23, 2009. Maybe I’ll Behave This Time. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Friends. Work Boyfriend should know better than to bring her home for long weekends; I make an ass out of myself EVERY TIME. October 16, 2009. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Dating. I KNOW, right? When does that HAPPEN? He is not normal (besides evidence listed above), bu...
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September | 2009 | mollyelizabeth
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Bitter by definition. Neurotic by choice. September 29, 2009. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Friends. I finally responded to her. Since The Firefighter’s Quest for The Holy Grail, she, the object of their desire, has been sending me texts for happy-hours and dinners, taking on the tone of the. Your house was so fun! We need to hang out more! Which is complete bullshit. You’re the one that ties us together; you’re the only one that all of us would be comfortable hanging out one-on-one. Well,. That’s sweet...
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March | 2010 | mollyelizabeth
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Bitter by definition. Neurotic by choice. March 10, 2010. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Life. Well, today’s my birthday. I am now officially late-twenties. I expected late-twenties to look differently … but not necessarily better. In the spirit of a new year/age, I’m going to try this writing thing again. I’ve missed you guys. Even my technology is telling me that my love life sucks. I deem this: picture week. Last Week’s Conference = Not Minnesota. In Case of Emergency. Fruit on the Bottom.
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November | 2009 | mollyelizabeth
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Bitter by definition. Neurotic by choice. November 24, 2009. Even my technology is telling me that my love life sucks. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Life. One of my phone’s apps is horoscope.com where I can read my horoscope or draw tarot cards. Today, I drew the Love Death card. Oh, Silly Tarot, you’re so redundant. November 17, 2009. I deem this: picture week. Posted by mollyelizabeth under Life. November 16, 2009. Last Week’s Conference = Not Minnesota. Posted by mollyelizabeth under NaBloPoMo. Poste...