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Shooting Starfish: Gold Fish
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If you thought your life was warped? Wednesday, October 17, 2007. Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in. A pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a. Stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the. Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant. Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in. The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer. That you are qu...
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Shooting Starfish: September 2008
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If you thought your life was warped? Friday, September 12, 2008. Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:. First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'. Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'. Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'.
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Shooting Starfish: THE BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER....
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If you thought your life was warped? Thursday, October 4, 2007. THE BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Where is your Starfishy. Special Starfish Awards 4 Starfish who definitely dont Spearfish.
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Shooting Starfish: Fishing vs Sex
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If you thought your life was warped? Friday, September 12, 2008. Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:. First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'. Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'. Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'.
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Shooting Starfish: April 2007
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If you thought your life was warped? Monday, April 16, 2007. Borat Kewley sighted at Sordwana! Headlines: "Once respectable Spearo turns Borat! Ryan Borat Kewley fearing getting married, lost the plot and went Borat! This great feat was achieved with the help of good friends and much beer. What does concern me was his willingness to submit to the Borat and ultimately send the throngs of up country woman dilly as he strutted his borat on the beach at Sordwana. Or maybe was that his plan?
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Shooting Starfish: September 2007
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If you thought your life was warped? Thursday, September 6, 2007. Shark Attack Repellant, the Ultimate Solution! American Shark Attack Repellent. We all fear Shark Attacks. The Americans might have a repellent solution. Put it this way .its gonna have to be a big shark! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Where is your Starfishy. Special Starfish Awards 4 Starfish who definitely dont Spearfish. Shark Attack Repellant, the Ultimate Solution! Fly Africa Skies in a Boeing Stearman. Free dive spearfishing training.
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Shooting Starfish: August 2007
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If you thought your life was warped? Monday, August 20, 2007. Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly. Despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Later that night. Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. 100,000-volt, Pocket / Purse-sized Taser. Not too long ago, I saw something at the gun and pawn shop that sparked. 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. Soul, while I was rea...
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Shooting Starfish: March 2007
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If you thought your life was warped? Tuesday, March 27, 2007. During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.). An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Of room at ...
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Shooting Starfish: October 2007
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If you thought your life was warped? Wednesday, October 17, 2007. Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in. A pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a. Stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the. Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant. Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in. The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer. That you are qu...
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