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Confessions of A Naughty Girl: January 2005
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl. Monday, January 31, 2005. Samantha: Frankly, I think it's sad, the way she's using a child to validate her existence. Carrie: Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us? It happened. I got the first of my friends' baby shower invitations by mail today. I have sort of gotten used to the whole wedding thing, but a baby shower. I just don't get it, really. Here I am, pill-popping and taking every precaution - trying so unbelievably hard to.
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl: Does This Merit Hives or High-Fives?
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl. Monday, August 20, 2007. Does This Merit Hives or High-Fives? Didn't think I was coming back, did you? Well, I wasn't so sure for awhile either. The bottom line is that I finally feel like I'm in a good place to share, so please, indulge my narcissistic habit of writing about myself and enjoy. And yes, I believe that this one might be different. How To Satisfy Him With The Secret Move He's Dying For You To Try.". Are you with me, people? What the hell do you mean by this?
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl: I Think He's The Fifty! (Give or Take)
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl. Wednesday, April 11, 2007. I Think He's The Fifty! Breaking news: There is no "One". I'm not sure why, but there has been an influx of discussion about "The One" lately.and I'm not talking about Dannielynn Marshall Stern Birkhead's daddy, either. What is "The One"? The One" does not exist. Otherwise, how can we explain those who find a significant other after their spouse passes and have equally of a successful relationship? Albeit a different one, but still successful....
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Wittier Banter: May 2005
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You thought you were funny? Well, we know we are. Or not. Whatever. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. For the love of all that is holy.Part II. Paris Hilton is engaged. Honestly, look at the celebrities that little girls have looked up to these last several years - Britney, Paris, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins. Is there a normal one in the bunch? God help us all. On a side note.did you like my whiplash-inducing shifts in tone? Britney- War letter- Paris. Crack is whack! Posted by E @ 7:37 AM.
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl: My Stomach's Growling, But I'll Take A Snickers, Because Maneating Doesn't Satisfy
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl. Monday, March 12, 2007. My Stomach's Growling, But I'll Take A Snickers, Because Maneating Doesn't Satisfy. Men What is wrong with you f*cking people? I usually stray from the man-hating blog, but it's been awhile, and I think it's long overdue. It seems as though many of you have forgotten the rules of basic human interaction, so maybe we need to de-brief. It's been three months, and I've gone through three of you in 2007, plus a few little situations on the side. I don't ...
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl: April 2005
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl. Wednesday, April 27, 2005. I Blew A Monkey, and Other Tales of Mammalia. I am trying out a new writing style tonight, where everything is logical and tied together. I don't know how successful I will be, considering that I tried to change my annoying laugh senior year of high school and that lasted only three weeks before I reverted back to old ways. Aside from being scientifically classified in the Chordata phylum (are you impressed? And to wrap this up, check out this link.
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl: The Letting Go
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Confessions of A Naughty Girl. Tuesday, March 13, 2007. We spend an awful lot of time talking about knowing when you've found the right thing. The right job, the right friends, the right significant other. Ironically enough, I've found that one of the hardest things about evolving is the letting go, (coincidentally one of the only songs Melissa Etheridge has written that doesn't give me the "this is totally about a chick" vibe). At any rate, these are all very good reasons for holding off on the letting ...
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Wittier Banter: Chemistry...
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You thought you were funny? Well, we know we are. Or not. Whatever. Sunday, May 21, 2006. Just one of the many ways that you have made my life more amusing.". Chemistry will never look the same to me. Posted by K @ 5:31 PM. Please don't forget about the ongoing needs of victims of recent disasters. Moron(s) of the Week. The elephant in the room:. Pretentious Vocabulary Lesson of the Week. The last word in the American Heritage Dictionary is "zyzzyva," a genus of weevils. For whatever that's worth.
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Wittier Banter: How's my Vanilla Ice impression looking?
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You thought you were funny? Well, we know we are. Or not. Whatever. Wednesday, November 08, 2006. How's my Vanilla Ice impression looking? BRITNEY SPEARS IS BACK ON THE MARKET! I totally am gonna make a move to get some of this:. My only problem is that K-Fed proved that Britney loves cheap Vanilla Ice knock-offs. So I better pull out my old "Ice Ice Baby" cassette tape and start working on both my dance moves and my fashion sense. Posted by E @ 7:05 AM. Moron(s) of the Week. The elephant in the room:.
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Wittier Banter: September 2005
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You thought you were funny? Well, we know we are. Or not. Whatever. Friday, September 23, 2005. Cruise Control Vol. 2. In our ongoing quest to inform the world of the menace Tom Cruise poses to Hollywood's future, look at what the bastard has done to Jerry Maguire's kid! Posted by E @ 8:51 AM. Thursday, September 22, 2005. Use of the word "boobs" will invariably result in an awkward 20 minutes of explanation and apologies. Posted by E @ 1:47 PM. Wednesday, September 21, 2005. A rose by any other name.
