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The Western Issue! Dec 2010 | Schlock Magazine
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Closing off the decade, Schlock presents a whole Issue dedicated to one of the most enduring staples of popular culture – the Western! There’s rough ‘n ready stories of death at high noon, amusing send-ups of the genre and everything that falls in between. Rich and familiar tales meet fresh approaches, tailored with Schlock’s wild dose of top-notch artwork. The Saga of H. Tatum. By Richard Jay Goldstein. Hog City Needs You. The Place Where the Water of the Rivers Meet. The Day the Pod Stoo….
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Here you can find all the back issues of Schlock magazine. Tales of Sex and Violence. Our very first Issue! The Day the Pod Stoo…. On Schlock Podcast – Episod…. On The Hands Can Only Do So …. Perfect « Eliz…. On The Girl Next Door. On The Further Adventures of Vanc…. Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page. Follow us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.
The Magician & The Fiddler | Schlock Magazine
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The Magician and The Fiddler. Marvin the Marvel takes Browning’s advice, ‘a man’s reach should exceed his grasp’, a little too literally. Alas, all his vaulting ambitions are matched by a capability only adequate to plunging off the end-of-the-pier where he belongs into the murky depths below. Stick to children’s parties and seaside resorts, is my advice to him. Were we too harsh? Asked Monica, folding her newspaper and setting it beside her. I mean, it. And they’d decided to review a much-hyped magic sh...
Themed Weeks | Schlock Magazine
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For 2011 the Schlock team decided to celebrate each month’s passing flash fiction based on a particular theme. What exactly are those themes? I’m afraid you’ll have to wait for the month’s end to find out! Schlock goes sexy, resulting in a mix of the racy and sensuous. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
The Prehistory Issue! Mar 2011 | Schlock Magazine
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Here at Schlock HQ we thought it prudent to kick off the new decade at the very beginning. Our first quarterly of 2011 treats the theme of Prehistory, with a deliciously gaudy cover by guest artist Victor Roa. And the usual mix of quality content. Schlock’s contributors have been busy exploiting the theme’s more pulpy potential (watch out for those time-travelling penguins! While others dug deeper for something particularly strange. The Further Adventures of Vance Headstrong and His Time-Traveling Bicycle.
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Zaqqu Mimlijja: 08/01/2011 - 09/01/2011
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That is the word for breakfast. Like in roman times. With gladiators and aqueducts. I' ve been reading about roman cuisine. And elsewhere in books. Made out of paper. Roman cuisine has a lot of charm to it. I see roman culture as the first serious attempt in civilisation to live lavishly and in luxury. And not only the people on top do this but also those in inferior social strata. They get porridge and sewer-rats. If they are lucky. Anyway i stumbled upon a description of a meal eaten for breakfast.
Zaqqu Mimlijja: 04/01/2010 - 05/01/2010
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If i could have one superpower, it would be the ability to fix bad food. Not true of course. Because if i really had to choose. A superpower i would pick something more dangerous like rapid healing, super-strength or laser sight. Or actually a good superpower would be to have all the extra calories i eat make people i dislike get fat. Immortality would be sweet as well. Departing from flights of fancy and returning to my computer desk to give you this story. The Glen Who Saved Easter Mint Sauce. And you ...
Zaqqu Mimlijja: 05/01/2011 - 06/01/2011
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Sheep's bollock: part deux. And the verdict is:. Texture was very light and the tissue tears easily under your gnashers. It was not disgusting at all. Except for the last bites. I think a whole testicle is a lot for one person. It should be shared among a group. A few slices each. As part of a bigger meal. Not that it gets worse the more that you eat of it. But its just that i get put off larger quantities of certain foods. For example, i love sashimi. And i love oysters. But i wont eat a dozen pieces.
Zaqqu Mimlijja: 06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009
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I went to barcelona: acorn pig. And among other things i sampled. The finest ham to walk the earth. There are many types of iberico ham and according to the trusted authors at wikipedia. Its the most expensive slice of pig you can get. In a restaurant a plate of thin slices was in the 16 euro range. Per kilo from the markets it in the 50 euro range. A foreleg is about a 100. And a hindleg is about 150. My one regret is not getting a metre long smoked leg of pig with me. Got me credit-card shy. Where they...
Zaqqu Mimlijja: 01/01/2013 - 02/01/2013
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A Medley of Fried Stuff. It's been a long time. So here's a recipe. Shallow fry separately in olive oil. Spiral out from the middle of an aesthetically pleasing plate. In any order you deem presentable. And alternate with sliced raw avocado. Then sprinkle with lemon juice. Till you feel that nothing could be better with the universe. Garnish with a mint sprig. Small dollops of good proper mayonnaise. Then destroy it under your molars. It will lead you to reflect upon the transitory nature of material life.
Zaqqu Mimlijja: Jungle Steak Sandwich
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Zaqqu Mimlijja: 02/01/2013 - 03/01/2013
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Pope Benedict resigns so. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Blog about food, restaurants, eateries, dieting, cooking, recipies etc. Digest some more here. Pope Benedict resigns so. Klabb tat-Tisjir - Anton B. Dougall. Ian Cremona's Emotional Blog. Rummage through the blog. Picture Window template. Template images by andynwt.
Zaqqu Mimlijja: 07/01/2009 - 08/01/2009
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Some of you may or may not have heard of Palazzo Santa Rosa in Mistra Bay. I heard great things about the place and the chef Claude Camilleri. I had joined his mailing list and after a long silence i received this:. First of all we have to apologise for the silence. We have great news though . . . We have given birth to a healthy and wonderful new baby called Margo’s. We only use San Marzano tomatoes. We are not allowed to use anything but San marzano tomatoes. Like Roma tomoatoes, San Marzano ar...We us...
Zaqqu Mimlijja: SANDRO TAL-FAKIN HOT-DOGS!!!
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I went to bahar ic-caghaq. To swim a couple of laps over a nice turquoise stretch in a shallow bay. I' m sure you know the part. Right behind the water park. A turn around from the ice-cream kiosk. After the paddle i put myself in ignore-the-ice-cream-cravings mode. And drove myself out to the coast road. Just before that however. On the side i saw a familiar image i had been deprived of for ages. A man wearing shades despite it being seven in the evening. Tinkering over a shiny steel grill. The hot-dog ...
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Website of Mitch Cunningham – Writer, Academic, Musician. Schlock Footage 2: The Schlockening. Classics: Lost Highway (1997) and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992). Schlock Footage 2: The Schlockening. Classics: Lost Highway (1997) and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992). I Might be a Troll Myself: A Field Report. I Might be a Troll Myself: A Field Report. TriggeringTrolls and Freeing Speech. The End of the Tour (2015). Schlock Footage 2: The Schlockening. Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011). I̵...
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July 27, 2013 · 8:55 PM. My Favorite Poem (Love or Otherwise). Madams and Monsieurs I here lay down upon digital tablets…. A Song of Chang Ching-Yuan Picking Lotus Flowers. Essence of orchids in her tumbled hair, a goddess of Spring. She takes a swallow hairpin from her nape, loosens coiled tresses. Under the willows by west gate, near the bridge at dusk,. Moated waters past doorways, dabbled, riffled flow. A prince of rare talents, visitor to the imperial court,. Clear, bright and full of mid-month days.
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Fiction, illustration, discussion – interesting weirdness for all the senses. Well, almost. Differential A Dark Perspective. If you are X And I am Y, We meet at the origin And move away from one another Towards infinity. Laura slipped her hands off the coping stones and dove them between her thighs, crouching down with her back against the grey brick wall. In front of her a growling line of…. Do I Know You? Schlock’s Podcast #22 – The Apocalypse, Trojan, Fury Road. August 7, 2015. July 20, 2015. One of t...
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