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A Cream-Filled Blog: April 2010
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Thursday, April 29, 2010. Will Blog for Food. The following are real conversations overheard on the elevator earlier this week:. Girl 1: I'm going to poke holes in all of your condoms and steal your birth control. Girl 2: Whatever, I'll just take it up the ass. New Girl 1: Your feet are really big. Guy 1: I have a horse cock. It isn't a competition but. If you spell "definitely" any other way than that - you lose. If you voted for McCain - you lost. If you do this in your spare time:. There is a lot more...
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A Cream-Filled Blog: Knock it off up there...
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Friday, April 23, 2010. Knock it off up there. I thought I had a good idea when I made this video:. As soon as I uploaded it to Youtube, I discovered it had already been done, by a million other people! It was such a let down for the creative side of my brain - which I believe is the right hemisphere, and the left hemisphere is dedicated to logic and reasoning. This is what it probably looks like up there:. Suck on these ingenious and witty balls, logic side! And that is how you get headaches. 1 Why does...
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A Cream-Filled Blog: Hexagons: Eat your hearts out pentagons.
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Monday, February 15, 2010. Hexagons: Eat your hearts out pentagons. First result, I kid you not: "how to take a screenshot on a mac". Out of all the things one could be interested in taking:. 1 A date to a dance. 4 Me out to a ballgame. 5 Care of business. So in honor of this incredibly convenient display of efficiency, and quite fittingly as well, I took a screen-shot of it:. As you can see I am completely available the last week of February. Wink face. That's me loving you. Have a whimsical Monday.
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A Cream-Filled Blog: TURN THE VOLUME UP ON THIS BLOG!!!
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Wednesday, March 3, 2010. TURN THE VOLUME UP ON THIS BLOG! David was feeling brave today, so he turned off his Google Safe Search. He glanced at the 'moderate' setting, then thought to himself, "Pfft. Don't even waste my time." David then saved his settings, and made his first search of the day: Farm animals. His life would never be the same from that moment on. Stanley is a fat persons name. And pretend that I am important. Fashion Tip of the Week: Clothes. Wear them. That is deliciously offensive.
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A Cream-Filled Blog: Joseph Steel Goes to the Zoo
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Saturday, August 7, 2010. Joseph Steel Goes to the Zoo. I looked Joseph Steel right in the eyes and said to him, “That is definitely illegal”. My name is Nara Tore. I am Joseph’s girlfriend. I took Joseph to the zoo today. Joseph didn’t blink, and replied back to me, “It’s also illegal for the gorillas to be out of their cages here, so what are you doing walking around on the people sidewalk? 8220;Joseph, you are not making any sense. I’m going home.”. 8221; By this point Joseph was drooling all over him...
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A Cream-Filled Blog: Yo dawg, it's a blawg!
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Saturday, April 17, 2010. Yo dawg, it's a blawg! So I can be a dick sometimes. I was getting tired of the extremely slow internet connection at my apartment, so I decided to send them an email with some suggestions to help better the connection:. To: The Edge Apartments. Subject: A Friendly Suggestion. Dear whomever this may concern,. PS Please don't turn off my water for a week because of this email. And hey, if you think I'm a jerk, at least I'm not a cube:. Posted by DJ Buttaskotch. Get fresh with me.
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A Cream-Filled Blog: BREAKING NEWS
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Monday, May 31, 2010. The President of Argentina is hott. For the full story. Posted by DJ Buttaskotch. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Here are some of my older posts. How To Write the Perfect Resume. One of my first ever blogs. Things are just starting to get weird. Philly, PA, United States. Get fresh with me. View my complete profile. Dj Buttaskotch also has:. Follow me to victory! I Forgot I Have a Blog. E-mail me djButtaSkotch@gmail.com to claim your prize. But here's the catch:.
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A Cream-Filled Blog: Remember me?
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010. When life gives you lemons, slice them and then sprinkle the juice onto a Fillet Mignon to add flavor. Then eat that delicious son-of-a-bitch. Sorry, I haven't made any posts in a while. I've been taking (failing) final exams this past week. I still have one left: Biology. I fucking love biology. I've spent the last 4 hours drawing penises and vaginas in preparation for the reproductive section of the test (Which will consist of 2-3 multiple choice questions with no. 4 You must als...
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A Cream-Filled Blog: August 2010
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Saturday, August 7, 2010. Joseph Steel Goes to the Zoo. I looked Joseph Steel right in the eyes and said to him, “That is definitely illegal”. My name is Nara Tore. I am Joseph’s girlfriend. I took Joseph to the zoo today. Joseph didn’t blink, and replied back to me, “It’s also illegal for the gorillas to be out of their cages here, so what are you doing walking around on the people sidewalk? 8220;Joseph, you are not making any sense. I’m going home.”. 8221; By this point Joseph was drooling all over him...
