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January | 2013 | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! Monthly Archives: January 2013. King Kong meets Godzilla! January 13, 2013. Of course they don’t and we all know why don’t why don’t we? Real life isn’t like that! You can’t create the perfectly behaved child! Going to be fascinated with their private parts and who can blame them eh? Most men I know are. Unbelievably fixated with their Tinkie Winkies and fiddle with them all day long! Now there’s an understatement! There are lots of handy ...
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February | 2013 | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! Monthly Archives: February 2013. February 27, 2013. As a new mum I am currently in the throes of ‘trying to lose the baby weight’. In ‘Celeb-Land’ it seems the norm to pop out a sprog and look incredible mere days later…or hours…or minutes! How do they do this? It seems as if some magical transformation takes place; a Fairy Godmother appears with her magic wand and.POOF… all fat dissipates, dissolves, disappears! Claire Danes google images.
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By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes! | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes! June 2, 2013. I don’t think I can. Honestly. Well actually it’s really just as simple as the fact that…. I don’t want to go back. Ever. Why you my ask? No….no….no…that’s not for me. You’d have to have the patience of a Saint for that and patience,. So if it’s not the fact that I want to be with my children all day, then why am I bothered about going back? I’m going to hat...
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February | 2014 | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! Monthly Archives: February 2014. February 2, 2014. Ah Christmas. So exciting, thrilling and magical. Really, a truly wondrous event; little eyes gleaming in amazement at the twinkle lights and the presents stacked temptingly under the tree. I must admit to being quite excited this year myself, as my eldest is at the age where the magic is truly alive. Christmas through the eyes of a 3 (nearly 4! Everything was fabulous a minute ago. This s...
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June | 2013 | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! Monthly Archives: June 2013. By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes! June 2, 2013. I don’t think I can. Honestly. Well actually it’s really just as simple as the fact that…. I don’t want to go back. Ever. Why you my ask? No….no….no…that’s not for me. You’d have to have the patience of a Saint for that and patience,. Did I say ‘bothered’ in a nonchalant way? I meant to say why am I in turmoil, distress, and despair?
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A Weighty Issue | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! February 27, 2013. As a new mum I am currently in the throes of ‘trying to lose the baby weight’. In ‘Celeb-Land’ it seems the norm to pop out a sprog and look incredible mere days later…or hours…or minutes! How do they do this? It seems as if some magical transformation takes place; a Fairy Godmother appears with her magic wand and.POOF… all fat dissipates, dissolves, disappears! Claire Danes google images. Victoria Beckham google images.
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Maternal Moulting! | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! April 19, 2013. The toll on the female body when creating life is immense and it is only afterwards that you see quite how powerful hormones are! Holy Hormones Batman I’m….MOULTING! And not just a little either. I am beginning to get rather concerned about my post pregnancy plumage! My hair is coming out in handfuls, fistfuls, bucketloads! What’s not so common is the feeling this elicits. Why would I say this? Google Images Gail Porter.
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Ho Ho Throw! | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! February 2, 2014. Ah Christmas. So exciting, thrilling and magical. Really, a truly wondrous event; little eyes gleaming in amazement at the twinkle lights and the presents stacked temptingly under the tree. I must admit to being quite excited this year myself, as my eldest is at the age where the magic is truly alive. Christmas through the eyes of a 3 (nearly 4! Year old is something that could warm the centre of even the hardest hearts.
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April | 2013 | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! Monthly Archives: April 2013. April 19, 2013. The toll on the female body when creating life is immense and it is only afterwards that you see quite how powerful hormones are! Holy Hormones Batman I’m….MOULTING! And not just a little either. I am beginning to get rather concerned about my post pregnancy plumage! My hair is coming out in handfuls, fistfuls, bucketloads! What’s not so common is the feeling this elicits. Why would I say this?
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November | 2013 | MATERNAL MAYHEM!
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A no holds barred account of pregnancy, babies and life as a mum! Monthly Archives: November 2013. November 24, 2013. It always seems like a great idea at the time doesn’t it? Going for a few cheeky drinky poos with friends. Only a couple though because you have to get up at ridiculous o’clock in the morning with the baby! Umm I shouldn’t really but oh go on then I will have one more……….ugh! How does this happen? Go to bed you silly woman you’re up in four hours’! Oh dear me. Deary deary me. It began lik...