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couch commando: 2011-08

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Some things just sound better in another language. Cien besos cada dia. Happy 17 weeks, HHP. Ah, sleep deprivation. Me: Are you looking at my. collage? Husband: You mean, cleavage? So both my babies were home with me today - HHP, who is home with me every day since he's only 3 months old, and my husband, who was home sick with a mysterious fever. The local Iranian-Jewish grocery store. The butcher there kindly skinned and cut up a whole chicken (just a lil' 2-1/2 pounder) for me. Once I felt it was done,...

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couch commando: 2011-06

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Time to get my coup-on. We don't have cable service so I can't watch TLC. But this new fascination with "extreme couponing" has leaked into daytime network television (which I can watch). And being newly unemployed (again, but by choice this time) and being a new mom who is at home for most of the day - I am inclined to try out new ways of saving the household money, even if it involves a little more thought and legwork. Since you're compounding the power of the lone coupon for extreme savings. They usua...

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couch commando: 2011-07

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Songs for HHP, Track 4. That Was Your Mother". Written and performed by Paul Simon. A long time ago, yeah,. Before you was born, dude,. When I was still single. And life was great! I held this job as. That kept me moving. From state to state. Well I'm standing on the corner of Lafayette. Wondering where a city boy could go. To get a little conversation. Drink a little red wine. Catch a little bit of those cajun girls. Along come a young girl. She's pretty as a prayer book. Sweet as an apple. After H's 5:...

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couch commando: happy birthday, baby - and other things to remember

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Happy birthday, baby - and other things to remember. And a woman who held a babe against her bosom said, Speak to us of Children. Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you,. And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts,. For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls,. 5/2/12, 4:27 PM. Happy Birthday Henry and Mommy!

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couch commando: 2011-10

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A good friend is getting married this weekend and I've been considering what I'm going to write in their card. Most people give or pass on advice, so I was racking my brain trying to think of what I would consider the best advice for newlyweds. But when I think back on the 2 years I've been married to my husband - most of our "big" arguments have been over extremely little things, such as:. Toothpaste - how to squeeze the tube, Colgate vs. Crest, putting the cap back on and how. My mom said becoming a mo...

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couch commando: 2010-10

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Soon doo boo haiku. Soon doo boo. too soon. Do i 'bliterate your broth,. Only doo boo left. Light at the end of the tunnel. Well, the first tunnel of - like - a zillion apparently. I'm in the final weeks of my first trimester. And the fog is beginning to lift. The fog, that is, of extreme lethargy and bitchiness that had engulfed my life for the past month and a half. For the past 6 or 7 weeks, I've felt like one dollar (you know, the opposite of a million? To attribute most of my Twilight. Every day, on...

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couch commando: 2011-02

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My EDD (Estimated Date of Delivery, a.k.a. "Baby's Due Date") - May 21st - coincides with what many believe will be the second coming of Jesus Christ. Apparently, it's all in the Bible. if you do some reading between the lines and a little number-crunching:. May 21, 2011 = Judgement Day. What have I gotten myself into? What if everything (everyone) goes to all hell? We're looking forward to this day, but we have no idea what to expect. Will it be the end of something? Will it bring disappointment? More o...

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couch commando: 2010-11

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Oh, those British. No, this isn't about Prince William and Kate Middleton. That's for another post. Rather, check out this. According to one Satoshi Kanazawa and a LSE researcher - if we have a girl, it means we're attractive. And if we have a boy, we're ugly but less likely to divorce. Can't decide which I'd prefer. ;). So once again my boss is out of town, which means I am working very hard trying to look busy. This also means – blogging marathon! We can do it! That no one will read! PS: I’d like...

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couch commando: 2011-05

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There's an episode of Seinfeld. Where all the main characters go to visit one of Jerry and Elaine's friends who recently had a baby. While there, Elaine meets a handsome, single pediatrician who calls both her and the baby (who apparently isn't that great-looking), "breathtaking." This, of course, miffs Elaine because it undermines what she thought was a deep compliment from a potential suitor. Apparently, newborns like to hold their breath. Like, they LOVE. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A href="http:/...

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couch commando: 2012-05

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Happy birthday, baby - and other things to remember. And a woman who held a babe against her bosom said, Speak to us of Children. Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you,. And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts,. For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls,. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A href="http:/ ...