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SCREW YOU, STORK. Excuse me while I freak out a little bit. August 5, 2015. What do you get when you add two shitty ovaries, 987 autimmune issues, a crapload of medicine, a 3-month window to conceive and two failed cycles? A major freakout by yours truly. So major, I had to drop off the grid for a couple of weeks to lick my wounds in peace. But I am back now to take my freakout to the public. You’re welcome, internet. Is feeling the desperation. A couple of visits ago, she told me, I run 500 miles if...

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SCREW YOU, STORK. I’d have written this sooner, but I had a needle in my arm/stomach/hand. June 18, 2015. June 18, 2015. Okay, so I don’t really know anything useful about needles. But this is all to say that I’ve been a bad bad blogger lately because I’ve had a lot of stuff happening, most of which involves needles. I’ll be continuing the infusions every other week until our still-unconceived baby is born. But thankfully the infusions will be with a home infusion nurse in our family room. And da...Fill ...

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SCREW YOU, STORK. What one year of recurrent pregnancy loss has taught me. May 27, 2015. May 27, 2015. A few weeks ago, my husband and I celebrated our One-Year Wedding Anniversary. The date also officially marked our One-Year Trying To Get Pregnant Anniversary. Because when you get married at age 33 and 34, you gotta get right down to business. And I realized that the person I was that day in the white dress is so very different than the person I am now. That glowing, beaming girl in all in those ph...

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SCREW YOU, STORK. Impatience is a virtue. March 1, 2015. Impatience. It’s an ugly trait that has a somewhat pretty side too. My entire life, I’ve suffered from an acute case of Chronic Impatientitis. Growing up, I was a very unfortunate combination of being both impatient and a late bloomer. Because of this, there was one thing I heard over and over again from my mom. Your day will come. When every single person in my junior high class got their periods and I was still stuck in scrawny training bra land.

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SCREW YOU, STORK. Excuse me while I freak out a little bit. August 5, 2015. What do you get when you add two shitty ovaries, 987 autimmune issues, a crapload of medicine, a 3-month window to conceive and two failed cycles? A major freakout by yours truly. So major, I had to drop off the grid for a couple of weeks to lick my wounds in peace. But I am back now to take my freakout to the public. You’re welcome, internet. Is feeling the desperation. A couple of visits ago, she told me, I run 500 miles if...

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SCREW YOU, STORK. TTW: Trying To Work. March 5, 2015. March 5, 2015. I’m starting to think that the hardest thing I’ve done in my 12-year advertising career has been to successfully conceal my reproductive issues. Then came a newer, calmer, 8-to-5 job offer, and I seized it. But with that change came the challenges of starting fresh, of needing to prove my worth, and of waiting the appropriate amount of time before pissing anybody off. But how or where would I even start? Unreliable or overly emotional&#...

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8211; where the quill and imagination meet –. April 8, 2015. January 28, 2016. Today my students created some Blackout Poetry (an idea that is all over Pinterest). I am smitten with their brains. Forgive the image quality. She was talking to me I hardly even know but I felt funny so I opened the wardrobe What I found was too private. I didn’t want to talk But it was […]. In Like a Lion, Out Like a Lamb. March 21, 2015. March 21, 2015. Happy first day of spring! D D Wedding II. February 14, 2015. Blog at ...

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In which I muse about the trials and tribulations of every day life. Tuesday, July 21, 2015. IUI on Thursday morning. My husband is going with me so we can file a grievance regarding the incorrect charting that led to the doctor refusing to increase the dose of medication. We don’t want to pay for a flawed cycle, especially when I voiced my concerns and the doctor was a complete jerk about it. Monday, July 13, 2015. Horrible, no good, very bad. doctor appointment. He informed me that a lot of patients di...

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In which I muse about the trials and tribulations of every day life. Thursday, April 30, 2015. First consult with donor doctor - and A New Hope! Not the star wars kind). I had an awesome conversation with the doctor today. He not only went over the donor embryo program with me (which works completely differently than how I thought), he went over all of my options. He had looked at all of my test results before calling, and had a lot of information to give me. I'm starting my period any day now! We're ren...

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8211; where the quill and imagination meet –. June 30, 2015. June 30, 2015. The Hoover-Mason Trestle, the newest attraction to the Bethlehem Steel site, opened to the public on Thursday, June 25, 2015. For anyone who might say, “been there, done that” about seeing the stacks–I must argue with you–because you’ve never seen them like. Can you imagine how loud it must have been. Did the stacks glow? Were women working here? Sunday-Wednesday 8 am to 8 pm. Thursday-Saturday 8 am to 9 pm. A Japanese word meani...

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8211; where the quill and imagination meet –. Wish Upon a Wedding. November 21, 2014. June 21, 2015. Today’s post is dedicated to the lovely and brilliant Sarah, a colleague and friend of mine. Her wedding day to (husband! Chris was October 11, 2014. Sarah was radiant and rivaled the Duchess of Cambridge in beauty (sorry, K-Mid). This project is perfect as a group gift, a workplace gift, a bridesmaids group gift to the bride, or even a family gift. Source: Amie’s Wishing Wells. Use this Heart Template.

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8211; where the quill and imagination meet –. April 8, 2015. January 28, 2016. Today my students created some Blackout Poetry (an idea that is all over Pinterest). I am smitten with their brains. Forgive the image quality. She was talking to me I hardly even know but I felt funny so I opened the wardrobe What I found was too private. I didn’t want to talk But it was […]. April 3, 2015. April 4, 2015. Happy National Poetry Month. Who knows if the moon’s. A balloon,coming out of a keen city. We’re from a g...

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