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Because it's all bullshit. February 4, 2015. So friends, family, and various other sundry acquaintances, lend a brother a hand if you have one. And perhaps a recommendation. I’m officially back in job search mode. I’ll spruce up my resume, and you go say good things about me to anyone willing to hire an over-educated, liberal elitist with a penchant for pedantry and Earl Gray tea. And as always, thanks for putting up with my bullshit. January 10, 2015. January 2, 2015. August 18, 2014. August 12, 2014.
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Choice Bullshit | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. July 9, 2014. 8220;In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities, in the expert’s mind there are few.” – Shunryu Suzuk. And it’s no wonder that we have ADHD diagnoses thrown out left and right at a room full of caffeinated toddlers waist deep in flashing, talking toys, playing on their iPads while watching a 60 screen of Pixar’s latest blockbuster and listening to their mothers telling them to be quiet while they text on one phone and Facebook on another. But to me that f...
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About the Author | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. Revelations of a Freestinker.
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Procrastinate Now | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. May 3, 2015. Oh, and the true irony? I’ve been putting stuff off half the day to write this bullshit But maybe, just maybe that’s a step in the right direction. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Dramatic Irony | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. February 23, 2014. How’ve you been, buddy? Oh HEY guy Been a long time. How’ve you been? Dude proceeds to ramble on for 20 minutes about events I have no memory of, involving names I don’t recognize, and updates me on his cat’s recent skin infection and how the vet’s prices are too expensive and how EVERYTHING IS OBAMA’S FAULT. Welp See ya later! Walk quickly away, turn a corner*. Man, it’s been FOREVER! Note to self: You now hate Wal-Mart with all of your heart). I really did ...
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Updated Resumé | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. February 11, 2015. To climb the corporate ladder and eventually take over as lord chief commander, where I will dominate the market, bring in record profits, and take the company to epic heights, or whatever. Pseudo-intellectual. Elitist. Quasi-narcissist. Pedant. GEDASB.S.M.A.L.S.M.S.W.L.S.W. More alphabet soup pending). I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. Negotiable up to several digits. Also, prefer large bonus upon hire. Degenerates, hea...
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Office Space | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. February 4, 2015. So friends, family, and various other sundry acquaintances, lend a brother a hand if you have one. And perhaps a recommendation. I’m officially back in job search mode. I’ll spruce up my resume, and you go say good things about me to anyone willing to hire an over-educated, liberal elitist with a penchant for pedantry and Earl Gray tea. And as always, thanks for putting up with my bullshit. February 4, 2015 at 10:39 pm. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Where have a...
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Where have all the wise men gone? | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. Where have all the wise men gone? Where have all the wise men gone? June 28, 2015. Was seldom questioned, and I’d incorporate this knowledge into my being, allowing it to drive and sometimes even dictate my actions. And dare I even mention how it has radically altered the way we interact? P1: I heard Bobby McFerrin killed himself. P2: Siri, did Bobby McFerrin really kill himself? Siri: Nope. Also, here’s your reminder for your proctologist appointment tomorrow at 3PM. Notify me...
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How to be a cool dude (part 2) | Kai's Bullshit
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Because it's all bullshit. How to be a cool dude (part 2). How to be a cool dude (part 2). August 24, 2010. Rule #6 Don’t procrastinate. Carpe Diem (Seize the day) – Horace (65 – 8 BC). Rule #7 Be Reliable. Rule #8 Stay Calm. You’re momma’s a whore! What is the correct course of action? Should we stand up for our mother’s virtue and attempt to make them eat their words? What exactly is accomplished by this? Let’s say you go over there and kick his ass. Now what? What happens if he kicks your ass? If they...
