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Tweet of the Day. As I was running 3 cold rainy miles at 5AM it occurred to me that I could just tell the internet I ran, and it couldn't prove that I didn't. If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your CAR horn to let her know you're interested and afraid to talk to girls. Shakira's hips are the Abraham Lincoln of our generation. I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. :D.
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Tweet of the Day. I am exhausting all my power at the gym; my phone battery power. It is taking my last bit of juice just to tweet this. #hardworkout. I discovered two things I get done at the gym. I get physical fitness and my social media updated. Is it a sign that you are going to the gym too much if you hope you are getting supplements or pre-workout drink for Christmas? Show me "this hilarious YouTube video" by all means, but if it takes more than 15 seconds of my time, it will never be hilarious.
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Tweet of the Day. When butterflies are in love do they feel humans in their stomach? Nothing says "I'm barely tolerating you" like a single "Ha" in a text. Year 2065, iPhone 15 is released. The camera quality is so great that you can see into the future and it has direct talking app with God. I like to look at the weatherman's forecast from yesterday, so I can expose his lies. Is it Beth Ditto or Beth Beth? They say laughter is the best medicine, but I laugh so much I fear I may be over medicating.
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Funny Tweets - A Collection of Funny Tweets Updated Daily. Tweet of the Day. My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell. At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin! The only time a man should ever say I LOVE YOU, is when he's talking to his beer. Firstly God made man, then he had a good idea: Sandwitch! Then he thought "Shit! I need to create something to make it! Life is an incurable disease.