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dancantspell: OOh its all wobbly and shakin n` stuff.
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Friday, January 11, 2008. OOh its all wobbly and shakin n` stuff. I don’t understand vibrating chairs. I mean, I get that they might feel nice. I don’t get why they are suddenly appearing in motorway service stations and shopping centres. Or a chair in a coffee shop? Or, as is my preference, a lovely comfy bar stool? So, yes. Shopping centres, possibly. But motorway service stations? Or, I know! And pretend to drive!
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dancantspell: April 2008
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Keyboard is not designed. To blog at the. Same time, which. Is, not the. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Other blogs i like. Chase me, ladies, I'm in the cavalry.
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dancantspell: August 2007
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Monday, August 27, 2007. The real axis of evil. Sitting , as i do , on my well rounded bottom waiting in great excitement and anticipation for my. Next lucky customer, i became aware of strange and uncomfortable feeling. A. Feeling that i am being watched. I take my time to look around, slowly, I've seen the films,. You look around to fast and the cheeky blighter watching you slips behind the. Back when i was young w...
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dancantspell: Pants soup
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Thursday, January 24, 2008. I really hate it when someone tastes something revolting, or tries something painful, and then immediately suggests you try it. Do they think we’re stupid? Perhaps if they kept their feelings and opinions a secret we might be tempted, but invariably the discussion goes something like this. 8220;F#¤*ng hell, this soup is revolting. Try it.”. 8220;Just how revolting are we talking here?
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dancantspell: Mrs Cantspell despair..
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Thursday, December 20, 2007. Recent topical events have got me thinking. 8220;I’ve got a good idea for that doorway,” I muse. Mrs cantspell scrutinises me, adopting the expression that she uses to wither the ground elder. 8220;I can already tell,” she drawls, “that this is going to be the most ridiculous thing that you’ve ever suggested in your life.". 8220;Go on then. Tell me your good idea.”. 8220;Then,” I co...
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dancantspell: December 2007
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Thursday, December 20, 2007. Recent topical events have got me thinking. 8220;I’ve got a good idea for that doorway,” I muse. Mrs cantspell scrutinises me, adopting the expression that she uses to wither the ground elder. 8220;I can already tell,” she drawls, “that this is going to be the most ridiculous thing that you’ve ever suggested in your life.". 8220;Go on then. Tell me your good idea.”. 8220;Then,” I co...
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dancantspell: First night nakeds
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Thursday, January 31, 2008. I have not been out on the town for a while, that is the lot of a hard working man and father, so i was really looking forward to it. As I stood there, completely naked from the waist down apart from a pair of socks, I pondered how difficult it is to look attractive in this situation. A man wearing nothing but a polo shirt and a pair of socks is not a great look. 8220;I need your pants!
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dancantspell: November 2007
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Tuesday, November 27, 2007. I am going to be deadly serious for a second. Public toilets in exhibition centers are no laughing matter. Have been at a two day exhibition in a large arena used for concerts and boring people half to death with such an exhibition that i am at now.). You have all seen the movie Trainspotting! That gives you a frame of reference for the toilet situation at this two days hell. Yes, the one ...
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dancantspell: September 2007
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Wednesday, September 12, 2007. I do not remember having any formal training on the subject, there was no option in my second year of high school making me choose between History , Geography or Hair care and cleanliness. So if i could work it out surely the rest of the masses can to. Seriously people don't live your whole lives reading how its done on the back of back of a bottle get on and do it. Sweet mother Mary`, ...
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dancantspell: October 2007
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One boy lost and alone in a foreign land. a rather irregular account of day to day life. Friday, October 12, 2007. Please pass this warning on to everybody you know. This is important, and could SAVE A LIFE. Government scientists from the Department of Leaving Rakes Lying Around In The Garden are warning of the extreme danger of leaving plungers in toilet bowls. Do not leave plungers in toilet bowls, the government warns, particularly if you are:. A cleaner in the home for the blind;. Ive seen it before ...
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