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July 29, 2015. That’s backwards of how the whole author thing works, Andrew condescends, upon my suggesting I might read his book if we meet in-person and I don’t hate his guts. If we meet and you hate me you can still hate-read my book, he presses. And we move on from there, except a few weeks later he’s back at it, assigning reading as a tinder date entry-level prereq when. Was the one who messaged. Do I have to praise your work to talk to you? Presenting as a peacock, he’s deliberately adorned himself...
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October 11, 2015. Remember how I said I couldn’t post uncensored screenshots of Martin Shkreli and my facebook correspondence because facebook was holding them prisoner? Well, lucky for me, facebook has released his account from investigation and restored access to the incriminating messages … Continue reading →. 10k q&a: part 1. 13th step: rock bottom. Adventures in anti-depression: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 2. Anything fuckable: part 3. Batteries and bong water. Guys wh...
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my pillow buddy: sad but true | InDefenseOfGettingOff's Blog
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No more dildos in the bathroom, part three →. My pillow buddy: sad but true. May 31, 2009. So, in your humble opinion, is it too outrageous even for me to post pics of my cum-stained pillow on my blog? See, i don’t see why you’re so embarrassed by the cum-stained pillow. Imo, you are choosing the wrong things to be embarrassed about. Tell me. tell me what i should be embarrassed about! Umm chronicling all the details of your sex life on a blog? Hey, we all make choices. Initially it was an accident and s...
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dream big baby: part 4 | InDefenseOfGettingOff's Blog
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Category Archives: dream big baby: part 4. Dream Big, Baby: Part 4. March 25, 2015. Dream big baby: part 4. 10k q&a: part 1. 13th step: rock bottom. Adventures in anti-depression: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 2. Anything fuckable: part 3. Batteries and bong water. Bj haterz need to apply (may 2014). Body horror: part 1. Bowel liberation movement (april 2014). Bring out the big cocks (may 2013). Bring out the small cocks (may 2013). Champagne and cocaine crowd. Heart shaped v...
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The Whir-Grind | InDefenseOfGettingOff's Blog
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Dream Big, Baby: Part 6. July 28, 2015. You have to start taking responsibility for yourself, start acting like a 30-year-old, my mom scolds over some petty infraction. First you won’t go to J. Crew with me to return the suits, suits. Before it gives way completely, You fucking insensitive cunt! One night she admitted, I know you said. In the description. It said ‘For Boobless Gentiles’? I jested. Pretty much. Perusing the website, I exclaimed, ’Trim Bust’! That’s it. Well, I don’t want to. I plod throug...
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keepsake | InDefenseOfGettingOff's Blog
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July 29, 2015. KEEPSAKE MAY 2014 That’s backwards of how the whole author thing works, Andrew condescends, upon my suggesting I might read his book if we meet in-person and I don’t hate his guts. If we meet and you hate me you … Continue reading →. 10k q&a: part 1. 13th step: rock bottom. Adventures in anti-depression: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 2. Anything fuckable: part 3. Batteries and bong water. Bj haterz need to apply (may 2014). Body horror: part 1. Face fuck: part 1.
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Dream Big, Baby: Part 3 | InDefenseOfGettingOff's Blog
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Dream Big, Baby: Part 2. Dream Big, Baby: Part 4 →. Dream Big, Baby: Part 3. March 24, 2015. DREAM BIG, BABY: PART 3. 8230;…………………………………………………. Forgive me father for I have sinned. 8230;…………………………………………………. I’ve been waiting for a guide to take me by the hand. Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man? New sensations bear the innocence, leave them for another day. I’ve got the spirit, lose the feeling, take the shock away. Joy Division, Disorder, Unknown Pleasures. And she progres...
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dream big baby: part 5 | InDefenseOfGettingOff's Blog
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Category Archives: dream big baby: part 5. Dream Big, Baby: Part 5. April 3, 2015. Dream big baby: part 5. 10k q&a: part 1. 13th step: rock bottom. Adventures in anti-depression: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 1. Anything fuckable: part 2. Anything fuckable: part 3. Batteries and bong water. Bj haterz need to apply (may 2014). Body horror: part 1. Bowel liberation movement (april 2014). Bring out the big cocks (may 2013). Bring out the small cocks (may 2013). Champagne and cocaine crowd. Heart shaped va...