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dear person reading this,: Poop Rant
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Friday, February 27, 2015. WARNING to Christie: This blog is gross, as is a solid 97% of all my posts. my whole life is gross.). That's how I began my day. Crusted poop clinging to the inside of my baby's sleep-sack. I unzipped it and opened it up to free my infant and was assaulted with the scent of sin. This is the same face T-Bag was making as I assessed the situation:. So we meet again Poop. YOU COME WIPE MY BUTT? Quit my job - Which almost hap...
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dear person reading this,: I hate poop
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Thursday, October 4, 2012. Before I had baby Ryan, I was was nervous. I'll deal with it. Breastfeeding every 2 hours? Wiping Butt for the next few years? I hate butts and I HATE poop. I even hate my own poop. I use a healthy 20-30 layers of toilet paper every time I wipe my own. It will be fine! Your babies poop is not a big deal! It's different when it's your own baby! Um Nope. It's still poop. And the older your kid gets, the more foul it becomes.
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dear person reading this,: 10 Things: Creepy
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Tuesday, July 14, 2015. This is a list of crap that scares me. Why write a list about things that scare me? Cause I'm too dumb to think of anything else right now. Of course I'm most scared of anything bad happening to the people I love/like. The following are minor things I find creepy and/or give me full body shivers. 1 Open Water - I'm not a great swimmer plus nasty things live in the sea. 2 Serial killers because Silence of the Lambs. I do a lo...
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dear person reading this,: June 2015
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Tuesday, June 30, 2015. Not surprisingly, Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam. teacher. Us Mormons all have jobs, or "callings" that we volunteer our time for. Everyone works for free. Most callings only take a few hours a week. Soon after we moved to Utah and Ryan attended his first few primary meetings, Husband and I were assigned to be the 3-4 year old's teachers. About 8 little kids regularly attend. I enforce my usual kid rules:. If we have extra tim...
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dear person reading this,: Baby Sara Returns
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Saturday, July 11, 2015. My baby sister Sara went on a Mormon mission to Kansas. Surprisingly, she didn't get sent home early for behavior infractions. She worked hard, served others, and grew her questionable pixie haircut out to a more acceptable length. Mormon missionary homecomings are quite the spectacle. My mom sewed her butt off. Aiden and Cryin Ryan were lollipop kids while Brooke was Glenda the good witch:. New baby Noah as the scarecrow:.
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dear person reading this,: Art-ing
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Monday, July 20, 2015. Everyone who knows me knows that basically, I suck at life. My few redeeming qualities include: man harassment. The uncanny ability to go for days without a shower, making elf babies, wasting time and ART. I am a little good at drawing crap. It gets my creative juices flowing:. It sucks to be good at art since it's super hard to find jobs/income to do it. Why can't I be good at something that pays a lot of money? And a stimul...
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dear person reading this,: May 2015
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Saturday, May 23, 2015. Let me first start by saying that McDonald's do not have play places in Ventura County, California. Probably because it is beautiful and 75 degrees year round so everyone prefers to play at outdoor park. There are a ton of indoor kids attractions in Utah, which makes sense since its freezing in the winter and depressingly hot in the summer. Good parenting right there. My kids love this crap. Links to this post. Labels: Cause...
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dear person reading this,: August 2015
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Friday, August 14, 2015. Since it's August I figure it's a perfect time to recap last year's Christmas. Most Mom Blogs chronicle the lives of their families. Where they are going, who they visit, what they eat, or the cute things their kids did. I prefer to outline some of what goes on in my messed up brain and pepper it with nastiness. But, since I'm Mormon and Mormons love journaling, I'm going to freaking journal. Every kid got a handmade knitte...
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dear person reading this,: July 2015
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Tuesday, July 28, 2015. Husband and I both come from large loving families with 7 wonderful children each. Which is why, before we got married, we vowed never to have that many kids. I never had a special set number of kids that I wanted. I figured I would play it by ear and the universe or my spirit animal would tell me when my family was complete. Well, lately Jared and I have had discussions regarding a vasectomy. Just not my own. It's because I...
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dear person reading this,: Pee-Shirt
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Dear person reading this,. A waste of my time and yours. Monday, November 23, 2009. The one doing the peeing. Seriously. I work in the nursery. I basically get to ditch the boring classes to hang out with 1-3 year old kids and eat snacks. Though it sometimes is a little chaotic, it's mostly awesome. That is when I felt a steamy warmth spread across my new. I lifted her up off my lap and to my horror, saw the moist pee stamp. I am not very used to getting peed on by anyone, other than myself. I didn't kno...