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Shambled Ramblings: August 2015
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Friday, August 28, 2015. Hold On To Me Tightly I'm A Sliding Scale; Can't Endure Then You Can't Inhale. I'm lazy. This is a fact we all know, judging by how little I post these days. So this week we've got a guest post from my friend Adam - you may remember him from such films as "Dude, Where's My Czar? And "Debbie Does Dallas (A Favour By Feeding The Homeless)". Or, you may just know him from past posts, like the one about the book he wrote. I combed over a few ideas in my head, but ultimately they were...
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Shambled Ramblings: May 2015
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Thursday, May 14, 2015. I Left The Lights On So You Stumble In Devotion. A couple of Fridays ago, I went to see The Vagina Monologues for the first time. We were celebrating my Leah's day of birth - a group of women in an audience filled with women. And three men. Nah, we want to know everything. May we buy them beer. And sandwiches. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to start collecting stories for The Vagina Monologues Two: 2 Breast, 2 Furious. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Owner of The MediaHaus.
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Shambled Ramblings: December 2014
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Tuesday, December 23, 2014. We Kissed On The Corner, Then Danced Through The Night. Christmas week has arrived. Are ya ready for it? I've spent the past couple of days baking a stupid amount of goodies for la famille, and I hope everyone digs what I made. I always worry that the things I bake are somehow inedible to everyone but me, and that people eat them out of politeness. (But nah - my family isn't that. Polite). Apparently my personal spirit of Christmas includes self-conscious baking. When I lived ...
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Shambled Ramblings: January 2015
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Thursday, January 15, 2015. When We Went To Where We've Been, Was It Just For Self? After a breakup a long time ago, I immediately went to my desk and wrote myself a note. It said "I Deserve Better" in large letters. Possibly underlined, but I can't recall. I placed this note under my computer screen so I'd be forced to look at it every day and remind myself that I shouldn't settle for any further crap. Ever. She thinks you deserve better. So while it is embarrassing, I'm sharing it anyway. Why? It isn't...
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Shambled Ramblings: July 2014
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Thursday, July 24, 2014. Because We Separate Like Ripples On A Blank Shore. Since I turned another year older this past weekend, I figured that my first post as a 31 year old should have something to do with getting older, and being a real live adult. Because sometimes I am. That But only sometimes. There was a time when I wouldn't leave the house without my cell phone. Never. And if I accidentally did, it felt like I had temporarily lost a limb. (That's not at all over-dramatic, is it? Yes Yes it did.
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Shambled Ramblings: August 2014
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014. I'm A Searchlight Soul They Say, But I Can't See It In The Night. A few Sundays ago (ok, many Sundays ago - major delays are what the cool kids are into, right? I hit the Soundgarden/ Nine Inch Nails show at Ye Olde Molson Amphitheatre. My partner in crime for this particular show was my friend Brad, who thankfully sent me all of his pics since mine were absolute garbage. What was there to complain about? And so everyone on the lawn was united - we were one huge puddle of fans.
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Shambled Ramblings: October 2014
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Friday, October 17, 2014. Recall The Deeds As If They're All Someone Else's Atrocious Stories. The neighbourhood I've lived in for the past 3.5 - 4 years is a pretty safe one. When you're a female living alone in Toronto, the question of safety is usually the first thing people bring up in conversation. But this area has been good to me. For the most part. Over and over, waiting for a reaction from me. He followed me all the way home. This switch confused me. Are people THAT capable of change? So I said ...
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Shambled Ramblings: June 2015
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Tuesday, June 23, 2015. But In A Strange Way, I Know Somehow We're Doomed. Most people are well-aware of my love for all things Chino Moreno. Ever since the mid-nineties, I've had a borderline (and sometimes not-so-borderline) obsession with the Deftones frontman. In recent years I've calmed down a bit with the Chino-craziness, but I'm still fairly biased and tend to fangirl for whatever he does, even before I've heard it. But of them all, Crosses. Has quickly become my favourite. Tuesday, June 9, 2015.
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Shambled Ramblings: September 2014
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Friday, September 26, 2014. I Bet Given The Chance You'd Eschew The Divine, and Start A Little Business Selling Contacts Online. Last Thursday kicked off my first-ever JFL42. Thanks to a kickass birthday gift from the seester. For the uninitiated, JFL42 is a Just For Laughs comedy festival in Toronto, with a group of headlining acts (Amy Schumer, Nick Offerman, Seth Myers, etc) and 42 other comedians performing at venues throughout the city over 10 days. Do the math. It's a lot of comedy. Don't cry about...
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Shambled Ramblings: June 2014
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Monday, June 2, 2014. Inside A Broken Clock, Splashing The Wine With All The Rain Dogs. This is not the usual topic I blog about - the bathroom habits of my dog aren't exactly thrilling reading material. But, when I was asked to do this giveaway I realized that I know a lot of people who could more than take advantage of this product. I'm looking at you, dog owners. To show off the Pet Loo. Just to be clear, Daisy is only standing on the Pet Loo and giving it the initial once-over. I'm pretty certain...
