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Bum Avoidance Techniques: Bum Movement Types: Roamers
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Totally in bad taste. I'm really sorry. Sunday, December 19, 2010. Bum Movement Types: Roamers. Different bums use different strategies to collect money from people. These strategies are codified into Bum Movement Types (BMTs). Recognizing BMTs can help you avoid losing your precious pocket change and awakening to the world's socio-economic problems. This has been today's lesson on Bum Movement Types. Go out there and use what you've learned! Posted by Shawn LeBlanc. View my complete profile.
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Bum Avoidance Techniques: Bum Avoidance: Introduction
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Totally in bad taste. I'm really sorry. Thursday, December 16, 2010. Bums come in different types and use highly specialized strategies to gain access to your hard earned money. In this blog, you will learn about bum types, their strategies and how to avoid them by using Bum Avoidance Techniques (BATs). While never 100% effective, they will however save you money in the long term and largely avoid the difficult moral and ethical problems that come with encountering bums. Posted by Shawn LeBlanc.
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Bum Avoidance Techniques: Bum Movement Types: Serials & Fish Netter
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Totally in bad taste. I'm really sorry. Thursday, December 23, 2010. Bum Movement Types: Serials and Fish Netter. Can't handle the existence of poor people and you want to do everything possible to keep them away from you? Then knowing your Bum Movement Types is the answer! As the fish netter's Currency Requests aren't targeted, Secondary Currency Requests never happen. And because of the way fish netters work there are never any challenges, Reponse To Rejections or Directed Offensive Utterances. Ingesta...
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Ingesta & Excreta: Point Blank
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What goes in, must come out. Mostly green. And often smelly. Monday, January 24, 2011. I was giving Élodie her bath on the kitchen table tonight. I was washing her with Johnson's baby soap before dipping and rinsing her into her jacuzzi*. I'm usually hunched over the table when I'm giving her a bath so when she ripped open a can of fart juice, I got it right in the face. Actually just a big blue plastic tub. We can dream. Posted by Shawn LeBlanc. Letters To Elodie, my newborn daughter. Well This Is New.
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Ingesta & Excreta: Level Up!
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What goes in, must come out. Mostly green. And often smelly. Tuesday, February 1, 2011. Élodie got a diaper upgrade today! She's now from level 1 Huggies diapers to level 2. May her larger bum cover contain leaks hitherto unthinkable. Posted by Shawn LeBlanc. Letters To Elodie, my newborn daughter. Low maintenance, my personal stuff blog. Bum Avoidance Techniques, totally in bad taste. Campbells Least Likely Flavor. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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Ingesta & Excreta: Already Thinking Of A Title For The Report
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What goes in, must come out. Mostly green. And often smelly. Thursday, January 27, 2011. Already Thinking Of A Title For The Report. We've recently determined that Élodie doesn't like it very much when her mom eats thai-flavored spicy tuna for lunch. Once the spiciness goes into her mom's breast milk, her cranky alarm goes off soon after. She gets inconsolable and gassy where the noises coming out of here are "wah! Respectively. It even affected her poop schedule*. Posted by Shawn LeBlanc.
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Ingesta & Excreta: Campbell's Least Likely Flavor
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What goes in, must come out. Mostly green. And often smelly. Wednesday, February 2, 2011. Campbell's Least Likely Flavor. At almost 11 weeks old, Élodie is getting absolutely ginormous. She's already about twice the size of when she was born. Of course with a bigger baby comes bigger productions*. And I don't mean shows on Broadway. Melanie's find on Monday was the biggest yet. If only she was prospecting for gold and not baby butt droppings! I don't think it being chunky makes it any more appetizing.
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Ingesta & Excreta: Where Quantity Is Quality
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What goes in, must come out. Mostly green. And often smelly. Thursday, January 20, 2011. Where Quantity Is Quality. While I was sadly back at work, Elodie had three poops in a day! That hasn't happened since she was two weeks old and pushing out pea soup every feeding. Two of those poops were described by Melanie as "giant poops of doom" which are always everybody's favorites. She's definitely setting new records in poop volume. Posted by Shawn LeBlanc. Letters To Elodie, my newborn daughter.
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Ingesta & Excreta: Letters From The Homefront
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What goes in, must come out. Mostly green. And often smelly. Sunday, January 23, 2011. Letters From The Homefront. When I was away at work this week, I got some news from home. Melanie was in the office while Élodie was in her crib. She heard Élodie sneeze but didn't think too much about it. Later on, when Élodie was awake and calling for attention, Melanie went over to check on her and found a big ball of snot stuck to the baby's hair. Was it the same one? Was the snot a stalker? Posted by Shawn LeBlanc.
