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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: April 2008

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Sunday, 20 April 2008. I'm Happy with Being Left on the Shelf. There's bags of Room and it's Bloody Peaceful! Did you know the word 'Spinster', comes from the 18th century? Unmarried women who had nowhere else to go, were sent to spin houses a type of workhouse - to spin yarn. As a result they were called Spinsters and, eventually this came to be the term used for unmarried women. I've raised my son alone, been hard but I've done it. With no contact for the last 12 years from ex Mr not so wonderful, ...

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The Cynical View: I'm back... it's been a while

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A cynical view on life, the universe and everything. What is The Cynical View? Thursday, 10 May 2007. I'm back. it's been a while. Well it's been a while hasn't it? Sorry that I haven't updated this in many months, it just fell by the way side after barely starting for some reason. I'll try my best to keep on top of my rants from now on. I've had alot of pent up anger and frustration these last few months and this is as good a way as any to let them out. No, he wont. In the recent Scottish Parliment and ...

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: I'm Happy with Being Left on the Shelf. There's bags of Room and it's Bloody Peaceful!

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Sunday, 20 April 2008. I'm Happy with Being Left on the Shelf. There's bags of Room and it's Bloody Peaceful! Did you know the word 'Spinster', comes from the 18th century? Unmarried women who had nowhere else to go, were sent to spin houses a type of workhouse - to spin yarn. As a result they were called Spinsters and, eventually this came to be the term used for unmarried women. I've raised my son alone, been hard but I've done it. With no contact for the last 12 years from ex Mr not so wonderful, ...

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: The Only Way Is Up!

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Wednesday, 23 January 2008. The Only Way Is Up! Since it's been ages since I last posted, thought I would update you all on what I have been doing. Not that you have been waiting with bated breath I'm sure. Anyway since I've started my English GCSE course back in September I have now decided to go to University. This image I have of me in a cap and gown keeps coming to mind, so really I just have to go for it and follow my dream. At Wednesday, January 23, 2008. Humour,funny,cornwall,camping,life education.

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: May 2008

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Monday, 19 May 2008. Do I Look Like A Cashpoint? Got any spare change? Do I look like a fucking cashpoint? I answered, annoyed that he'd interupted our laughathon. Oh', he said, looking surprised, Sorry'. If he's really hungry', he said, 'Then why cant he sell his phone? Alex learnt a good lesson that day, I was glad I was with him at the time. Being young he may have fallen for the sob story this man would of no doubt spun. Such is life! At Monday, May 19, 2008. Links to this post. My Current Mood Is:.

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: January 2008

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Wednesday, 23 January 2008. The Only Way Is Up! Since it's been ages since I last posted, thought I would update you all on what I have been doing. Not that you have been waiting with bated breath I'm sure. Anyway since I've started my English GCSE course back in September I have now decided to go to University. This image I have of me in a cap and gown keeps coming to mind, so really I just have to go for it and follow my dream. At Wednesday, January 23, 2008. Links to this post. Was a quiet, shy and re...

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: March 2008

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Thursday, 20 March 2008. Whatever country you live in we will always have these problems, shame really but that is life. People are blinkered to it, too ignorant to learn. At Thursday, March 20, 2008. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A British Sense of Humour. Hampshire, United Kingdom. Was a quiet, shy and retiring member of the class until now. Since deciding to become a writer her long journey to acheive this dream has transformed her personality, now no one can shut her up. Lord, I am ...

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: The British Way Of Queuing!

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Thursday, 27 December 2007. The British Way Of Queuing! Yes, it's the Sales again. As if our credit cards haven't been crippled enough, off we trot to the shops happily getting into more debt. Why? Because tomorow is another day and there's bargains to be had. Aint I big enough to see mate? I was here first'. (followed by a loud tut! I must have apologised to three or four people whilst stood in this queue, what for? All I did was stand there, bumping into people accidently and we all say sorry bloody st...

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: February 2008

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Monday, 18 February 2008. Poetry In A Motion. I've never tried to write Poetry in my life, bloody shows too. My attempt at this has only bought heartache and an over indulgence of chocolate. All these words are whizzing round my brain unable to get out. Strange how the F word manages to find its way. At Monday, February 18, 2008. Links to this post. Humour,funny,cornwall,camping,life Poetry. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A British Sense of Humour. Hampshire, United Kingdom. View my complete profile. Lord, ...

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The Satirical Muvver speaks out!: October 2007

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Tuesday, 30 October 2007. As much as our dog Ollie hates the postman and anyone else who dares to deliver to our house, recently he's taken a great interest in world events. So we decided to let him read the paper first. At Tuesday, October 30, 2007. Links to this post. Friday, 26 October 2007. Just a Haircut please.not the life story. Micki the trainee stylist and as effeminate as Julian Clary on a bad day thinks he's in with a chance, do me a favour mate, fuck off my brother has taste desparate he aint.