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Chap Sticks: Why bother?
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Monday, July 04, 2011. I mean it's not as if I blog regularly anymore. We have, afterall, smashed the filthy socialists and will soon be on our way to the glorious sunlit uplands. Thought it would be worth spouting daily news-inspired bollocks here for a change. Right I'm off to spunk my money up the wall on expensive London dinn...
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Chap Sticks: July 2010
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Friday, July 09, 2010. Tarka and the Bilge. Warning. This is a bit nasty. At all. Not just wipeage, but jobbies as well. On her arrival I presented her with dutifully labelled freezer bags and six squares of Mr Andrex's shiniest and said there you go dear - this is your very own personal collection for the week. A plan was hatched.
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Chap Sticks: June 2010
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Wednesday, June 09, 2010. Indian Vibes 1: Luke warm in Ooty. It all seemed like. A good idea at the time. Skinful of Ale, sit through. There are many tales of this trip - all quality blog fodder so I am shall reminisce of them from time to time to share with my readers - and I hope both find it entertaining. The South of the Sub-...
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Chap Sticks: More Uncle Chap
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Friday, May 16, 2008. Dear Uncle Chap,. I have increasing begun to notice that some of my circle have not been able to find new jobs (after redundancy). The credit crunch has rendered others unable to re-mortgage and are presently selling their properties. Dear Anon (I know who you are AND where you live.). Dear Uncle chap, i fin...
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Chap Sticks: Petroleum Spirit
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Thursday, July 08, 2010. It will please old readers to know that I am the owner of a new chapmobile. Well - new compared to the old Alvis. It is actually coming up on her third birthday and her first with me. It is NOT green. Oh No. A throbbing 3.2 litre hippy thrashing V6 petrol guzzling non-green car. View my complete profile.
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Chap Sticks: March 2008
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Friday, March 28, 2008. I often get asked for chappist. Advice onto the ways of life. How can I be a better chap? If I am to behave like a true chap - how should I deal with the vagaries that life hurls at one's miserable existence? Series - I shall answer the questions as well as I can. Dear Uncle Chap,. To reflect your dashing ...
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Chap Sticks: Tarka and the Bilge
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Friday, July 09, 2010. Tarka and the Bilge. Warning. This is a bit nasty. At all. Not just wipeage, but jobbies as well. On her arrival I presented her with dutifully labelled freezer bags and six squares of Mr Andrex's shiniest and said there you go dear - this is your very own personal collection for the week. A plan was hatched.
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Chap Sticks: January 2008
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Wednesday, January 30, 2008. Are just around the corner. Links to this post. Verb: to remove one's self from the civilising influence of a woman, normally when she is away for a short period. EG: Leaving your gentleman's literature out, or eating of curry out of the carton whilst wearing only your pants. That's a hard call. Munif...
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Chap Sticks: The Life Aquatic 1
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Thursday, July 08, 2010. The Life Aquatic 1. A busy Greek Supermarket, yesterday. Not the usual scumsail flotilla life for us in the Aegean, either. Rampant individualism oft flying in the face of folk wisdom or marine training calls the day. Previous Miss chaps have tended to guzzle fresh water – but they have neglected se...
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Chap Sticks: May 2008
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Crap uncurrent pilot, occaisional yachtsman, driver of a gas guzzler, Northern Exile, Idler, International drunkard and traveller and furiously henpecked by The Dere Northerner. Friday, May 30, 2008. Claiming her 'find love, your money back' from Match.com. Some of you know that a while a go Chap went 'net dating. It was pretty paltry clench, if you ask me. One recalls that the vapidity of the things the 'gels 'put of there. Is it the medium, one wonders? Or those driven to use it? Or I would cry. I have...