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locked in the fridge: 12.09.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Friday, September 17, 2004. I am 1/8th Danish. It stands to reason then that 1/8th of me - my left leg below the knee, or so - was shocked by the news that prince Joachim and princess Alexandra. Are getting a divorce. Zzzz. Wait, what was I saying? Oh right, so they are getting a divorce and guess who gets custody of the kids? That's right, the Queen of course, or, as Alex might say the Queen in-law. How weird would that be? I often, believe...
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locked in the fridge: 15.08.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Saturday, August 21, 2004. All I can say is that there were mimes. I finally went to buy TP and as I got to the grocery store, there were mimes blocking the entrance. I was so terrified, I had to forgo any thoughts of a diet and by a huge bag of liquorice to calm myself down. The thought of a truckload of mimes driving through the US, creating silent mayhem, pretending to hit invisible walls-. Posted by disinterpreter at 6:13 PM. I should le...
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locked in the fridge: 17.10.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Monday, October 18, 2004. Whether the Weather is Normal. Compliments and Complaints, good morning. How may I direct your call? Um, I don't know, uh, the weather is just really weird. One moment, please hold. Curses and Miracles. This is Vanessa speaking, how may I help you? Oh I don't know if this is the right department. What seems to be the problem, Miss? I'm not single. I simply refuse to be define by my marital status. While I am at it.
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locked in the fridge: 10.10.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Thursday, October 14, 2004. Facts by the Pound. Being in Iceland means presidential debates are shown at 1 AM. Then add my thinking about presidential debate for a couple of hours and the result is; Not enough sleep. Enter previously mentioned sneezing and hollow feeling. Kerry did well, there were a few nails he could have hammered in better, such as giving the date for Bush's saying that he wasn't all that worried about Bin Laden. There wa...
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locked in the fridge: 19.09.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Saturday, September 25, 2004. There, but for the Grace of -Insert Divinity of Choice- Go I. What does one do when faced with ungrateful people? I don't mean ungrateful in the sense that they didn't thank me for dinner or for the fabulous gift I gave them. I mean ungrateful in general. Healthy people who have been given every opportunity to succeed, love, create, exist peacefully and yet they feel that life dealt them sucky cards. These are t...
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locked in the fridge: 22.08.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Friday, August 27, 2004. The following takes place in a British accent:. Don't you think you have died and gone to heaven? Yes, it's marvelous, isn't it. That Johnstone girl, is she of mixed race? Oh, are you not supposed to say mixed race any more? Well then what are you supposed to say? Um (long pause) Well, I don't think you're supposed to say anything, really. Posted by disinterpreter at 1:44 PM. Thursday, August 26, 2004. Anyway, I was ...
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locked in the fridge: 26.09.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Friday, October 01, 2004. Scheduled for tomorrow at 1300 GMT ( 1). And all is well. Especially after the Presidential Debate. Last night. The Husband stayed up to watch it, I read the transcript this morning. Kerry did better than I expected him to, managing to keep composed and gracious, whilst Dubya went on and on about hatred, evil and folks. Moving obviously means blog silence. Posted by disinterpreter at 3:22 PM. I say blessed with a di...
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locked in the fridge: 03.10.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Saturday, October 09, 2004. Where are the other ones. Is there a club I don't know about? What does it take to join? G W "Bulges" Bush. Had some choice moments in last night's debate, like when he attacked moderator Charles Gibson of all people, demanding that he be given speaking time when it was clearly not his turn. The rumors on the "Internets" is that he is being fed his lines by Karl Rove. I am a very lucky gal. We ache. A lot. Yelled ...
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locked in the fridge: 29.08.04
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Locked in the fridge. Being a foreigner in your native country. Friday, September 03, 2004. I am Always Right. I am fabulous, beautiful, smart and most of all, always right. Just ask my husband. He can verify that no matter what, I am always right. It is really a great skill and I don't use it sparingly. Why should I? God, or whomever bestows us with the skills that we are given at birth, gave me this one. Yeah, so what if you have spotted bad grammar and typos? I am still right. That is why the UN has t...
