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School is Stupid, Part 1,000,000,000 | Transvestite Rabbit
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Not what you expected. School is Stupid, Part 1,000,000,000. My newly radicalized child has been at it again, subverting the authorities and sticking it to the man. The subject of her activism this time: the National Day of Silence, which happened last week. Http:/ www.dayofsilence.org/. Little Bit did that last year. This year, radical girl skipped the whole procedure (clearly instituted to create a barrier to participation) and simply printed the logo from the website and made her own badge. (T...Subst...
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Bruce Jenner is a Better Woman than You | Transvestite Rabbit
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Not what you expected. Bruce Jenner is a Better Woman than You. Bruce Jenner is a better woman than you. After all, if a 60-something year-old grandfather can look like a supermodel on the cover of Vanity Fair, wtf is your problem? Well, actually, for several specific intents and purposes, all of them having to do with drawing the spotlight, selling your new reality TV show, and boosting the inexplicable fame of your equally self-absorbed, limelight seeking family members. The expectation that I will use...
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Dating, Part III | Transvestite Rabbit
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Not what you expected. Dating, Part III. Remember that drunken New Year’s Eve party, where I met the Wise Old Party Dude. WOPD) who told me that 4.5 months is the ideal end-point for any post-divorce dalliance? Because the weight of your collective traumas will always crush the life out of any relationship, you should high-tail it out before you start gasping. That’s what he told me. WOPD was full of shit. DL 1: You and all of your potential dates are marital virgins no knots have been tied. Should you b...
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Kids Do the Darndest Things | Transvestite Rabbit
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Not what you expected. Kids Do the Darndest Things. Barring tragedy, one thing all kids do, whether you like it or not, whether you are watching or not, is grow up. They do that. One day you are swearing at your husband and the nurses and your irreverent hyperactive ob/gyn while trying like hell to get that baby born, and then you blink and she’s 18. I swear this is true. No, I don’t think so.) My path was paved, straight, and lined with trees and sunflowers. Tigger took those brave ponies up a w...My pr...
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Tune In, Turn On, Opt the F*ck Out | Transvestite Rabbit
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Not what you expected. Tune In, Turn On, Opt the F*ck Out. Ok…I changed the names, but otherwise, this is the letter that my 8th grader will be handing to the principal today. Several of her revolutionary pals will be doing the same, and they plan to march into the office together. Peaceful protest in action! Dear Middle School Principal,. I asked LB to give me a list of her objections. She provided fourteen, which are as follows, exactly as she wrote them:. The testing is not fair to schools that are al...
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Opting Out: The Intermath | Transvestite Rabbit
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Not what you expected. Opting Out: The Intermath. And so it came to pass that Little Bit refused to participate in the morally and educationally bankrupt practice of standardized testing. Because said testing goes on and on and on and still isn’t finished, LB has spent a fair amount of time in the last few weeks in opt-out class. This is the room where the opt-outers get sent to engage in alternative activities while their peers suffer through the Pearson Revenue Enhancement Exercise. Grade remains and s...
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Not what you expected. Size Me Down, Baby. Divorce cut the quantity of stuff in the house dramatically. Then both teens substantially cleared their rooms of the vast collection of outgrown everything. I began a campaign of removal, taking long-unused items to the Goodwill or the dump or giving attractive items away to my neighbors via the Buy Nothing movement. A variety of stuff I’ve not yet parted with: the stacks of containers that used to contain other stuff and are now empty. What if I need them?
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Transvestite Rabbit | Not what you expected | Page 2
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Not what you expected. Kids Do the Darndest Things. Barring tragedy, one thing all kids do, whether you like it or not, whether you are watching or not, is grow up. They do that. One day you are swearing at your husband and the nurses and your irreverent hyperactive ob/gyn while trying like hell to get that baby born, and then you blink and she’s 18. I swear this is true. No, I don’t think so.) My path was paved, straight, and lined with trees and sunflowers. Tigger took those brave ponies up a w...My pr...
