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Captain Moonlight: Knock knock
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Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow". Sunday 14 October 2007. There must be dozens of these jokes by now. It doesn't make you feel very good to know them all, let alone to find most of them funny. What's Mrs Pavarotti getting for Christmas? I'll get me coat. 17 October 2007 at 10:34. Man Pasand Shadi Rohani Wazifa Taweezat Black magic. The Istikhara is an Islamic tradition which is strongly rooted in our culture of Iran, India and Pakistan. Amil Bangali Baba. 13 November 2015 at 10:17.
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bertie's 3rd nipple: November 2007
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Saturday 24 November 2007. Time to move on. Ok the new site is up and I've changed my name by deed pole. The finishing touches are nearly done and the first couple of posts are up. So without further ado let me please introduce to you, despite what Blackadder said there is no-one madder than, Mad JackMcMad. B3n is dead, Long Live Jack! Links to this post. Tuesday 13 November 2007. Apologies and New Details. How are yiz all? I will update this site with the new link when I'm ready to launch so until then,...
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bertie's 3rd nipple: Granny
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Friday 7 September 2007. I've blogged before about how I ended up buying the house that my paternal Grandmother was born in without knowing it, (those of you who haven't read about it can do so here. So it's probably about time I blogged a bit about her, my Grandmother. The respect that was afforded to my Grandmother at Podger's funeral by people such as the Dubliners and Paddy Cole was astounding and it was as I was helping her into the funeral car and Joe Dolan came over to help me with her that I real...
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bertie's 3rd nipple: Curiosity Killed the Cat?
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Monday 3 September 2007. Curiosity Killed the Cat? Not this time, it was a mad Australian woman! The aptly named Kat Kessing (honest to Jaysus, you couldn't make this stuff up), a childrens author from near Alice Springs (beware of what you let your kids read folks) has been roaming the Outback catching, killing, cooking and eating feral cats and has now produced a recipe book stuffed full of moggy masterpieces. For anyone interested in experimenting, her recipe for a Stewed Cat-erole is:. Superfluous an...
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bertie's 3rd nipple: Family ties
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Monday 9 July 2007. I'm not one for believing in fate or destiny or anything like that, but the following story really challenges that belief. It's a completely true story except I have changed a couple of details, like the address, as I don't want any Internet freaks calling to my door. Each time someone new visits the house they get this story, so it's about time I published it. After a couple of minutes the conversation went thus:. My Ma: What are you doing in town? My Ma: What Number? My Great Grandm...
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The Great Wee Azoo: Bad Art - Kieran Doherty Wall
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Saturday, July 21, 2007. Bad Art - Kieran Doherty Wall. Oh, my eyes! Just look at this thing I discovered on a gable wall in West Belfast. It's not exactly a mural but a painting on boards, which have been joined together and framed. The subject of this art atrocity is republican hunger striker, Kieran Doherty, who died in 1981 after 73 days without food. I've no idea who the 'artist' of this piece is, but he or she should be stopped from inflicting such art crimes on the general public. Lou Reed's Berli...
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The Great Wee Azoo: Moron Moments - Corn Market Upgrade
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008. Moron Moments - Corn Market Upgrade. The modernisation work on Belfast city centre's tired pavements is well underway. In the main, the results are impressive. Yet, I'm surprised that no one thought to relocate the electricity box that stood beside the old bandstand in Corn Market. Now that the bandstand is gone, the electricity box stands alone and incongrous in the middle of Corn Market, at the approach to the new Victoria Centre. The Great Wee Azoo. The Great Wee Azoo.
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The Great Wee Azoo: Enormous Turnip Awards - Chronicles of Long Kesh
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Saturday, January 31, 2009. Enormous Turnip Awards - Chronicles of Long Kesh. Martin Lynch's Chronicles of Long Kesh,. Which finishes its debut run at Belfast's Waterfront Hall this evening, should perhaps have been subtitled Carry On Up The Kesh,. Such was its jokey tone and lack of any intellectual or political depth. I'd never seen a Lynch play before, so I had nothing to measure it against, although it was hard not to be reminded of Steve McQueen's 2008 film, Hunger. As we got a singsong and a roll-c...
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The Great Wee Azoo: Advertising Standards Authority vs Free Presbyterian Church
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Saturday, November 22, 2008. Advertising Standards Authority vs Free Presbyterian Church. The Advertising Standards Authority has this week ruled that The Belfast News Letter was in breach of The Committee of Advertising Practice Code Clause 5.1. In publishing a full-page advertisement from Sandown Free Presbyterian Church. Seven people complained to the ASA, who initially recommended that the complaints should not be upheld, although noted that a final decision would be taken by its Council. Commenting ...
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The Great Wee Azoo: Moron Moments - Lord Maginnis
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Moron Moments - Lord Maginnis. Since the Police Ombudsman's unmasking of the RUC as a corrupt entity, unionist opinion has been muted or steeped in denial. Over the last few days, Lord Maginnis has provided the loudest voice of opposition to Nuala O'Loan's investigation. On another occasion, after witnesses noted the killer of Gary Convie and Eamon Fox had a goatee beard, Special Branch officers allowed Informer One to shave off his goatee while in police custody. Confronted ...
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