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Just 4 Fun - Francais: June 2008

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Just 4 Fun - Francais. Friday, June 6, 2008. Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Boy: As old as me.

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"Impossible says i am possible": MOSAM SHABAB KA

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Impossible says i am possible". Saturday, September 13, 2008. MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA.MENDAK TALAAB KA. Lady: Muje Talak chahiyeSARPANCH: Magar vo to kabadi champion haiLADY: Yehi problem hai khel k jaisa rat ko bhi sirf chhukar chala jata hai. Sustipur se Fresh Nagar tak jane wali Morning xpress bathroom no.1 par khadi hai,SWEET yatrign se anurodh hai ki Kripya apne din ki shuruwat nahakar karen.

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"Impossible says i am possible": Suicide

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Impossible says i am possible". Tuesday, September 23, 2008. 2 Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de! Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job? Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls: Do not play with street dogs, You may get rabies. And Do not play with smart boys, You may get babies. ;-). Come here, take of ur pants and knickerz, get on the top of me.Enjoy until u get statisfied. Lovingly urs- - -, " I- - - TOILET".

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May 2009 | Best Jokes All Time

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Best Jokes All Time. An Exclusive collection of Best Jokes, Sardarji Jokes, blonde jokes, Hot and spicy Jokes, Amazing Jokes,Santa banta jokes and Many More. Join fan club Free. ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE - 5 SMS. Saturday, May 30, 2009. Night is longer than day for those who DREAM. Day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wen it rains all d birds fly 4Shelter. Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain By Flying Above d Cloud. Problem is common 2 all Bt ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE. A mechanical ...

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Health, Technology and Sports Journal

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Health, Technology and Sports Journal. Health, Technology and Sports Journal is bought exclusively to you from around the world. Subscribe to our feed to keeps you updated. Thursday, June 12, 2008. Click here to join this group. Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls:. Do not play with street dogs,. You may get rabies. And Do not play with smart boys,. You may get babies. ;-). Come here, take of ur pants and knickerz, get on the top of me. Enjoy until u get statisfied. Lovingly urs- - -, ". GM may add c...

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Health, Technology and Sports Journal

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Health, Technology and Sports Journal. Health, Technology and Sports Journal is bought exclusively to you from around the world. Subscribe to our feed to keeps you updated. Sunday, June 15, 2008. Attending a wedding for the first time,. A little girl whispered to her mother,. Why is the bride dressed in white? Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.". Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment,then said,. Fords Mark...

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Health, Technology and Sports Journal: June 2008

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Health, Technology and Sports Journal. Health, Technology and Sports Journal is bought exclusively to you from around the world. Subscribe to our feed to keeps you updated. Sunday, June 15, 2008. This is what we hear from most of. 2Scoring Against weaker Oppostions. 3Failing in pressure situation. Little Info about this. Well Records are meant to be broken and if Sachin is breaking them critics[haters more rightly] can't digest them. Tendulkar- 194 runs in multan with a strike rate of around 54. There ar...

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Thought of the Day

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Thought of the Day. Thought of the Day. Thought of the Day. Million friends is not an art,. But the real art is to make a friend who will stand with u when millions are against u. Powered by Class Creator.

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"Impossible says i am possible": Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar

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Impossible says i am possible". Wednesday, September 17, 2008. Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar. Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karoIs aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karoRoz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aansoItna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo. Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…. Jab hum akele hote hain .Sab kitne begane se ho jate hainJo apne nahin the woh bhiAsaani se ansu de.

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"Impossible says i am possible": Sitam karo ya na karo

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Impossible says i am possible". Wednesday, September 17, 2008. Sitam karo ya na karo. Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte, virano mein phool kabhi khila nahi karte, magar itna yaad rakhana hamesha ke hum jaise dost bar-bar mila nahi karte. Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. There was an error in this gadget.