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Making the world safe for shallow. Crouching Tacky, Hidden Desperation. Friday, February 25, 2005. Good heavens. Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce Knowles, and David Beckham are starring in a martial arts-themed Pepsi commercial together. We in the trade call situations like this "the jackpot.". We here at Shiny Tacky People can only imagine the chaos that resulted on set when these three Titans of Tacky came together . . . Ms Y, Director, Advertising Department, Pepsi-Cola Corporation. Meanwhile, at the first sou...
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Making the world safe for shallow. Tacky Clause is watching you. Sunday, December 18, 2005. Tis the season to be shallow! We at Shiny Tacky People are pleased to bring you the third part in our ongoing series of Shiny Tacky letters to Santa. This Christmas please bring me. You've already got my bloody soul, what the hell else can you possibly wa . . . oh. Sorry, mate. Misread the name. This Christmas, please give me an EZ Bake Oven, a new bottle opener, and the last two years of my life back. 11:04 AM : :.
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Making the world safe for shallow. Wednesday, June 14, 2006. Well It's been almost 6 months since last we at Shiny Tacky People have brought you the latest in celebrity misdeeds. We can't tell you exactly why, but our absence involves Pete Doherty. A statement by Jenny Shimizu. And what it sounds like when doves cry. We have a lot to catch up on, including births, divorces, the most amazing transformation since water into wine (or, in this case, Ripple). And more Charlotte Church. The short one has final...
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Making the world safe for shallow. All Hail Queen Tacky. Sunday, September 18, 2005. Oh, what a week it has been, you guys. Britney and Kevin welcomed Baby Federline to the family compound, Fraudulent Kenny Chesney and wife Renee Zellweger. Split after four months of wedded bliss, Tori Spelling and her fake hair, boobs and nose are divorcing from her screenwriter husband. Gwyneth Paltrow hates America. Kate Moss was photographed using cocaine. Donald Trump is going to guest star on Days of Our Lives.
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Making the world safe for shallow. A Shiny Tacky Halloween Wish. Monday, October 31, 2005. Dear Devoted Readers of Shiny Tacky People Who Love Us and Who We Cruelly Hurt By Updating So Rarely:. Thank you for your continued support. Watch this space for regular (! Updates in the days to come. In a world where Dominic Monaghan is engaged to a human being. And not the troll he shares so much DNA with, we feel it's only fair to be there for you in a way that only tacky, obnoxious people can be. Tom Cruise an...
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Making the world safe for shallow. A Message From Tacky Reid. Sunday, May 22, 2005. So, like, the Shallow Girls have been, like, really busy with work and stuff and they haven't gotten around to telling you all the biggest news ever! I'm getting my own TV show! Okay, so it was totally hosted by some random skank with, like, really bad implants but I'm going to make it real classy like, you know? And also, you guys, guess what? I have a new boyfriend! Aren't we like sooooooo cute togheter? Check back here...
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Making the world safe for shallow. The week in tacky. Thursday, October 06, 2005. It's been a busy week here at the offices of Shiny Tacky People. In addition to the continued fallout from the Kenny Chesney/Renee Zellwegger split [A petition has been submitted to Webster's Dictionary to include "Peyton Manning" in their definition of "fraud," as the words appear to be synonymous. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher announced that they have married in a private ceremony. Is not, in fact, the wedding video.
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Making the world safe for shallow. For The Tacky Record. Tuesday, August 02, 2005. After much soul searching, we at Shiny Tacky People have decided to go on the record regarding the most decisive issue our country is currently facing today. We're not cowards; we don't want to come across as flip floppers, or girls who don't mean what they say. We are members of Team Aniston. As you might have heard, the former Mrs. Pitt broke her silence and gave an interview to Vanity Fair. And life after Friends. Yeah ...
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Making the world safe for shallow. The Sound of Tacky. Monday, June 27, 2005. In celebration of our 6 month anniversary of not being sued, we here at Shiny Tacky People would like to take this opportunity to commemorate a few of our favorite moments in tack of recent months. Shiny Tacky Favorite Things. To be sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" . . . more or less]. Angie and Brad Pitt behaving like strangers. Samuel L. Jackson away in a manger. P Diddy's acne acne can't outshine his bling. Tara Reid...
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Making the world safe for shallow. The MTV Tacky Awards. Friday, June 10, 2005. The MTV Movie Awards have long been a haven of tackiness. Where else can you find movie stars that aren't exactly real stars (all the real stars know to prerecord their acceptance speech so they won't have to be interviewed by Paris Hilton on the red carpet and have to sit next to, like, Jack Osbourne, ew) dressed in varying degrees of fug. Vying for awards like "Most Frightening Movie Moment". The pinnacle of the night's tac...
