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Monday, March 20, 2006. The Top Five Typos In The Karaoke Book At All Star Lanes In Eagle Rock, California. 5 "Goodbye Crule World". 4 "Smeels Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. 3 "There Go'es Another Love Song" by The Outlaws. 2 "Revolutation" by the Beatles. 1 "I'm Henry the IIIV, I Am" by Herman's Hermits. And yes, I really took the time to write them down. This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer. The Dilemma of the Mon...
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Thursday, August 28, 2003. MTV VMA's, IMHO: OMG. Don't get me wrong; I've spent many an afternoon on the delicious brink between giving myself a blowjob for the ages and a lifetime of spine-snapping paralysis staring at the carrot-on-a-stick that put me there. The VMA's are just my cup of tea. And even though the show's a predictably loud awards show spectacle, there were some genuinely surprising moments among the shout-outs, the thank-you-Jesus's, and the artfully executed lip-syncs:. Newlyweds" stars ...
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Friday, May 07, 2004. When The Golden Girls. Went Off For Good, I Hit On My Sicilian Grandmother. To stop watching series finales while abusing horse tranquilizers. I found this next to the oven when I woke up on the kitchen floor this morning. People write the craziest things when they're dealing with loss, don't they? I mean, did I just totally forget about. This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer. The Dilemma of th...
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Tuesday, May 04, 2004. INT MONICA AND CHANDLER'S APT. - NIGHT. Joey and Monica are making out furiously on the couch. Joey, I've wanted this for so long. Monica unbuttons her blouse. Joey is still kissing her and fumbling with his own shirt. Did you ever think that this is how we'd wind up? All of the talking, it's kind of killing the mood. I'm sorry, I tend to talk a lot when I'm all, you know, excited. It's OK. So does my sister. [beat] What? I walked in on her once! Just take off the blouse already!
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004. How You Might Explain The Olsen Twins To A Martian. OK, There Are. These two girls. And they're twins, and they look identical, but I think I once heard that technically they're not identical. Who understands how twins work, you know what I'm saying? When they were babies, they were on a sitcom called. Which starred Bob Saget and John Stamos. But they were playing one baby, not two, because of child labor laws. Oh, what's a sitcom? So anyway, when. It's more complicated than that...
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This blog is over- space for rent. Friday, June 11, 2004. Pistons choke LA w/ their glorious D. So much uzz it's sick. pistons were judge judy. Jury, and executioner last night and sentenced kobay. To 3 nights of painful. Kobe was limited to 1 field goal in the 1st half and 11 points total in the game. i was way off on the score (my prediction was d-town 9, rapers-7 in triple ot), but i got the outcome right. stones crush the lakers 88-68. ouch! Stizz before he tells YOUR city to bend over. Lame why is e...
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006. Yeah, But Can He Play Poker? Friends and I went downtown last weekend and caught part of a location shoot for Spider-Man 3. People are making such a big deal about the new costume. But why isn't anyone talking about the fact that they've replaced Tobey Maguire with a little person? I would've sent these to Defamer, but that guy's a real asshole.). This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer.
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Tuesday, June 03, 2008. Been a year since I've updated this thing? Since it's entirely possible another 12 months will pass before I bother to post something here, the least I can do is leave this stunning picture of a rainbow so that anyone unlucky to stumble upon this moribund web presence has something pretty to look at. Enjoy! This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer. If You Like Bunsen, Then You'll Love Bunsen.
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Friday, July 15, 2005. Christopher Walken's moving turn in. Please enjoy this splash of faux reportage from August of 2003. Somewhere, an egg timer jangled. Game on. Some say his eyes are dead. They are wrong. You can't know this until you sit across from him joined in competition. I did not look away. After a minute or so of uninterrupted staring, Walken made the first move. He raised a hand to his mouth and simulated fellatio, his tongue poking at the inside of a taut cheek as an invisible cock rea...
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Monday, May 17, 2004. Back In Action Dept. The nation's top adult movie maker has resumed production nearly a month after five performers were infected with HIV (news - web sites), shutting down much of the multibillion-dollar porn industry. Vivid Entertainment Group started filming again Saturday, said the company's production manager. VIVID ENTERTAINMENT GROUP RETURNS TO MEET ALL OF YOUR UPSCALE EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT NEEDS. Gonzo Triple Penetration Bareback Cowgirl Backdoor IV Addict Whores. The Classif...