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Becoming nocturnal | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. How you can’t trust the future you. Dog nipples →. November 28, 2011 · 7:20 pm. But the shitty thing about living in a city is that there are always people around, walking slowly and talking too loud and asking me for things like my precious alone time. Sometimes they even ring my buzzer, which is awful because have you ever heard the sound that buzzer makes? It goes straight the part of my brain that tells me my life is in danger, which makes it the same thing as pain. Growin...
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The point of deep thoughts | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Taking pictures and posting them on the internet →. December 21, 2011 · 3:55 pm. The point of deep thoughts. For example, lots of the stuff I thought about was a variation on stuff I’d read in. So it may not surprise you to learn that I haven’t actually read all 488 pages. When I think about. He probably made them through jokes about his kids, which makes sense, because kids have made points that Heidegger made in. Taking pictures and posting them on the internet →. Explaining...
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The secret society of people who are having more fun than you | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Being too fucked up to love. November 9, 2012 · 3:54 pm. The secret society of people who are having more fun than you. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been worried that everyone is having more fun than me. Partly, it’s true: right this moment, loads of people are having more and more intense fun than I could ever dream of. But partly it’s BS because everyone thinks everyone is having more fun than them, and we can’t all be having more fun. To invite to this sex party? My point i...
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June | 2011 | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Monthly Archives: June 2011. June 30, 2011 · 1:22 pm. No you may not bum a cigarette. Fewer people smoke now than ever, which means way more people bum cigarettes. No one buys packs of their own. They just get a whiff of tobacco and go, Hey! I want to smoke, too! Most of the time they offer to buy the cigarette, but they know I’m not going to accept their money. What’s the point? Stores don’t sell cigarette singles. If they did, the bummers wouldn’t have to bum. If you are a b...
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Dog nipples | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. The point of deep thoughts →. December 16, 2011 · 5:33 pm. The other day, a friend and I got to talking about bitches. He remarked on how much bitches like it when you touch their nipples. I thought about that for a while and it made me incredibly uncomfortable. The point of deep thoughts →. 3 responses to “. May 23, 2012 at 6:53 pm. You say all the kinds of things that I think about and it makes me happy. Just sayin’. May 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm. May 25, 2012 at 5:04 pm. Intervie...
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September | 2011 | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Monthly Archives: September 2011. September 19, 2011 · 1:12 pm. The right song for the way you feel. I have been feeling a certain way lately that I want to find the right song for. But I don’t know any songs that work for it. The only song that comes close is a Feist song. Feist is great but I can’t have my song be a Feist song. Someone reading this might say, Who cares if it’s a Feist song? Half the time, at least. Sometimes you just really like the song. I choose to believe...
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July | 2011 | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Monthly Archives: July 2011. July 29, 2011 · 1:44 pm. Lately I’ve been checking my lymph nodes a lot. I have a lot of stuff to do and I don’t want to get a cold. I am obsessed with not getting a cold. Every month I spend up to 50 dollars on snake oil products that are supposed to fight the sniffles. I do this even though I know that if Mama Sniffles wants ya, she’s gonna get ya. July 26, 2011 · 12:35 pm. That’s a shame, because can you imagine if we had found a ghost? Some peo...
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October | 2012 | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Monthly Archives: October 2012. October 12, 2012 · 1:29 am. Being too fucked up to love. I used to think about all the ways love had fucked me over. Nowadays, I think more about how I’m too fucked up to love. These thoughts are actually the same thought, and that thought is, I’m bored. Not much is going on in my personal life. I feel no passion for anyone around me. Sure would be nice to think about something other than work and food. Oh, and I’ve known passion! I’m glad I too...
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April | 2015 | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Monthly Archives: April 2015. April 20, 2015 · 7:17 am. This is my old blog. I haven’t written in it for a few years. La la la la la. Thank you for stopping by and here are a few things I have written since:. The Believer, “ Without You I’m Nothing. 8221; (July/Aug 2014). The New York Times Magazine, “ She Told Herself She Couldn’t Die Because She Had to Write His Story. 8221; (Aug 2013). Globe and Mail columns. Hazlitt, “ Vice: We’ve Been Had, and We Let It Happen.
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October | 2011 | Weekend at Bernie Taupin's
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Weekend at Bernie Taupin's. Monthly Archives: October 2011. October 31, 2011 · 12:55 pm. Having a pizza all to yourself. When the pizza came I got anxious, because I am extremely territorial about my food. Have you ever tried to share a meal with me? When everything stops, you are dead. But who wants to actually die? That’s why, when you order yourself a whole pizza, you should skip breakfast the next morning and do laundry instead. October 3, 2011 · 3:55 pm. I felt really great about myself this summer&...
