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Regards, Everyone:: Dear Labor Day,
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Dear Labor Day,. Even with your auspicious beginnings as a holiday to celebrate the strength of trade and labor organizations in the United States, you were eventually watered down to just "the last three-day weekend before the end of summer so we better get really fucking drunk.". But maybe you've forgotten how to party, Labor Day. After all, you are. One-hundred and twenty years old! Here a few reminders of what a modern Labor Day celebration is all about:. We're in...
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Regards, Everyone:: Dear Regards, Everyone,
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Dear Regards, Everyone,. Where the hell have you been? We were used to checking out the blog semi-regularly, reading some pseduo-humorous posts on the world around us, and then (sometimes) coming down with a case of the L-O-Ls. But you haven't posted since the 25th of November 2009. Did you have too much to eat during Thanksgiving? Did you get arrested. After driving a modified electric Barbie car? Did you turn into a drunk Scottish bear. Labels: Regards Everyone News.
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Regards, Everyone:: 2010-05-02
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Dear Lawrence Taylor,. Usually we tend to say, "Listen we get it." but, listen, we don't. We do get that you like young chicks. We get that you like to pay for sex. We get that you like to spare no expense at the Holiday Inn. But let's be honest here: Your pimp couldn't get you someone legal? We're shaking our heads here. We just don't get it. Then again, you forgot the first rule of buying sex: Never trust a pimp. Oh, wait, that's right. You're kind of a sick fuck.
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Regards, Everyone:: 2009-09-06
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Dear Beatles Fans,. But let's face it. We're all. We're going to go out there and buy those records and those box sets and watch the television specials and pretty much anything that says "Beatles" on it. It's Beatlemania all over again. And the box sets are selling like hot cakes too! Don't look now, Beatles Fans, but keep spending that hard-earned cash and you might see The Beatles kick-start this sluggish economy. (Wishful thinking). Be sure to buy the mono box set.
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Regards, Everyone:: 2009-05-24
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Dear Southern California,. It's days like these that make us love you. Drum circle and a sunset. [Venice, CA]. It's a bit chilly today but we're looking forward to more weekends like this. Thanks. NB Photo taken with my Canon PowerShot SD1100IS whilst riding my new bike! Dear Drunk Clown,. If we had to be grown adults in make-up and entertain bratty children, we'd probably drink a lot too:. Know what else is impressive? Your 0.252 Blood Alcohol Content. Other clowns d...
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Regards, Everyone:: Dear Reader
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Listen, there'll be posts when I want there to be posts. Keep watching this space for more! Send me your open letter at regardseveryone at gmail dot com. And if it gives me the case of the L-O-Ls and not volcanic ash in my throat, I'll publish it! For more "Laugh Out Louds," you can follow Regards, Everyone. And be sure to share this with your friends via e-mail, Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, Digg, Reddit, and whatever else the kids use these days. 2 May - 9 May.
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Regards, Everyone:: Dear Lawrence Taylor,
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Dear Lawrence Taylor,. Usually we tend to say, "Listen we get it." but, listen, we don't. We do get that you like young chicks. We get that you like to pay for sex. We get that you like to spare no expense at the Holiday Inn. But let's be honest here: Your pimp couldn't get you someone legal? We're shaking our heads here. We just don't get it. Then again, you forgot the first rule of buying sex: Never trust a pimp. Oh, wait, that's right. You're kind of a sick fuck.
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Regards, Everyone:: 2009-05-17
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It's Funny Because It Might Be True. Dear Oil Prices,. Oh boy. We see what you're doing there, asshole. Did you think that we'd be distracted by Obama and abortion. But as we gear up for the Memorial Day weekend, we see your prices creeping up! Retail gasoline prices inched up again overnight to a new national average of $2.311 for a gallon of regular unleaded, according to auto club AAA, Wright Express and Oil Price Information Service. You should probably help us out a bit and drop. Dear David Caruso,.
