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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: fatty and not funny guy
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Wednesday, November 12, 2008. Fatty and not funny guy. James - randomshitforkellytodelete says:. So after screaming at steflers mom about how awesome i am. the moment i hung up. no shit, literally seconds, this guy who was following me with his dog is like hey there, wheres downtown? James - randomshitforkellytodelete says:. And i was like.wtf? And i was like yea sure, cant be to hard to find drugs either. This is ...
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: where did the big word go
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Saturday, September 13, 2008. Where did the big word go. Twas the night before i barfed up some weird looking black stuff. I ralphed for the first time today since father's day. A new hangover no-barfing record for me. 6 beer a half mickey of rum a couple shots of moonshine and two mdma pills later. Stacy and i go for a walk. Stacy said the look on my face was priceless. The cute tiny one. Green shirt guy sounds po...
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: street angel house devil
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Monday, October 20, 2008. Street angel house devil. Totally forgot i had these pictures. From camping like, months ago. Drinkin in the girls' room. We played cards in the shit machine stalls. Whilst laughing drunkenly/maniacally at our cleverness/idiocracy , a woman walked in probably thinking something sinister was going on oh no sorry lady we're just you know, playing go fish. Posted by Kelly Alys.
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: i'm easy
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Tuesday, August 26, 2008. I'm gnawing at my gum like its going out of style. It is starting to make my jaw hurt. Rye and iced tea is gross. But i have no coke cola and booze is the only thing that numbs my headaches no lie i'm so serious i'm not just making up a reason to drink. Like i need a reason. Cheryl is out on a fancy dinner date at some point tonight. Plus i don't like horses. Posted by Kelly Alys. I over e...
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: supa fly drink drank drunk
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Thursday, August 14, 2008. Supa fly drink drank drunk. Ok first of all why do these damn websites keep fucking "updating" I hate all your new shit so stop fucking changing AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME I think they're all conspiring against me. I don't get what a black sun is but ok. I suppose I could Google it. I love alcohol way too much I was not happy and I had a drink and another drink and now I feel weird too happy.
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: virgin mobile
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Tuesday, September 2, 2008. I have gone nowhere and done nothing with my life. I am behind on everything. I'm a disappointment to my whole family. I'm also pretty sure they all hate me right now. I pissed them all off in a span of like, a week. Their heads are so far up their asses i can't. I just want to fucking sleep. Maybe be 12 years old again too. I painted a triptych and i actually like it. If Earth could say.
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: i have never been so embarrassed in my life
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Monday, October 13, 2008. I have never been so embarrassed in my life. God i'm so deep. Of a vehicle, told him i don't know what that is and something about car lingo i'm not up to date on blah blah kelly's a blonde bimbo basically. 30 minutes later i clue in. grand means thousand. Kelly as in DOLLARS. Not like pontiac grand. How can you tell i'm compensating for that fuck up with smrt people words? I liked it bett...
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: poo
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Tuesday, October 14, 2008. Ok so i'm sitting at the computer here going about my business, belting out a laura marling tune and my sister does her creepy sneak into the house silently thing. I'm embarrassed all over again. When you're maybe intoxicated and break out in song and dance in front of company, that's one thing but when you're just givin'er by yourself and then. Posted by Kelly Alys. If Earth could say.
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle!: 'cause you are gagging for it
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Oui Oui Mr. Carlisle! I really ought to just re-name this blog TheyCallMeAnALCOHOLIC- - -. Monday, August 25, 2008. Cause you are gagging for it. I decided i'm not going to be a fatty anymore. That's all i'm going to say about it. I won't be like 'blah blah blah i did this and this and that today and i lost 3 pounds oh and last week i lost 5 go me'. Cause that shit is fucking irritating. Although i did walk a lot yesterday. I stole a paintbrush from the dollar store yesterday. Quit fucking with my friend.
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