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Hawker's Pot: A Match Made in Heaven
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 4 September 2009. A Match Made in Heaven. That night in the crowded bar of Boyle’s Hotel was the first time they saw each other. Their faces lit up and they just knew. She was Phillumena Tinderwood, daughter of a prosperous, I mean, phosphorous merchant. He was Al Lumette, night club pianist and professional gambler. “Strike a light! 8221; Al demanded. “Spill! But Al’s old t...
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Hawker's Pot: Pathetic Epithets #1
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Tuesday, 16 June 2009. The King was expected at any moment. Lady M wrung her hands in despair. Where were the soldiers? In the flipping guardroom.) Where were the serving men? In the blimming wine cellar.) Come to that, where was her husband? On the blasted heath.). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Physical Stockists of Hawker's Pot cards. Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol. Jokes about Fairy...
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Hawker's Pot: Tread Softly
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 3 July 2015. Upcoming dates for Miserable Malcolm:. July I’ll be performing at the Hip Yak Poetry Shack at the Frome Festival. With Jonny Fluffypunk, Liv Torc and Beryl the Feral. It’s at the Archangel, 1 King Street, Frome, starts at 7.30pm and costs £8 to get in. Then on Saturday 11. SVA Events programme here. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol.
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Hawker's Pot: You Can’t Take It With You
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Saturday, 8 August 2015. You Can’t Take It With You. Obviously, in the above joke (as in the joke about The Ten Commandments. You can insert any virtue you like. Here are some suggestions:. A Belief in the After-Life. Miserable Malcolm is on holiday at the moment (he’s not enjoying it) but will be back in morose action at the Stroud Fringe. August as part of Good On Paper. Hawker's Pot is...
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Hawker's Pot: A brief history of Jokes (Part VI)
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 10 July 2009. A brief history of Jokes (Part VI). The year 1797 brought together two young men who had independently been struggling to develop a new kind of humour that befitted the extreme weather of the epoch. Their names were Wordsworth and Coleridge. One of their most successful creations was the extremely garrulous character, who it was impossible to get away from once he st...
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Hawker's Pot: Byzantine
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Wednesday, 10 June 2009. 8220;Yes,” replied the Archimandrite, sadly, “it’s an Occident waiting to happen.”. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Physical Stockists of Hawker's Pot cards. Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol. Bloom and Curll bookshop, Bristol. Blaze Studio, Bristol. Ginger Fig, Taunton. View my complete profile. All words and images. Bill Jones 2009-201 6. The Hawker's Pot Song.
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Hawker's Pot: The Smirking Ban
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 10 December 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Physical Stockists of Hawker's Pot cards. Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol. Bloom and Curll bookshop, Bristol. Blaze Studio, Bristol. Ginger Fig, Taunton. View my complete profile. All words and images. Bill Jones 2009-201 6. The Hawker's Pot Song. A Brief History of Jokes (Part II). A Match Made in Heaven. Crashaw's Diary (Part IX).
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Hawker's Pot: The Hawker's Pot Song
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Wednesday, 16 November 2011. The Hawker's Pot Song. It is the wintry time of year. The hawker’s pot is cold and bare. The hawker walks his doleful walk. He hawks his wares, but where’s his hawk? Things as they are, stay as they are. It is the wintry time of year. The wind blows through the wintry ranges. Trees just stand there. Nothing changes. The hawker walks the midnight track. The bad...
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Hawker's Pot: Romance, not dead, and Barnstaple Fringe
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Monday, 22 June 2015. Romance, not dead, and Barnstaple Fringe. And, if you’re in the area: Miserable Malcolm will be at the Barnstaple Fringe TheatreFest from Thursday through to Sunday this week. There’s more information here. He will be performing a concentrated 45 minutes of intimate misery at The Room at the Top in the Queen’s Theatre. Show times are: Thursday 25. Ginger Fig, Taunton.
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Hawker's Pot: Come In Please, Number 7
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Sunday, 15 February 2015. Come In Please, Number 7. Obviously this is only one of ten possible versions of the joke. I’ve naturally gone for the sex angle because. Regular readers will know) we like to go for the lowest common denominator in our humour at Hawker’s Pot. Please feel free to substitute coveting your neighbour’s animals etc. accordingly. Labels: Jokes about Moses. The Hawkers...
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