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No Pithy Phrase: Things I Shouldn't Share
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Things I Shouldn't Share. Utterly Unrelated Trivia Bits:. I'm in my late-30s. (No, you don't need to know EXACTLY where,. Old enough to fucking know better but do stupid shit anyway (and occasionally scare the hell out of myself when the not-teenager looks back at me in the mirror). Where the hell did those crows feet come from? I never swear. Unless I'm speaking. Or writing. Manners are fucking important. I believe in ghosts...
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No Pithy Phrase: "I rather like my lady bits - certainly enough so that I don't want to purposefully electrocute them."
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Tuesday, July 10, 2012. I rather like my lady bits - certainly enough so that I don't want to purposefully electrocute them.". Apparently some of those shoes/stuff/clothing "membership" sites (which are really just another way to fill your inbox with crap you'll rarely buy but are fabulous time-wasters at work) also hock discount "personal massagers.". Discount sex toys. DISCOUNT. 2) Why IS she being stalked by toys? I suppos...
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No Pithy Phrase: Why I'm NOT reading 50 Shades of Anything
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Thursday, June 28, 2012. Why I'm NOT reading 50 Shades of Anything. My mother-in-law recently asked me if I read 50 Shades of Grey. Nope, I sure didn't add a link to the book there and yup, it was on purpose). I could probably do a whole post jsust on inappropriate things my MIL has asked me over the years. Instead, let me explain why I refuse to read them. Is fan fiction based on Twilight. I did read all four Twilight. Third...
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No Pithy Phrase: Dear Houston: Put The Death Rays Away. I'm Visiting.
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Friday, July 24, 2015. Dear Houston: Put The Death Rays Away. I'm Visiting. If this is my last post due to melting under Texas heat, will someone please scrape what's left of the puddle into the ocean? I'm heading to the office in Houston for a week on Sunday.my app says the temp will be a balmy 100 (or, if I'm really lucky, 99). However, I will probably cause all sorts of trouble with a couple. Labels: not really sexy. Jeepe...
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No Pithy Phrase: I...There is NOTHING Appropriate To Say About This (NOT Miley Cyrus Related)
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Monday, August 26, 2013. IThere is NOTHING Appropriate To Say About This (NOT Miley Cyrus Related). I don't understand it, but I'm highly entertained. What the hell IS "Jess hair" and.just.WHY? 65279;I do not.know, but apparently multiple readers found my blog this way. In case anyone is wondering, there was no 1600. Labels: these are not the penises youre looking for. Tube full of AWESOME. Unload your brainpan, but please p...
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No Pithy Phrase: August 2015
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Tuesday, August 25, 2015. The Old Ones.or.Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed In Public. This should be filed under "yup, she's disturbed and thinks weird dark things" and you're welcome to ignore this post if horror isn't your gig. Or horror humor. Or really fucked up thought processes resulting in inappropriate innuendo. I got to thinking.humans are ever so full of ourselves as a species, even in horror. Cthulhu and the rest, existe...
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No Pithy Phrase: June 2015
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Friday, June 26, 2015. The Time Feminism Forces Me to Defend a.Palin. So today my Facebook feed and news outlets have two rivaling headlines. Let's set aside for a moment the pure nasty and gross behavior involved in smugly shaming a public figure for something that some consider a mistake (I say some because hello. Not everyone considers pregnancy a mistake in or out of a legally bound relationship). Let me also be clear tha...
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No Pithy Phrase: Updated: Feminism: No, Really
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Thursday, December 27, 2012. Updated: Feminism: No, Really. Fem·i·nism/ˈfɛm əˌnɪz əm/ [fem-uh-niz-uh m]. 1 the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men. 2 ( sometimes initial capital letter ) an organized movement for the attainment of such rights for women. Recently my friend Superbetsy. You judgemental, inexperienced, self-righteous IDIOT. All over the world, women are subje...
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No Pithy Phrase: Serendipity? This is not a real post.
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Is my freak flag upside down again? Things I Shouldn't Share. Where to Find Me. Friday, July 31, 2015. This is not a real post. Someone found my blog by searching " barfy foot massage. If you don't recall, I wrote once about exactly that here. Also, I checked when I was in Houston this week: it's still there. I still don't have the balls to walk in there: I'm not ashamed to say vomit smell makes me gag. I miss my girls in Houston, but I'm infernally happy to be home. Labels: I dont know how to label this.
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