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Idiot proof | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. August 17, 2010. March 2, 2007, 6:30am, middle of a snowstorm, suffering mild contractions but going to work anyway, pulled over in an empty grocery store parking lot, on my cell phone:. Me: There’s a light on in the car…. Hubs: what is it? Me: It looks like… a vagina. Me: Yeah, it looks like a vagina. Is the car trying to tell me I’m in labor? It’s a vagina light, stupid! 2 Responses to “Idiot proof”. October 28, 2010 at 12:07 pm. December 7, 2010 at 11:47 pm.
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Feelin Kinda Three Fifths | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Feelin Kinda Three Fifths. March 17, 2010. Well, here it is buddy, this is where the government keeps tabs on us. It’s our constitutional obligation as a people to be enumerated every ten years. It’s all Article 1 an’ sh…. Oops, that’s right, talking to a kid). Hubs (reading over the document):. You mean we can’t do this online? The Founding Fathers certainly didn’t INTEND to have us use some magical adding machine likely posessed by evil spirits. Are We There Yet?
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I love you kissing monster | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. I love you kissing monster. March 3, 2010. Three years ago right now I was pushing you out into the world. You’re welcome. Age 3 on 3/3, you lucky bastard! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Overheard in the Potty | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Overheard in the Potty. September 14, 2010. Shorty, sitting on the potty and talking to Daddy:. 8220;Boys have penises. And girls have…. 8230; girls have two butts.”. You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Stickiest of the Icky ».
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March | 2010 | Halfway Gourmet
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Archive for March, 2010. Http:/ jessicaclare.wordpress.com/. Mike on Chicken Tortilla Soup. On I love snacks. Keara on Slow cooker pulled pork. On Italian Stuffed Peppers. On The Omnivore’s Hundred. A Taste of Tina. Amber’s Delectable Delights. Busy Mom’s Cookbook. Elizabeth’s Cooking Experiments. Good Eats ‘n Sweet Treats. Mary Ellen’s Cooking Creations. My big fat mediterranean food blog. Sugar & Spice. Taste & See. The Pioneer Woman Cooks. The Way the Cookie Crumbles. Blog at WordPress.com.
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Stuffed pork chops | Halfway Gourmet
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LOVE stuffed pork chops, but the ones I find in the store always seem so blah and tough. I decided to try making them myself, and they were wonderful! I did brine the pork chops first, which really makes them moist and delicious. One note if you’ve never brined before: DO NOT SALT THE MEAT AFTER BRINING. You can add other seasonings if you want, but do NOT add salt. They will be WAY too salty. Trust me on this. Step away from the salt. 1/2 c brown sugar. 1/2 c kosher salt. 1 TBSP whole peppercorns. Remov...
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Fun family tradition: gift bag exchange | The tall and short of it.
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The tall and short of it. The stories, musings and hilarity of our daily lives. Fun family tradition: gift bag exchange. December 27, 2009. Contents included: a “Cheer” ornament, martini shaker or wine glass ornament, tea towel, snowflake cocktail napkins, snowflake drink stirs, and handmade wine charms. My favorite part of the bags might have been the tag. I used a Christmas martini stamp from Impression Obsession. And 4 bar scalloped ovals from Paper Source. This entry was posted in Crafy Crap. Enter y...
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Baby Stepping My Way: A Candid Moment
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Baby Stepping My Way. Tuesday, January 08, 2008. HAPPY 2008 (8 days too late)! I always get really excited for the coming of January 1. There is just something so magical about “NEW” that gives us hope that we truly can start all over again. Rings in a new year, so does it also ring in the chance for a new beginning, and I can tell you this year more than any other year before…I need a new beginning. I hurt people last year; people that have meant more to me than I ever thought possible. And so, for the ...
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Love First~Live Incidentally: Finally, Hallelujah!
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Love First Live Incidentally. I try to live my life based on Zelda Fitzgerald's quote. I think peanut butter and chocolate are the most heavenly combination. I hate being judged based on my age. I live in Steamboat Springs, CO. I love fruit! I have a real person job as an accountant. And most of all, I love my man :). Sunday, April 26, 2009. S-l-e-e-p. I finally got some sleep. And I only had to get up twice. Hallelujah! I actually couldn't believe my eyes when I woke up the last time; it was 10:50.
