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The Daily Honk: Maverick or Shorty...?
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Monday, February 22, 2010. I am getting ahead of myself. Let me back up. Like all of you, I have always wanted my very own pony. A pony that could give me rides whenever I wanted. A pony that would swish his beautiful tail and cover me in a blizzard of rainbow-colored sparkles. In short, a pony that make me the happiest goose in the world. Imagine, then, how my bill hit the floor when I saw - next to a bag of my own much-hated "waterfowl food" - a bag of pony food! My birthday is coming up! Me on the Ani...
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may I introduce you to Sam the Ram | Locks Park Farm
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Stories from a small organic farm in Devon. About me and my farm. May I introduce you to Sam the Ram. September 11, 2010 in a day in the life. Whiteface Dartmoor show and sale. Sam the Ram hogg. Early in the morning we arrive, Olly and I, at the vast sheep shed in Exeter market – it’s the day of the Whiteface Dartmoor Annual Show and Sale. How you been then? Long time, no see. Given up? Still got some hav’ee? Seen anything you like? Not a lot about this year’. He were just a nipper backalong weren’t he?
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The Daily Honk: Life of a 21st century celebrity
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Sunday, January 24, 2010. Life of a 21st century celebrity. As soon as I am done with my Christmas cards, I need to extend my brand. Like all other celebrities, I need a line. A line of what though? Something super high-end and dumb, preferably. With totally cool packaging. Damn you, Grey Goose vodka! I could have made an absolutely tasteless clear beverage out of "fine French wheat" (ha! And sold it for $30 a bottle! Dr Mayer thinks I should write children's books "to show children that going to the hos...
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The Daily Honk: Happy Birthday, Grandmère!!!
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Monday, February 22, 2010. Happy Birthday, Grandmère! Today is my Grandmère's birthday, and to celebrate I thought I'd post a delightful picture of her and I, which was taken last fall. Although it looks like she is struggling to hold me, I am actually as light as a feather, so she must have a pebble in her shoe! I love you,. Thank you for the birthday greeting, Boswell. I LOVE YOU TOO! PS You are light as a feather. I had two peebles in my shoe. I guess thats it, yes it was 2 peebles. Thank you for aski...
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The Daily Honk: November 2008
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Monday, November 24, 2008. Oh, that's a nice picture! Is that Dr. Mayer? Yes, that's Dr. Mayer and his wife, Dr. Janet. I need you to do a little Photoshop work on it. Sure No problem. What do you need? I was thinking a Christmas wreath around my neck. And can you put a reindeer outside the window, looking in? I guess. Do you mind if I ask what this is for? I don't know how geese do Christmas cards, but with humans, it is customary to use a picture of your own family! That's a great idea! Here's an item ...
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The Daily Honk: July 2008
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008. We need to talk. 160;Mmm. Can it wait? I'm a little busy right now. You're not busy. You're looking at geese on petfinder.com. So what's all this email I'm getting about you and Woglinde moving into the house? You know perfectly well that she doesn't want to live in the house. She likes it here in the barn. That's why I want to find her a replacement goose, so that she's not lonely when I. Move into the house! Look, you know she does not want a replacement goose. OK? A couple po...
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The Daily Honk: The Very Secret Life of Animals
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Friday, January 8, 2010. The Very Secret Life of Animals. The Starbucks on Chapel Street in New Haven. A man and a goose sit at a small table near the window. The goose sips a soy latte; the man, an espresso. Did I tell you about my television gig? Umm, which one? I was on that reporter chick's show! The hot reporter chick. I wonder if that's on her business card. Scrolling through iPhone address book):. What is her name! Oh here: Vicki Croke! I was on that show with you, man! You need to E-NUN-CI-ATE!
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Stories from a small organic farm in Devon. About me and my farm. You are currently browsing paula’s articles. May I introduce you to Sam the Ram. September 11, 2010 in a day in the life. Whiteface Dartmoor show and sale. Sam the Ram hogg. Early in the morning we arrive, Olly and I, at the vast sheep shed in Exeter market – it’s the day of the Whiteface Dartmoor Annual Show and Sale. How you been then? Long time, no see. Given up? Still got some hav’ee? Seen anything you like? Not a lot about this year’.