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SHÄDY ÄCRES: June 2006
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Friday, June 30, 2006. Pray for our souls. Posted by Mikkel at 14:13. Since we're both working there'll be no vacation for the SHÄDY ÄCRES staff this summer. That's why we're planning a little island getaway this weekend with a handful of friends and co-conspirators. We promise to return on sunday with a tan/more freckles and pictures from our boating expeditions. REMEMBER: If you're leaving for the summer, you don't have to change your subscription to this blögzine. The interknit will find you. This is ...
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: February 2006
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Monday, February 27, 2006. Title: History is my colouring book. Page 11 ripped out of history and artified (site specific). Bids start at 10000 Euroes. This one is red hot. Buy now. Remember, just because art is a whore doesn't mean she's cheap. Posted by Mikkel at 19:34. For 5 Euros I'll print this sucker out and send it to you. Posted by Sara at 18:43. Site specific propaganda poster from the 11th century. 3000 Euros. Bids accepted. Posted by Sara at 17:18. We're building an army of clones. Come see ou...
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: March 2006
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006. Stalling. Stalling. Need. More. Time. At 6000 hits, nothing much happens to this blog. But there are great things ahead. Posted by Mikkel at 18:15. Sunday, March 26, 2006. Meanwhile, back at the farm. Well, the operator promised we'd be back online in 3-5 weeks. Until then, we'll be staring into our new fireplace and eating waffles. Posted by Sara at 22:00. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. Posted by Mikkel at 06:17. Sunday, March 19, 2006. Posted by Mikkel at 06:53. Well, well. N...
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. There are two of us. One of us stays awake all night while the other sleeps. If something happens the first one is supposed to wake up the second, but nothing ever happens. This means that half the time I get paid to stay awake and the other half of the time I get paid to sleep. It confuses me, but it also enables me to buy things like food and umbrellas. I have made a graph that explains all this in greater detail. Posted by Mikkel at 02:04. Thursday, April 27, 2006. Lights fade ...
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. Ooh, I spotted a shaded area. Posted by Sara at 23:58. Time for a nap. Posted by Mikkel at 18:10. I got out of prison. The gate opened and right away I started running. I made it just in time for the bus that corresponded with the ferry to Lüleå. When I made it to the apartment I only had time to say hello, empty out my bag and pack another one, pick up my ticket, say goodbye. On the way to the airport it started snowing. Ah, the miracle of immaculate conscription. A senior ...
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: May 2006
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006. The Panty Goddesses of Minoan Crete. The head of the Minoan. Seems to have been an all-powerful. Deity who ruled everything in the universe. Her relationship to the world of creation was one of reciprocal sluttiness, a fundamentally different relation than the relationship of a mother goddess or a father god to the offspring. This is a difference which is almost impossible for a modern person to understand, but in. Moses, Monotheism and Panties. The Lady of the String. This godde...
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: September 2005
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Friday, September 30, 2005. I told a kid at work today that God is mostly a crock of shit. It wasn't particularly well-received. Come monday, we're going to give the Lego a miss and work on one of these instead. I like to think of it as a sort of controlled, collective traumatisation. And I happen to be good at it. My work is just never done. Posted by Sara at 21:01. A packet that can snacket. Posted by Mikkel at 12:53. Well, you can't have it. It's mine. Posted by Mikkel at 00:26. Posted by Sara at 22:56.
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: July 2006
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Monday, July 31, 2006. A tube containing two electrodes. At 9000 hits this. An online party planner and. Adding life and fun. Party, wedding or. Selecting one of hundreds of themes. Parties, weddings or corporate. Posted by Mikkel at 13:28. Organized sport is the scourge of Finnmärck. It is a chillingly effective tool of repression, superior to police, army and religion in its impact, superior to alcohol and drugs in its propagation and popularity. Posted by Mikkel at 12:13. This guy for president. Next ...
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: August 2005
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Sunday, August 28, 2005. We regret to inform all our readers that due to the weather here in Lüleå, our antenna has broken down, and we are left with a lot of beercans and not nearly enough string. Therefore, we have started to work on our brand new combined antenna and lunar space elevator. Suffice to say, this is going to be both time-consuming and totally avant-garde. We also regret having to inform you that we will probably not be transmitting for the duration of that time. Posted by Sara at 21:18.
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SHÄDY ÄCRES: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. He must be stopped. Posted by Sara at 20:21. Call of the wild. I have decided to become a Kväpödder. This is something I've given a lot of thought, lately. It has become painfully obvious to me that I'm not cut out for this urban sex bomb life. I have done everything to make myself interesting: I tried to be cool, I tried to be clever, I tried to be sexy - hell, I was even a Latvian. There for a while. I'm still covered in storfekjøtt. Posted by Mikkel at 12:34. To intelligent, ...
