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Vayichi : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. December 17, 2010. Before we get to this week’s dizzying Parsha let’s quickly chazer (review) last week’s emotionally charged parsha of Vayigash where we learned that Yoisef exposed himself (literally as well) to his brothers, reconciled and also had an emotional reunion with his tata Yankiff and they all lived happily after, at least for a while. It’s now seventeen years later and we’re ready to learn Parshas Vayichi. 29 When the ...
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Chizuk #5 – The Power of Community : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. Chizuk #5 The Power of Community. November 11, 2012. As we begin our new week almost two weeks since Sandy paid us an unwelcome visit, I can see a crack of light in the tunnel of murky. Deluge that enveloped us. More homes have had power restored, gasoline has begun to flow in more liberal quantities, the weather has gotten. Time, they will be resolved. Yes, the tide is turning (please excuse the metaphor). Means in a deeper sense&...
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Hoishana Rabba 2012 – Execution Delayed : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. Hoishana Rabba 2012 Execution Delayed. October 6, 2012. Lommer lernin epes (learn something) about this special day we call Hoishana Rabba. 1-Hoishana Rabbah is the seventh and last day of Sukkois. Is that emes? Not according to all, and soon, space permitting, we’ll check in on this machloikes (argument). 2- There is no mention of this day in the heylige Toirah. 5- It has its source in the traditions of the prophets. Exactly how t...
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Shemois : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. December 23, 2010. Nu- one sefer down, four to go until Simchas Toirah and we start again. Sefer Bereishis covered 2,000 years in 50 chapters. Sefer Shemois covers less than 200 years in 40 chapters. The majority of Sefer Shemois covers just a few years, the first 16 chapters deal with slavery and freedom, let’s begin. Baby Moshe’ song that you sang in nursery school; aroisgivorfeni gelt (money in the toilet), oy vey! Paroy feared ...
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Yitz Grossman Revealed : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. Headlines: Breaking News: Oisvorfer Ruv is really Yitz Grossman! Oisvorfer Ruv comes out of the Beis Hamedrish to reveal his true identity. Erev Pesach Las Vegas Nevada:. After much speculation, talk, Shabbis table discussion, rumor mongering and more, this morning the Oisvorfer Ruv (aka: ToirahRuv.com. Oy Dear Choshovo Talmidim and Readers:. Last week, one of the readers posted the following question:. Your site tells us that you ...
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Shaare Emunah, Sephardic Congregation of the Five Towns | About Us
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Congregation Shaare Emunah, The Sephardic Congregation of Five Towns, was established in 1997 by a group of Five Town residents who envisioned the need for an Orthodox Sephardic Synagogue in the Five Towns. Their vision led to the purchase of a property in Cedarhurst, New York and the formation of the first Orthodox Sephardic Synagogue. For holidays and upcoming events. Join our email list. To receive prayer times and notifications.
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Chaya Soro 2011 – First Shidduch : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. Chaya Soro 2011 First Shidduch. November 17, 2011. She was how old? What a difference a week makes. Just last shabbis, Avrohom Oveenu was 99 years old, childless and recovering from surgery. And wasn’t it just last week (17:17) when Avrohom uttered: Will there be born [a child] to one a hundred-years-old? Nu, no one’s perfect. Time won’t allow us to delve further into this sugya (topic), we have other topics to cover. In fa...He re...
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Yom Kippur 2012 – Of Money and Forgiveness : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. Yom Kippur 2012 Of Money and Forgiveness. September 24, 2012. Of Money and Forgiveness:. Though the Oisvorfer provided his many followers with a form of Mechila (forgiveness) Release in 2011, it’s back for 2012: hey, didn’t you piss off new people this past year? How many times have you bad mouthed your own mishpocho? Your own parents, in-laws, siblings, and avada an uncle or even your favorite Tanta (aunt)? 1) Sinner’s (your) Name:.
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Succois 2012 – The Succah Economy : The Oisvorfer Ruv
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Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv. Succois 2012 The Succah Economy. September 30, 2012. Nu, if that farshlpeta anti-Semitishe President of ours cannot stimulate the economy and provide jobs, zicher the coming Yom Tov of Succois can and does. We begin our Succois 2012 edition with the following shaylo (question): Which Yom Tov in our glorious calendar provides the economy with the greatest stimulus? And what is Succois and why do we taka celebrate this Yom Tov? Begin...
