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Kamikaze Kumquat: How to become a zombie

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Sunday, February 10, 2013. How to become a zombie. Become infected with some massive head/chest illness that makes you feel like you have been run over by a bulldozer. Wear only the rattiest pajamas you have because dammit they are your favorite, making you kind of look like you were run over by a bulldozer. Only have enough energy to wander around the house wrapped in a blanket groaning, "uuuuuuuuuugh.". Be sure to thank your S.O. for being so thoughtful. Url=http:/ www...

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Kamikaze Kumquat: Prices so low it's Krazy!

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Sunday, February 10, 2013. Prices so low it's Krazy! We all need them! They are an essential part of.well, something involving breathing! But, sometimes you get a faulty set that just don't run as well as they should, am I right? Good hard earned DNA put to waste! Are you one of those people who poke her sinuses wishing they would wake up and do their job? Well, look no more! Here is her testimonial:. Dude, I had to buy fucking stock in Kleenex.". Litter box, instruction...

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Kamikaze Kumquat: I can has a Tumblr

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Thursday, January 24, 2013. I can has a Tumblr. I really thought I was going to just shut this down and only use my new tumblr, but I'm going to try to keep both going. Tumblr, I thought, had a word count limit. I haven't seen that yet. If I find out it does not, then I might shift over that way since that's pretty much where everyone is. But, for my longer posts, I'll put them here. Kamikaze Kumquat via Tumblr. Where the hell does that saying come from anyway?

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Kamikaze Kumquat: Screw you, Zuckerberg!

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Wednesday, January 23, 2013. Screw you, Zuckerberg! But, it is, and now I realize why. Back when everyone I knew was jumping on the Facebook train, I was content to just wave at them as they bulleted off into social media hell. But, then I started getting news about friends, and even family, days sometimes weeks later and only when it was volunteered during real life social situations. This conversation became all too common:. What do you mean you don't know about that?

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Kamikaze Kumquat: The Truth about Depression/Anxiety/Insomnia/etc...

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Wednesday, January 30, 2013. The Truth about Depression/Anxiety/Insomnia/etc. I originally wrote this for Tumblr (1/29/13), but I wanted to make sure it was here as well.). And it reminded me of something. Every day that I get out of bed is a victory. Every day that I don't consider suicide is a triumph. Most people don't understand this. They don't understand how a chronically anxious, depressive mind can turn the simplest situations into a crippling scenari...And, of t...

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Kamikaze Kumquat: A thought on Love

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Saturday, February 16, 2013. A thought on Love. I know this now. And, yes, it's worth the risk of decimating pain. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Hyperbole and a Half. Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories. There is only one thing I could say that would describe my emotional, spiritual, and intellectual state right now: pudding. View my complete profile. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.

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Kamikaze Kumquat: Doin' Grandma proud!

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Sunday, February 17, 2013. Tonight, I attempted to channel my Cajun grandmother, and successfully produced a jambalaya that is so good I nearly took the whole pot to the neighbors and force fed them because, by the gods, it was too damn good for one household. Things I learned during this venture:. 1) Stick to what I know, which means screw recipes and measuring! Cajun cooking comes from a long established philosophy of "you can eat anyt'ing dat don' eat you first" and v...

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Kamikaze Kumquat: Oh, horror, how we love thee...

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Friday, January 25, 2013. Oh, horror, how we love thee. While searching for new blogs to follow on ye olde Tumblr, I glanced across a question asked of a blog, "Why do you like horror? I didn't think much of it at the time, but later while in the shower where life, the universe, and totally random shit are contemplated, I remembered that question and thought, "Why. Of course, there is also the thought I just. Why do we like horror. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Kamikaze Kumquat: Where the hell is my cane?

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You're reality isn't half as fun. Friday, January 25, 2013. Where the hell is my cane? Now, for the moment, I am thinking since it is so very much about the visuals and short blurbs, the longer posts will stay here. I'll be sure to link them there as well. This, of course, is subject to change as I get a grip on how it all works on Tumblr. If you have stumbled here from there, welcome. Please, forgive the double-posting. I'm not being lazy; just being too old for this new-fangled shit.