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Don't make me come over there. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. Boating Adventures in Prague. The other day, I took my life in my hands and operated a paddle boat. I'm being melodramatic, of course. Paddle boats are perfectly safe, as evidenced by the fact that they grant boating privileges to any random dweeb who enters Prague. Still, it's hard not to feel melodramatic, given the stone-faced way the boat guy read me the safety litany. It included items like this:. If you go past the buoys, you will die. I execu...

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Don't make me come over there. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. Boating Adventures in Prague. The other day, I took my life in my hands and operated a paddle boat. I'm being melodramatic, of course. Paddle boats are perfectly safe, as evidenced by the fact that they grant boating privileges to any random dweeb who enters Prague. Still, it's hard not to feel melodramatic, given the stone-faced way the boat guy read me the safety litany. It included items like this:. If you go past the buoys, you will die. I execu...

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The Snark Ascending: October 2013

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Don't make me come over there. Wednesday, October 23, 2013. Every so often, you may find yourself in a state of pure inner peace and contentment. This is unnatural to anyone who is not deeply disturbed or my cat. Fortunately, there is a remedy. I speak, of course, of a visit to my neighborhood post office. You too might do well to pay a visit if, like me, you find yourself out of sync. So here's a handy-dandy guide to the experience. You're welcome. Now it is your turn to approach the window. Genufle...

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The Snark Ascending: February 2013

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Don't make me come over there. Monday, February 11, 2013. Image via Middle Ages for Kids. As part of my ongoing effort to provide you, the public, with the latest hard-hitting world news, I want to draw your attention to two recent items. First, on Feb. 9, a man left his estate to two forgotten heartthrob actors from the '70s. Then, on Feb. 11, the pope resigned. Don't try to tell ME these are unconnected. When was the last time Jeff Conaway, from Taxi. This event was so troubling that - you guessed it -...

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The Snark Ascending: Crying Foul

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Don't make me come over there. Saturday, January 18, 2014. Lately I've been thinking about bad words. Like unwanted family members, they've become so much a part of the landscape that no one notices them anymore. For instance, I bet you didn't notice that even the friendly pre-recorded male voice on the New York City subway uses foul language ("Stand clear of the *@#! Ing closing doors, please"; "This is 176th @! Ing Street"). The barista at Starbucks says, "Would you like your #$% -ing receipt? This bot...

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The Snark Ascending: Children's Birthday Parties: The Case Against

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Don't make me come over there. Tuesday, July 1, 2014. Children's Birthday Parties: The Case Against. I have lately been present at an increasing number of parties. This has less to do with my social capital than my status as a puppeteer. Ask any puppeteer and you will learn that puppeteers do not often get invited to parties for social reasons. Spend extended time with any puppeteer and you will understand why. 1 They are for the younger set. 4 Increasingly, children are named things like "Brantleigh" an...

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The Snark Ascending: June 2014

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Don't make me come over there. Thursday, June 12, 2014. Most actors have a second job. This has been common practice since the days of Shakespeare, when your average actor was so cash-starved, he had to take a backup job as a codpiece. Still, I think we can agree acting is the best job. You get to wear wacky-ass outfits and you never have to do anything hard. For proof, consult the following chart, which does not lie:. EVER HAVE TO DO Yes No. A complete list of the things actors have to worry about:.

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Where inspiration goes to die. Skip to primary content. February 13, 2012. It’s possible that, for people with lives who don’t spend all weekend on the internet, they fired up their computers today and wondered what all the fuss was about. Why is everyone saying I Will Always Love You. Oh. Oh! Or, like about a year ago I went into a meeting and when I got back to my desk, Egypt had been liberated. Technology is really ruining the good story ideas. But is this revelation act 1 or act 3? You are commenting...

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Where inspiration goes to die. Skip to primary content. March 31, 2012. Shh boy. I think I hear fangirls coming. Hi, Writing Without Stamina, I’ve been cheating on you with Gosu. Lifestyle for the Civilized Nerds. Sorry about that. And now no more apologies, since I don’t want to be this guy. If it were up to me the next episode would be all about Song of Achilles by Madline Miller and how YES, omg, Mary Renault has been reincarnated! And then I watch the play counts diminish. This definition doesn&#8217...

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Flash Fiction Challenge | Writing Without Stamina

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Where inspiration goes to die. Skip to primary content. January 4, 2013. Sally arranged the razor, brush, and foam on her bedside table, basin and towel at the ready. Kitty came to wake her once the hour was up. “Hey, can I use your shave kit? I’ve a client I think might like it and I’m in search of some extra tips this month.”. 8220;Alright,” Sally said, still a bit sleepy. She went to her dresser to get one. 8220;Could I use the other one? It’s a keen razor isn’t it? 8220;Why isn’t it with him? I was t...

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Back At the Café. Questions Addressed and Addresses Questioned. Interview by Alan Dean Foster. Interview by Alan Dean Foster. Author and friend Alan Dean Foster did me the honor of interrogating me, the text of which I reproduce here in full. If he feels the need to follow up, I'm sure he will. And I thank him. 1) Do you ever consciously construct 9cwl and Pib as if you were composing music? In other words, do you see scenes and sequences that you render visually as their musical counterparts? Some are &...

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Chickweed Café: The first 2 CHICKWEED LANE treasuries

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Back At the Café. Questions Addressed and Addresses Questioned. Interview by Alan Dean Foster. Tuesday, June 5, 2012. The first 2 CHICKWEED LANE treasuries. The dailies as originally published, complete, comprehensive, chronological. Each book covers a year in the life and times of the strip, beginning on July 12th, 1993. To order, or just to learn more,. Giclée prints by Brooke McEldowney. The first 2 CHICKWEED LANE treasuries. Awesome Inc. template. Template images by 4x6.

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Chickweed Café: November 2014

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Back At the Café. Questions Addressed and Addresses Questioned. Interview by Alan Dean Foster. Sunday, November 30, 2014. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Giclée prints by Brooke McEldowney. Awesome Inc. template. Template images by 4x6.

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Chickweed Café: November 2012

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Back At the Café. Questions Addressed and Addresses Questioned. Interview by Alan Dean Foster. Friday, November 23, 2012. 9 Chickweed Lane books. Order here or from Pib Press. THE DAY MY PUBERTY DETONATED. THE CHICKWEED DAILIES FOR YEAR THREE. THE FATHER OF RELATIVITY. THE CHICKWEED DAILIES FOR YEAR FOUR. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE BRUSSELS. A GRAPHIC NOVEL OF MUSIC, ROMANCE, LOVE AND THE BEST CURE FOR HICCUPS EVER. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Giclée prints by Brooke McEldowney.

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Chickweed Café: August 2010

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Back At the Café. Questions Addressed and Addresses Questioned. Interview by Alan Dean Foster. Sunday, August 8, 2010. SEEMS TO ME I'VE HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE. The difference, basically the only difference, is that in 2007 I drew Isabel. This time it was Edda. I think she would be glad. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Giclée prints by Brooke McEldowney. SEEMS TO ME IVE HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE. Awesome Inc. template. Template images by 4x6.

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Back At the Café. Questions Addressed and Addresses Questioned. Interview by Alan Dean Foster. The best manners are a carefully wrought artifice, smiling, tactile, agreeable as a waltz, purposeful as a firing squad. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Giclée prints by Brooke McEldowney. TWO NEW BOOKS,FRESH OFF THE PRESS! Order here, or . Awesome Inc. template. Template images by 4x6.

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Don't make me come over there. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. Boating Adventures in Prague. The other day, I took my life in my hands and operated a paddle boat. I'm being melodramatic, of course. Paddle boats are perfectly safe, as evidenced by the fact that they grant boating privileges to any random dweeb who enters Prague. Still, it's hard not to feel melodramatic, given the stone-faced way the boat guy read me the safety litany. It included items like this:. If you go past the buoys, you will die. I execu...

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