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Candy Rant: 500 and Counting
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Sunday, September 15, 2013. According to Blogger, this is my 500th post. It's a random Sunday and the biggest event of the day has been a wave of grief I've had going off and on all day, missing my dad and having involuntary short sobs visiting me out of nowhere. Posted by Candy Rant @ 7:08 PM. Oh, my friend. { { hugs} }. Hope happier days are ahead. After reading post #500, I think your dad just paid you a visit. Wow I didnt think of that, MKW. View my complete profile.
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Candy Rant: Life Lesson for a Friday
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Friday, July 25, 2008. Life Lesson for a Friday. First, let me explain the picture. For several years I made photo Christmas cards featuring the one and only Hankie. This one is my depiction of Hankie as a shepherd. The card said "Hankie was delighted to have been chosen to play a shepherd in the Christmas pageant. Though he was not thrilled with the costume department.". Now that we're all in a spiritual frame of mind, here is the lesson:. This is the funniest cat sto...
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Candy Rant: July 2006
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Monday, July 31, 2006. Reasons I Do Not Want a Front-Butt *. Perhaps the less sophisticated reader is not familiar with the term "front-butt." Let me explain. It is a butt on the front of your body. A gut that has gotten so out of hand, so enamored with its own girth, that it has grown in such a way as to almost perfectly mirror the butt you have on the back of your body. It's just up a little higher. There. Now, REASONS I DON'T WANT A FRONT-BUTT:. 3 Your choice of pan...
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Candy Rant: Classes Start Tomorrow. What's the Word of the Day?
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Sunday, August 25, 2013. Classes Start Tomorrow. What's the Word of the Day? It's a tricky word, because you can get so much from it. Read" for example. The joy of reading all those papers and poems my students will turn in. Red" My face. And the way I'll be fanning away the usual stage fright that never goes away, but is especially flaming on the first day. Rad" This school year will be totally rad, dude. Srsly. Posted by Candy Rant @ 1:43 PM. Then youd have something...
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Candy Rant: June 2006
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Thursday, June 22, 2006. The prince is scraped up off the ox-cart-path and revived. He continues his frantic search for the elusive Cinderella. He is told by the village idiot that there is another sister in the house he has just left, and that perhaps he should try again. After knocking at the door, no, wait, after having his royal. OK, that was a poor segue, but here's the story behind the story. THE SERVINGS ARE TINY. The two little round cheesecakes were the size o...
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Candy Rant: Silence!
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Sunday, December 24, 2006. A couple nights ago, when I turned off the TV at the end of the night, my ears were ringing. It had been so long since I'd experienced silence that my poor bastard eardrums were resonating with it. Immediately, my brain stepped in to provide some noise. QUICK, Candy! But it's not just audible noise that I surround myself with. When I get into bed at night, I. Read Even if I can only last 10 minutes, I have to force more words into my brain...
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Candy Rant: Milestones and Lethargy
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Thursday, August 29, 2013. Today is my birthday. What have I done so far? Laid around like a boneless chicken. At my advanced age of 54, it's all about giving my body what it begs for. Well, the good stuff it begs for, with just an occasional dip into the luscious pool of vice. Posted by Candy Rant @ 4:10 PM. Happy birthday, CR. You know Ill be seeing those hens teeth everywhere now, right? And on your birthday? Midwest/Southwest, United States. View my complete profile.
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Candy Rant: Revenge
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Saturday, August 24, 2013. There's a husband in our neighborhood who pulls pranks on his wife all the time, but really hates and, I'm told, pouts when she gets him back. She did this to his car yesterday. Posted by Candy Rant @ 10:58 AM. Thats dedication right there. And classic, ta boot. Midwest/Southwest, United States. View my complete profile. This Is Who I Miss. One Fine Day On Domhan. Is this blog on? Tattered Bits of Brain. Guiri, guiri, blah, blah, blah.
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Candy Rant: Bacon Socks
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I killed a rat with a stick once.". Sunday, October 14, 2007. Because my husband is a fancy-schmancy culinary school graduate, it pains him to actually. Meat His own thick steaks are so quickly rushed over the grill that instead of yelping in pain they blink in confusion: "What was that? Did I feel something? I thought I felt something.". His "seared" tuna is kept so far from the flame that he finally put a halt to the whole charade and now simply walks sheepishly over to the platter of tuna and. I'm thi...
